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I got dances recently with a new girl who uses my TUSCL nick for her stage name. I didn't mention to her what we had in common, but I did tell her she looked cuter than the 'Friends' character.
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Wondering if it's any different from dating normal women. I say if it feels right, go for it. Got any stories?
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I keep seeing references to this individual from some posters. Sounds like an imaginary friend. I thought this board was supposed to be for adults. What gives?
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We've had plenty of discussions about how much we spend in clubs overall. What about for one stripper? Is there a limit you try to stay within? Does it depend on whether you expect to see her again?
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You knew it was coming. Here's our counterpart to the Stripperspeak dialect: Customerspeak: "Come and join me when you get off stage." Translation: "Let's grope each other for free while I decide if I want to spend any money on you." Customerspeak: "You…
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As a public service to customers who aren't familiar with the dialect, here are a few common expressions one often hears from strippers, and their English equivalents: When a stripper says: "I'll be right back." What she means: "We're done, but don't…
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I've heard some guys complain that American girls are stuck up or don't appreciate sex, whatever. I really don't have any complaints. How about you? Do you like American girls as strippers, or do you prefer strippers from other countries?
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Which kind of stripper turns you on more, sweet girls who are always smiling and friendly or girls with an unpredictable, rebel streak who can be a bitch at times?
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See anything in the TUSCL Glossary that strikes you as misleading or wrong? Not that it's anything to get too worked up over, but this one has always jumped out at me: > Table Dance > An air dance where everyone knows…
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I'm usually suspicious of a stripper who comes on too strong too soon, grabbing my dick and talking dirty into my ear. Can a girl act so slutty it's a turn-off for you? Or is there no such thing as…
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I asked about this a few weeks ago, and we had a good discussion about the general pros and cons of clubs with negotiable dance prices. I'll be going back to one of these clubs soon (okay, it's Platinum Plus…
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Which type of TUSCL review do you prefer? General assessments that describe what the club has to offer from a detached point of view, or accounts of the reviewer's personal experience on a visit to the club? I prefer the latter,…
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I'm used to clubs where you always know the price, so all you do is find a girl who turns you on, and when she asks if you want a dance, say yes. She keeps dancing until you tell her…
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hi guyz! im a new dancer!!!!! just wondering what u guyz think about a 26 y.o. chick taking up stripping. am i too old? everybody tells me i look like a teenager. also, im only a 34b. do u guyz think i…
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This one might be just for Londonguy, unless some other world traveller here can chip in. I was wondering if there are any terms used in British strip clubs that don't translate across the pond. Things like "knickers" = "panties",…
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Do you go to a strip club with a specific goal in mind (e.g., get a blow job) or just to try to enjoy whatever experience you have?
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Yeah, Founder has his own FAQ, which I'm sure covers the stuff he gets asked all the time in messages. But it does nothing to cut down on all the questions that keep showing up on this board. So here's…
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1) Are you pregnant or is that just a beer gut? 2) Maybe later, after the cum in my pants has dried. 3) Don't do anything illegal. I don't want to go to prison and get anally raped. 4) Hold still, baby, while…
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I received an interesting message from my good pal Founder recently. Knowing I'm sort of a connoisseur of amateurish, unintentionally funny reviews, he often shares with me some of the bad stuff that gets rejected. A couple of recent submissions…
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(Started as a reply to the recent topic before realizing it was too old to be added to.) Maybe it's just me, but I like to talk with strippers about sex. I go to strip clubs for sexual entertainment. For…
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Forgive me if this has already been gone over here. What do you think of the new rating system? Do you find a useful distinction between the three categories? Do you think fractional ratings improve on the old 10-point scale? I…
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For a few moments of virtual fun, go to: http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html Be sure to select the largest cup size and the most vigorous exercise, then look at them in wireframe view. Weeee!!!
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I guess I'm asking mainly about hair and makeup, so let's please leave surgery, piercings and tattoos out of this. Most faves of mine never change their hairstyle or hair color. That's usually fine with me, because I liked the way…
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Sight Sound Smell Touch Taste (Not my ranking, just a reminder.) Like the title says, rank their importance in contributing to your pleasure, evaluating the dance, etc. (Or do you consider any of the five irrelevant?) A little explanation of why would be nice, too.
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So many of us are obsessed about wanting to fuck strippers, but are they really that good in bed, or is for some other reason?
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