High Heels Saloon
2678 N 48th Rd Somonauk, IL 60552

Decent, if not exciting time out in the country.

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Smegma Jones
May 22, 2024, 8:25 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Ok. So this won't be a 100% useful review, but I figured I'd drop it anyway. Showed up on Wed just past 5PM and they open at 4 or 430. Paid no cover as at the time I showed up, there were no girls on stage and the only dancer was either in the dressing room or VIP as she was not working the floor. Bartender was dressed pretty decent and friendly but was a bit heavy for a skimpy dress. We were chatting a bit and the topics went south as she started lamenting about her kids and health and bla bla bla. I ordered a pizza (cheap tombstone type) and that seemed to send her away. There was only 1 other guy in the joint at the time, and I think he spoke Spanish as I said high and he stared at me like I said something insulting.

 

The club is basically 2 rooms. The front room was dead (again, no one there) and there was a bouncer/doorman, but as I said, no cover at the time. The 'main' room is a decent sized stage. Nice comfy looking chairs (I didn't sit as there was no stage show), and a bar along the left side. Small VIP behind the DJ booth and elevated 'private' area for lapdances. Deco is strip club normal in the back room, but the front room looked more 'woodsy', probably left over from whatever this bar started out as...it's very in the country.

 

I finally saw a girl come out about 20 min in as I was mid-scarf on my Pizza. I said hi and she sat about 2 chairs down. She also ordered a pizza, which probably meant she was going to be tied up for a bit. She was a cute younger chick with glasses, emily or emilia...I couldn't make it out. I tried to chat her up between bites of pizza and let on I wasn't going to be staying long. She asked for a dance while she waited for her pizza. I went and washed up as my fingers were greasy, and came back quick. I'm not usually one to go with the first chick who says hi, but as she was the ONLY chick there, that rule goes out the window.

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Decent, if not exciting time out in the country.