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10 years ago

Ever do your namesake?

I got dances recently with a new girl who uses my TUSCL nick for her stage name. I didn't mention to her what we had in common, but I did tell her she looked...

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15 years ago

Advisability of Dating Stalked Druggie Cheerleader Strippers with Sleazy Boyfrie

Wondering if it's any different from dating normal women. I say if it feels right, go for it. Got any stories?...

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15 years ago

Who the heck is Mr. Happy?

I keep seeing references to this individual from some posters. Sounds like an imaginary friend. I thought this board was supposed to be for adults. What gives?...

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15 years ago

Do you limit how much you spend on one stripper?

We've had plenty of discussions about how much we spend in clubs overall. What about for one stripper? Is there a limit you try to stay within? Does it depend on whether you expect...

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15 years ago

Customerspeak-to-English Translations: What We Really Mean

You knew it was coming. Here's our counterpart to the Stripperspeak dialect: Customerspeak: "Come and join me when you get off stage." Translation: "Let's grope each other for free while I decide if I want to...

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15 years ago

What They Really Mean: Stripperspeak-to-English Translations

As a public service to customers who aren't familiar with the dialect, here are a few common expressions one often hears from strippers, and their English equivalents: When a stripper says: "I'll be right back." What...

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15 years ago

I've heard some guys complain that American girls are stuck up or don't appreciate sex, whatever. I really don't have any complaints. How about you? Do you like American girls as strippers, or do...

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15 years ago

Good Girls vs. Bad Girls

Which kind of stripper turns you on more, sweet girls who are always smiling and friendly or girls with an unpredictable, rebel streak who can be a bitch at times?...

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15 years ago

Glossary Entries That Could Stand Improvement

See anything in the TUSCL Glossary that strikes you as misleading or wrong? Not that it's anything to get too worked up over, but this one has always jumped out at me: > Table Dance >...

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15 years ago

How Slutty Is Too Slutty?

I'm usually suspicious of a stripper who comes on too strong too soon, grabbing my dick and talking dirty into my ear. Can a girl act so slutty it's a turn-off for you? Or...

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15 years ago

Negotiating Revisited

I asked about this a few weeks ago, and we had a good discussion about the general pros and cons of clubs with negotiable dance prices. I'll be going back to one of these...

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15 years ago

Reviews: General Statements vs. Personal Experiences

Which type of TUSCL review do you prefer? General assessments that describe what the club has to offer from a detached point of view, or accounts of the reviewer's personal experience on a visit...

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16 years ago

Pros & Cons of Negotiable Dance Prices & How to Handle Them

I'm used to clubs where you always know the price, so all you do is find a girl who turns you on, and when she asks if you want a dance, say yes. She...

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16 years ago

NEW DANCER LOOKING FOR ATTEN-, ERM, FEEDBACK!!!!

hi guyz! im a new dancer!!!!! just wondering what u guyz think about a 26 y.o. chick taking up stripping. am i too old? everybody tells me i look like a teenager. also, im only a...

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16 years ago

UK/US Terminology Differences?

This one might be just for Londonguy, unless some other world traveller here can chip in. I was wondering if there are any terms used in British strip clubs that don't translate across the...

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16 years ago

RU Goal-Oriented?

Do you go to a strip club with a specific goal in mind (e.g., get a blow job) or just to try to enjoy whatever experience you have?...

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16 years ago

The Unofficial TUSCL Discussion Board FAQ

Yeah, Founder has his own FAQ, which I'm sure covers the stuff he gets asked all the time in messages. But it does nothing to cut down on all the questions that keep showing...

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16 years ago

Things You Aren't Supposed to Say to a Stripper

1) Are you pregnant or is that just a beer gut? 2) Maybe later, after the cum in my pants has dried. 3) Don't do anything illegal. I don't want to go to prison and get...

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16 years ago

The Secret Revealed: Why some board posters haven't reviewed any clubs...

I received an interesting message from my good pal Founder recently. Knowing I'm sort of a connoisseur of amateurish, unintentionally funny reviews, he often shares with me some of the bad stuff that gets...

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16 years ago

What do yo talk about with strippers? (cont.)

(Started as a reply to the recent topic before realizing it was too old to be added to.) Maybe it's just me, but I like to talk with strippers about sex. I go to...

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16 years ago

TUSCL's New 3-Part Ratings

Forgive me if this has already been gone over here. What do you think of the new rating system? Do you find a useful distinction between the three categories? Do you think fractional ratings...

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17 years ago

Robotits Time Waster

For a few moments of virtual fun, go to: http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html Be sure to select the largest cup size and the most vigorous exercise, then look at them in wireframe view. Weeee!!!...

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17 years ago

Faves Who Change Their Look vs. Faves Who Never Change

I guess I'm asking mainly about hair and makeup, so let's please leave surgery, piercings and tattoos out of this. Most faves of mine never change their hairstyle or hair color. That's usually fine with...

