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Smegma Jones
25 days ago
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Swanky place, gorgeous women - BE CAREFUL
I've never done the VIP there because the price is so vague. Most places you can ask "how much for the club, and…
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Smegma Jones
25 days ago
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Crap hole
I was here a month ago on a Saturday night after midnight (review still incoming) and not only were there plenty of black patrons,…
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Smegma Jones
a month ago
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Goldrush Showbar
2608 Metropolitan Pkwy SW Atlanta, GA 30315
Got stuck for the night in Atlanta...Gold Rush made that not as bad as it sounds
First off...yes, this is a 'black' club, the dancers and patrons both (minus 1 'hood' white dancer). You couldn't really tell from…
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Smegma Jones
2 months ago
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Silver Slipper Saloon
3042 IL-71 3 9124 Ottawa, IL 61350
Pick the right girl for VIP, and it's worth every penny
I've been to the club many times over the years, and it hasn't really changed, so I'll do a brief recap. Cover is…
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Smegma Jones
8 months ago
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PoleKatz
7337 W 100th Pl Bridgeview, IL 60455
Very good time if you are up to spending some money.
This was my first visit to Polekatz, and I rolled in about 9PM on a Friday. I guess this is the Friday lingerie…
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Smegma Jones
8 months ago
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Silver Slipper Saloon
3042 IL-71 3 9124 Ottawa, IL 61350
Silver Slipper, it's not Vegas, but still not a bad time
So it's been a minute since I've been to the Slipper, or at least reviewed it. I've been a few times over the…
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Smegma Jones
9 months ago
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Looking for a good place in PX/Tempe/Chandler area
I got a few messages asking for an update now that the trip is over, and much to my dismay, they did NOT go…
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Smegma Jones
10 months ago
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Looking for a good place in PX/Tempe/Chandler area
And thanks all for the input.
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Smegma Jones
10 months ago
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Looking for a good place in PX/Tempe/Chandler area
Yeah, again, being as they are young and low experience (both in travel and clubbing) I'd guess they'd be headed to Sonny's if I…
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Smegma Jones
10 months ago
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Looking for a good place in PX/Tempe/Chandler area
Not for me, but for a nephew who's going to be out there for a few days with buddies and they have all said…
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Smegma Jones
10 months ago
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Saggy Stomach Saloon
Ooof....that title. It's not wrong some nights...but still...ooof.
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Smegma Jones
10 months ago
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High Heels Saloon
2678 N 48th Rd Somonauk, IL 60552
Decent, if not exciting time out in the country.
Ok. So this won't be a 100% useful review, but I figured I'd drop it anyway. Showed up on Wed just past…
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Night Moves
3160 S Walnut St Bloomington, IN 47401
The only club in town...so why not?
Was in town for the eclipse, and as this is the only joint in Bloomington, I went there. Sunday $3 cover wasn't bad,…
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Robbery or actual 'bad luck'?
@CJ
Yes....I asked. You called me a liar, so I'm no longer interested in your opinion...as it has no value and is based off…
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Robbery or actual 'bad luck'?
@CJKent

Are you still talking? To who? Fine...I'll humor you.

Hmmm....let's see. HE goes back and then I join him to help look…
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Robbery or actual 'bad luck'?
@CJ
Yes...I know and got the joke...it followed your non-joke accusing that I'd lie about the scenario on an anonymous chat board to somehow save…
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Chicas....a must visit if you are a fan of a good dirty lapdance.
Thanks. I tried for accuracy as this really is a dive with naked chicks who will grab your junk and let you grab…
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Robbery or actual 'bad luck'?
@CJKent_Band

This was not "my friend" it was "my buddy", so you obviously have reading comprehension issues or don't understand how a quote works. …
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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A Monger's Guide to Spanish in Tijuana
This was a great ARTICLE. I'll be clipping it to keep in my phone if I make it back to TJ or Mexicali.…
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Looking for a LV unicorn probably....
Quick update post trip. Deja Vu was temporarily closed, so we went to Minks. Not sure why Deja is closed, but tried…
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Robbery or actual 'bad luck'?
I won't name the club, as I have no proof, but I believe my buddy got robbed the other night.

Bought him a TD with…
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Chicas Bonitas
1818 Las Vegas Blvd North North Las Vegas, NV 89030
Chicas....a must visit if you are a fan of a good dirty lapdance.
I actually went to this club 2 times this trip. The first visit was a Thursday around 2AM. I rolled up on…
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Minks Las Vegas
5901 Emerald Ave Las Vegas, NV 89122
Minks - worth a visit, low risk, lots of potential.
So. I was looking to hit a few places in LV when last there (just got back) and Deja Vu is temporarily closed,…
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Evolution of a Monger
Great article, and similar to my own history/evolution, except I went from strippers to AMP to escorts and haven't dabbled in Porn stars yet…
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
First visit to HB in many years.
So I haven't been to HB in quite a few years, but was working down the street the other night and had an hour…
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