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started 10 yrs ago
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Ever do your namesake?
posted by
chandler

I got dances recently with a new girl who uses my TUSCL nick for her stage name. I didn't mention to her what we had in common, but I did tell her she looked cuter…

discussion
started 15 yrs ago
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Advisability of Dating Stalked Druggie Cheerleader Strippers with Sleazy Boyfrie
posted by
chandler

Wondering if it's any different from dating normal women. I say if it feels right, go for it. Got any stories?

discussion
started 15 yrs ago
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Who the heck is Mr. Happy?
posted by
chandler

I keep seeing references to this individual from some posters. Sounds like an imaginary friend. I thought this board was supposed to be for adults. What gives?

discussion
started 15 yrs ago
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Do you limit how much you spend on one stripper?
posted by
chandler

We've had plenty of discussions about how much we spend in clubs overall. What about for one stripper? Is there a limit you try to stay within? Does it depend on whether you expect to…

discussion
started 15 yrs ago
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Customerspeak-to-English Translations: What We Really Mean
posted by
chandler

You knew it was coming. Here's our counterpart to the Stripperspeak dialect:

Customerspeak: "Come and join me when you get off stage."
Translation: "Let's grope each other for free while I decide if I want to spend…

discussion
started 15 yrs ago
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What They Really Mean: Stripperspeak-to-English Translations
posted by
chandler

As a public service to customers who aren't familiar with the dialect, here are a few common expressions one often hears from strippers, and their English equivalents:

When a stripper says: "I'll be right back."
What she…

discussion
started 15 yrs ago
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American Woman
posted by
chandler

I've heard some guys complain that American girls are stuck up or don't appreciate sex, whatever. I really don't have any complaints. How about you? Do you like American girls as strippers, or do you…

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started 15 yrs ago
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Good Girls vs. Bad Girls
posted by
chandler

Which kind of stripper turns you on more, sweet girls who are always smiling and friendly or girls with an unpredictable, rebel streak who can be a bitch at times?

discussion
started 15 yrs ago
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Glossary Entries That Could Stand Improvement
posted by
chandler

See anything in the TUSCL Glossary that strikes you as misleading or wrong? Not that it's anything to get too worked up over, but this one has always jumped out at me:

Table Dance
An…