Saggy Stomach Saloon

So i have been by this place tons of times and tried going once a few years ago to find it closed on a wednesday. Well this Wednesday it was open. The place is right off the highway and is not far from Ottawa the town which is ok but overall not much else around it.

So as you walk in there is a spot to pay the cover but the boys were outside smoking so i didn't pay anything. when i got there i noticed maybe 4 girls working and a decent bartender. They used to advertise topless bartenders but that has gone away. the place is big. a two pole stage, if i recall correctly, that is quite large. only one girl working the stage the whole time i was there. the west end of the building has pool and gambling machines as well as tables. the east side is the bar with some tables. on the second floor is where they do private dances, some more open for 25 bucks and the rest of the "suites" are the 180 bucks for 30 minutes. cameras were all over the upper level so do not expect any extras.

So i get the first beer and i get approached immediately by Rocket. she was a heavily tatted chick with a goth look. told her i just got there and maybe later. Next after a beer or two comes Fairie, glasses more of a girl next door look. we talk and agree to go for the 30 minute deal, bad move on my part. she looked like she had a little bit of a gut but man was i wrong. she obviously had given birth several times and she had fat sacks on her thighs, upper arms, and a gut that looked like it had a scrotum. she talked a good game but i was thrilled when the 30 minutes were up.