Reviews by twboyhouston

Went on a Saturday afternoon and it was pretty quiet. The club is huge, so it seems really quiet when there are only a few people in it. There wasn't a cover charge,…

Got in the club about 11 Friday night, and it was not very busy. There were a lot of empty tables and a lot of girls wandering around. However, there was a real…

As others have written, Joy's is in an industrial part of town but it's easy to find. It's just off 290 near the Beltway, and even though it's hidden behind a gas station, there's…

I went on St. Patrick's day and of course they were serving $3 green beer. I sat near the stage and had some food. They really have good food! The dancers that night were stunning.…

I went on a Monday night which is traditionally very slow, and it was this night. There were about a dozen customers and the same number of dancers. There were a couple of…

This used to be one of the best clubs in Houston, but the greed of the management has seriously damaged it. I got there on a Sat. evening and it was really dead.…

I had not been to this club for a few months, and my experiences at it have been spotty, so I didn't know what to expect. I arrived on the Sunday after Thanksgiving so…

I have been to Treasures many times and this trip reminded me of what I love and what I hate about the place. I come in the door and there is a huge lineup of people…

I used to visit this club quite often, and I still have many friends among the older waitresses there. Some of the waitresses are really excellent here. However, I hadn't visited for a…

The Gold Cup is a medium size club. It looks quite upscale from the inside. The main room has two levels, and seating for about 50 to 100 customers. There is a…

This was my first visit to the Men's Club, and I admit I had been reluctant to go because of the reports of the unfriendly dancers and lack of privacy for dances. I would say…

A few important things I forgot to add: (1) Heartbreakers is off I-45 about halfway between Houston and Galveston. It is about 20 miles from downtown Houston. Because it is outside of Houston limits,…

I arrived about 4 right after the first football game of the day. Cover was $3. It was fairly crowded with about 60 customers. On Sundays, they let you order a free…

I am a VIP member at this club so I go in for free. (VIP membership currently costs around $800, but it is a lifetime membership.) VIP privileges also gives you free access…

Went late on a Saturday night. It was a $10 cover. The place was packed, mostly with younger guys. I would say over 200 customers easily. There were a lot of dancers…

Visiting San Antonio over the weekend so I decided to check out a couple of San Antonio clubs. I am from Houston, which has a reputation for high mileage dances. I got in about 7,…

Dropped by on a Sunday night. I like Sundays because they are slow and laid back. This place is really crowded and rocking on Friday and Saturday nights, but there are too many…

I visited Michael's for the first time in a few years. I used to be a regular customer, but then things had gone down hill with the quality and quantity of girls declining.…