Posts by chandler

I got dances recently with a new girl who uses my TUSCL nick for her stage name. I didn't mention to her what we had in common, but I did tell her she looked cuter than the 'Friends' character.

Wondering if it's any different from dating normal women. I say if it feels right, go for it. Got any stories?

I keep seeing references to this individual from some posters. Sounds like an imaginary friend. I thought this board was supposed to be for adults. What gives?

We've had plenty of discussions about how much we spend in clubs overall. What about for one stripper? Is there a limit you try to stay within? Does it depend on whether you expect to see her again?

You knew it was coming. Here's our counterpart to the Stripperspeak dialect: Customerspeak: "Come and join me when you get off stage." Translation: "Let's grope each other for free while I decide if I want to spend any money on you." Customerspeak: "You…

As a public service to customers who aren't familiar with the dialect, here are a few common expressions one often hears from strippers, and their English equivalents: When a stripper says: "I'll be right back." What she means: "We're done, but don't…

I've heard some guys complain that American girls are stuck up or don't appreciate sex, whatever. I really don't have any complaints. How about you? Do you like American girls as strippers, or do you prefer strippers from other countries?

Which kind of stripper turns you on more, sweet girls who are always smiling and friendly or girls with an unpredictable, rebel streak who can be a bitch at times?

See anything in the TUSCL Glossary that strikes you as misleading or wrong? Not that it's anything to get too worked up over, but this one has always jumped out at me: > Table Dance > An air dance where everyone knows…

I'm usually suspicious of a stripper who comes on too strong too soon, grabbing my dick and talking dirty into my ear. Can a girl act so slutty it's a turn-off for you? Or is there no such thing as…

I asked about this a few weeks ago, and we had a good discussion about the general pros and cons of clubs with negotiable dance prices. I'll be going back to one of these clubs soon (okay, it's Platinum Plus…

Which type of TUSCL review do you prefer? General assessments that describe what the club has to offer from a detached point of view, or accounts of the reviewer's personal experience on a visit to the club? I prefer the latter,…