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17 years ago

Rank the 5 senses for enjoying a lapdance.

Sight Sound Smell Touch Taste (Not my ranking, just a reminder.) Like the title says, rank their importance in contributing to your pleasure, evaluating the dance, etc. (Or do you consider any of the five irrelevant?) A little explanation of...

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17 years ago

Are strippers good in bed?

So many of us are obsessed about wanting to fuck strippers, but are they really that good in bed, or is for some other reason?...

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17 years ago

Tracking Down Vanished Strippers

Have you ever tried to track down a fave who stopped showing up at her club? How did you go about trying to locate her? Did you find her? Were you able to get...

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17 years ago

Strippers and Childhood Abuse

Have strippers ever told you about their childhood sexual abuse? What form did it take? It's not exactly a subject I normally encourage, but a few have confessed to me. Some said they had been...

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17 years ago

How has it worked out when you've tried to fix up a friend visiting your club with one of your favorite strippers? Harmony or dud? How about when you've been the visitor being fixed...

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18 years ago

Taboo Subjects for Strippers?

Are there any subjects you know better than to (almost) ever bring up with a stripper? Is it different with your faves?...

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18 years ago

Guaranteed Fun?

When you go to a club, do you want as much as possible to be guaranteed of having a good time? What do you do to ensure it? Does it mean missing out on...

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18 years ago

Anybody here go to regular dance clubs and get out on the floor and shake your hips? If not now was there ever a time when you enjoyed doing that, either to pick up...

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18 years ago

Ginger or Maryann?

Which type do you go for in a stripper? And why?...

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18 years ago

The other strippers in the club: Do they matter?

As long as there's one girl you can have a good time with, does is matter if there aren't any other strippers in the club you find attractive? Both from a practical standpoint (other...

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18 years ago

Outdoor strippers?

Ever go to a club or event with strippers performing outdoors? Daytime or night? What was it like? It doesn't sound very appealing to me except as a novelty. In fact, strippers in daylight...

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18 years ago

Destination strippers?

How far out of your way would you go to see a stripper at her club whom you've never seen before? What would make you want to? The attitude in her writing? The way...

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18 years ago

Strippers or Dancers?

It's been a while since we went over this one. I notice some of us almost always write one or the other, stripper or dancer. Which term do you use and why? Do they...

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18 years ago

Things You'll Never Hear a Stripper Say

1) "Ooh, baby. Your dick is.....kinda small, actually." 2) "Put your money away. No way I'll dance for you. Paunchy, balding middle-aged guys gross me out." 3) "College? Not for me. I spend all my money...

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18 years ago

Peculiar dance restrictions?

Obviously some girls or clubs have rules against touching her pussy or her tits or more that is off limits. What I'm asking about here are some of the more peculiar restrictions you've encountered,...

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18 years ago

Heard any good porn parody titles lately?

In honor of the Academy Awards... Remember when adult films would get their titles by playing on a title from a recent mainstream hit movie? 'When Harry Ate Sally', 'Good Will Humping'. (I don't know...

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18 years ago

Do you talk much during lap dances?

Sometimes I can't help overhearing conversations other guys carry on with their stripper during a dance. Common, everyday stuff, like sports, business. It's like they're getting acquainted while the meter's running. Personally, I would...

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18 years ago

My Bloody Valentine?

Do you ever fight with your favorite dancers or is it lovey dovey all the time? What's the closest you've ever come to a fight?...

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18 years ago

Recommend a movie for its SC relevance.

What's a movie you would recommend for the way it helps you appreciate or understand strippers or strip clubs? (Not that we need help.) Thinking very broadly about relevance here. No need for the...

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18 years ago

Dream Hypothetical Multiple Choice Question

You unexpectedly come into some money. Let's say $3,000. For some reason we won't go into, you have to spend it all on strippers as soon as possible, or else lightning will strike you...

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18 years ago

Johnny On-the-Spot

I had to share this, given some of the talk lately about rating your experience vs. rating the club. It comes from a recent review of a new club in downtown Detroit. Now I...

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18 years ago

Big Spender or Cautious?

Would you rather be known to the dancers in a club as a big spender or cautious about parting with your money? What are the advantages or disadvantages of either? What do you do...

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18 years ago

What would it take for you to rate a stripper a 10?

What makes a stripper worthy of the ultimate rating for looks? How often do you see a girl you'd call a 10? (For the purposes of discussion, let's restrict this to her looks as much...

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18 years ago

Best ways to butter up a stripper?

No, I'm not asking spatulas vs. squeeze tubes. In the sense of "to charm someone with flattery", what kinds of compliments do strippers respond to best? Her brains or her beauty? Her killer bod...

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18 years ago

What would it take for you to rate a club a 10?

Have you ever rated a club a 10? Why or why not? Are there specific improvements that would change a club you've rated lower to a 10? Or is there something else?...

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