Reviews by twboyhouston

I tried this club for the first time since grand opening week. Grand openings are never a good indicator of the long term viability of a club since they usually bring in girls from…

When I am visiting Dallas, and feel like going to a nude club, I usually end up at PT's, but I had heard about the half price dances on Super Tuesday and I happened to…

This club is very close to the airport right where Will Clayton and Highway 59 meet. It is very new, just open a couple of months. The club was very busy on a…

The layout of the Colorado is very odd. They have a small main room dominated by a giant main stage and large bar. There is scant seating around the main stage, enough for less than…

This was converted from a topless club (Down in Texas) last month and has been fully renovated. It is owned by Rick's Cabaret which also owns the Rick's topless club across the freeway and the nude…

It's a bit out in the middle of nowhere in an industrial neighborhood but it seemed safe enough. There was a parking lot with an attendant. They charged $5 for self parking, more…

I got there early Saturday evening and it was starting to get crowded. There were still a few empty parking spots in a very big lot, but valet was available for $5. Later…

I would say that without a doubt Buck's is the best value in the Dallas-Fort Worth area. The club is not much to look at. It is a smallish one story building with one big…

The new Buck's in Dallas is a lot bigger and nicer club than the old one in Fort Worth. It has a huge parking lot (which was always a problem in Fort Worth), it…

The San Antonio Men's Club (SAMC) is not related to the other Men's Clubs around the country which are all very up-scale. Instead, it is owned by the people who own the Palace in…

After a disappointing trip to Sugar's I came over here and contrast was stark. For one, it's a much classier club. Secondly, the dancers were infinitely hotter. There were over 20 dancers…

I've had good luck here in the past. The girls are pretty friendly. The atmosphere is very laid back. It's a very young urban crowd. The layout is a little bit…

This club is really hopping right now. They have massive attendance on Fridays and Saturdays with a jammed pack parking lot and even on a Sunday night there were about 80 to 100 customers.…

This club is very nice physically. It has two levels, a big main room with two stages (although only one is usually used), a public dance area with lots of booths, and 3 VIP…

This club is a bit of a dive. It's in an industrial area with a bunch of warehouses and construction companies around it. It's in a run-down strip mall, but the inside is…

This club is slated for closing in mid April 2015, and it looks like operations are starting to slow down. I visited for old times sake, one last time before it closes. The…

Sunday afternoon tends to be pretty slow as in any club, and there were only about 10 dancers and 20 customers. It makes for a pretty chill atmosphere though. The dancers that were there were of pretty…

I went on a UFC fight night and the place was packed to the gills. There was literally no place to sit anywhere. I hung around the bar until a table freed up after the…

I have visited this club many times in the past, and I have always been impressed with the great number and quality of the dancers. However, I was somewhat disappointed this night.…

This was the first time I visited since the grand opening, which is never a true gauge of how good a club is, so I thought I would give it another try. I went…

This club is now by far the top-notch club in Houston as far as dancer quality goes. There is no other club in Houston which comes close. Actually, there is no club in…

Oh how the mighty have fallen! This used to be one of the busiest clubs in the country with some of the hottest dancers and wild times available. Now it is a faint shadow of its former…

Things have been on the down swing at this club of late. It is a Latin club with Latin music and almost all Hispanic dancers, most of whom have very limited English skills. Lately, they have been…

The Ritz is a club that has undergone a lot of changes in the last couple of years. It has been consistently the best club in south Houston for many years. It is a…

Sugar's has a relaxed neighborhood bar vibe about it that can't really be found in Houston. For that, I give it high marks, although it's not a classy gentleman's club like the nicer ones in…