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When a dancer calls you Daddy

Aug 31, 2018, 8:14 PM
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crazyjoe
Colorado

And tells you she had saddy issues???

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crazyjoe

Daddy issues.

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crazyjoe

Wtf?

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crazyjoe

Is this stripper shit?

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nicespice

Crazyjoe is my daddy!

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goldmongerATL

When a stripper calls me daddy I realize the glasses and fake nose are not fooling her any more.

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Countryman5434

How bout when a latina says oh papi!

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nicespice

It’s a pity this is false clickbait. When I saw the headline earlier, I thought of you.

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jackslash

I'm just glad they don't call me "granddaddy."

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Warrior15

Last year I had this regular girl that I would have OTC dates with. She would call me "Daddy". Which would kind of creep me out considering she was one year younger than my son.

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Jascoi

(just wait until a stripper is the age of your grand daughter.)

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shadowcat

Mister -I'm already there. My oldest is starting her 3rd year of college. Several years ago a favorite suggested that we dress up to go out to dinner. She said "I want to see the tongues wag when I kiss you and call you daddy".

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crazyjoe

That is so sweet nicespice!

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THE CHAINDOG

She gets my money lol

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JeffTUSCL

I hate when women I don't know well yet call me anything like that. "Daddy", "babe", "hun". It makes it more blatant that they are faking interest. After a while it's OK but from the start it takes all of the illusion away.

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l00ber

File away the information and her desire to have an authoritative figure present, then use it to negotiate a better rate.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

If she just calls me 'daddy', then it's just a pet name. If she specifically references having father issues, then I assume that she's trying to engage an older guy's fatherly tendency to care for a young woman "in need".

It's not dumb.

Most older guys aren't quite gullible enough to convince themselves that a hot 20-something want to fuck them because of pure animal magnetism. But, if they squint hard and look at it sideways, then more older guys can convince themselves that she legitimately needs a father figure.

So, yeah, it's usually stripper shit. But on the more harmless end of the spectrum.

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RandomMember

"Most older guys aren't quite gullible enough to convince themselves that a hot 20-something want to fuck them because of pure animal magnetism."


Oh you just haven't been here long enough.

LOL

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