Reviews by twboyhouston

I was visiting from Houston, which is known for its strip clubs. After visiting 3 clubs in the Detroit area, I have to admit that Detroit clubs have Houston clubs beat. The 3…

I was visiting from Houston, which is known for its strip clubs. After visiting 3 clubs in the Detroit area, I have to admit that Detroit clubs have Houston clubs beat. The 3…

I was visiting from Houston, which is known for its strip clubs. After visiting 3 clubs in the Detroit area, I have to admit that Detroit clubs have Houston clubs beat. The 3…

The last time I visited, it was a Saturday evening, and as I reported, things were great. The place was hoping, the customers were happy, there were tons of pretty girls everywhere.…

This club underwent extensive changes after agreeing to settle with the city late last year. They can now let dancers dance topless and with G-strings, but they had to get rid of their private…

Though this club is out of the way, and not the fanciest, it makes up for it by having a large selection of young hot dancers. Most of them are white and slim and…

The location is in an out of the way industrial area, and the parking lot is unappealing. The building itself looks like a warehouse both inside and out. Inside you will find a large main stage and…

The physical facilities of this club are outstanding. It is beautiful with two floors and great VIP rooms. Unfortunately, it is in the middle of an industrial area, and gets nearly zero business after 6…

A place with a friendly neighborhood feel, which makes sense because it is a suburban location found away from the main visitor centers of Houston. They have a nice lap dance area in the back that…

Possibly the best club in Houston currently. They have a very good selection of girls, a mixture of white, black, and Hispanic. Most of the girls are in the 5 to 7 range, but there…

This club has undergone a lot of changes of late for the worst. As the other reviews have stated, it is pretty much a Latin club with all Hispanic clubs, many with limited English…

This club is getting a little hit and miss. The number of dancers is way down from what it used to be. There are often days when the dancer to customer ratio is about 1…

Got in very late on a Wednesday night about midnight. That is still okay because it's open until 5 am Wednesday through Saturday. I hadn't been for over 6 months when they had…

I attended on a grand opening night as this club has been re-opened with a new name, Vivid Live. It is now affiliated with the Vivid porn studio, and that night the head…

The Ritz is one of the 16 Houston clubs that signed a deal with the city to chip in $1 million per year to a policing fund, in exchange for going topless and G-string again.…

I got in on a late Saturday night and I thought I would try something other than my usual favorite, Baby Dolls. On a late Saturday, Baby Dolls is too packed and it can…

A long time favorite in Houston, this club has seen many changes recently due to the new strip club laws in Houston. This club has been known as an extras club with lots of…

I was marooned in LA for 1 night because of a late connecting flight so I took the opportunity to check this club out. Most of the clubs in LA are full nude but…

First, I have to preface this review with an important notice about a landmark legal agreement reached in Houston this week. With this agreement, the 16 clubs that were in existence prior to 1997…

The Houston club scene has been on a major downward trend for the past year. Even the St. James which was one of the crown jewels of the city (the other being Treasures) has…

I visited the newly re-opened Key club the Saturday after it's grand re-opening. They had hired 3 porn stars for the grand opening weekend and brought in lots of other talent, so while this…

This club is close to Kemah, about 10 minutes off I-45 South. So it's a bit out of the way, and most of the clients are locals. It's a fairly small club, with…

I don't often get a chance to go during the weekdays but it was the 4th of July and I had the day off. I wasn't sure what to expect because for most holidays,…

I have reviewed this club many times before, but I wanted to add a new review because of recent changes to the club. The club now asks all of its dancers to be licensed, so that…

After my recent trip to Palazio, I would say that this club has achieved a significant upgrade and may just now be the best club in all of Texas. It is certainly better than…