Reviews by twboyhouston

I had originally visited this club when it first opened about 6 months. As part of the Men's Club chain, it was stocked at that time with imported dancers from Dallas and Charlotte.…

This is not a review of one specific visit to the Ritz. Rather it is comments gleaned from a long time customer who has been going off and on for many years. If…

This club was recently renovated and opened about a month ago after being shut down for more than 2 years. It had been called All-Stars, which had a sports bar flavor to it. As one…

This club had been closed down for about 6 months, and just re-opened within the month. The new ownership previously ran the Teasers club a couple of miles down the street. The Teasers…

I hadn't been to the St James for almost a year, because it's a long drive for me. I stopped by on a Saturday night, which by prior experience is not a good time to go.…

I attended the grand opening, which featured performances from porn star Lexi Belle. The club is conveniently located off I-45 a couple of miles south of Beltway 8. It is a rather small club with…

As other patrons have stated, the Lodge is a very large and classy club. There was one main area next to the large main stage, and a couple of elevated areas at the back…

I heard the club was having its grand opening, so I thought it was time for a revisit. I got there about 9 pm on a Saturday night. You could tell by the small number…

Centerfolds is usually a 2nd tier club in Houston. Since it's in the Galleria, there are a lot of hotties, but it's not quite as popular as Treasures, so you do get many sub-par…

The previous reviewer provided a good detailed description of the club so I won't repeat it. I stopped by on a Saturday evening around 10 pm, and the place was pretty much dead. There were…

Dropped by on a Sunday evening and it was very slow. Heartbreakers is a large physical club, so the scarcity of customers and dancers was really noticeable. On the plus side, cover charge was only…

This club just opened this week. It sits on the corner of Mangum Rd and the Highway 290 frontage road. The location is fairly good, just a few minutes from the Galleria, depending…

This was my first visit to one of the better known clubs in SA. It's on a major freeway right next to a major shopping center, but the lot and building itself are actually…

I saw an ad in the Houston Press about this club opening. It said it would be a top-notch, high-end club with Houston's most glamorous dancers. The location is on Telephone Road, close…

I went Saturday night after football playoffs so I didn't know what to expect. This is traditionally a bad time to go, and many of the dancers know this, and stay away. I was pleasantly…

I went on a Saturday night about 10 as the NFL playoff games were ending. That may have been a mistake, because everybody was probably busy watching football. Anyways, it was pretty dead. I got in…

I don't usually have occasion to be near the St. James on a weekday afternoon, but because I was dropping somebody off at the airport, it was convenient to go. I got there about 3 pm,…

I had visited this club before in the evening but not in the daytime, so I thought I would give it a try when I happened to find myself in San Antonio one Friday afternoon. I…

Teasers is a new club that just opened about a month ago. It occupies a space in a strip mall that has seen several night clubs, including a couple of topless bars, come and go in…

From the outside, the place looks like a bit of a dive, and the parking lot is pretty small. I got in just about 7 and it cost $5 to get in, but I got a…

I can't believe that this club has such a high average rating. It is a dive in an unattractive part of town. It is all very brightly lit and there's no really good…

I visited on a Sunday night, so this may not be a representative review. It's a fairly nice club and fairly large. There is a large main room that is on two different levels.…

This may be a bit unfair because Sunday evenings are traditionally very slow, so the club may be better than this on average. The club is pretty small. There is basically one big room with…

This is a very nice club with a fairly upscale atmosphere, yet it also has a good party vibe. There were all types of patrons, from businessmen to geeks to college students to bikers. There…

I was visiting from Houston, which of course has very high mileage clubs, so I didn't have high expectations. I got in about 9, and since there was a UFC fight on that night, they were…