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chandler

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171 posts by chandler

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Ever do your namesake?

I got dances recently with a new girl who uses my TUSCL nick for her stage name. I didn't mention to her what we had in common, but I did tell her she looked cuter than the 'Friends' character.

chandlerVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 19

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Advisability of Dating Stalked Druggie Cheerleader Strippers with Sleazy Boyfrie

Wondering if it's any different from dating normal women. I say if it feels right, go for it. Got any stories?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 35

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Who the heck is Mr. Happy?

I keep seeing references to this individual from some posters. Sounds like an imaginary friend. I thought this board was supposed to be for adults. What gives?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 23

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Do you limit how much you spend on one stripper?

We've had plenty of discussions about how much we spend in clubs overall. What about for one stripper? Is there a limit you try to stay within? Does it depend on whether you expect to see her again?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 25

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Customerspeak-to-English Translations: What We Really Mean

You knew it was coming. Here's our counterpart to the Stripperspeak dialect: Customerspeak: "Come and join me when you get off stage." Translation: "Let's grope each other for free while I decide if I want to spend any money on you." Customerspeak: "You…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 4 15

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What They Really Mean: Stripperspeak-to-English Translations

As a public service to customers who aren't familiar with the dialect, here are a few common expressions one often hears from strippers, and their English equivalents: When a stripper says: "I'll be right back." What she means: "We're done, but don't…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 22

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American Woman

I've heard some guys complain that American girls are stuck up or don't appreciate sex, whatever. I really don't have any complaints. How about you? Do you like American girls as strippers, or do you prefer strippers from other countries?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 23

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Good Girls vs. Bad Girls

Which kind of stripper turns you on more, sweet girls who are always smiling and friendly or girls with an unpredictable, rebel streak who can be a bitch at times?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 5 24

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Glossary Entries That Could Stand Improvement

See anything in the TUSCL Glossary that strikes you as misleading or wrong? Not that it's anything to get too worked up over, but this one has always jumped out at me: > Table Dance > An air dance where everyone knows…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 15

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How Slutty Is Too Slutty?

I'm usually suspicious of a stripper who comes on too strong too soon, grabbing my dick and talking dirty into my ear. Can a girl act so slutty it's a turn-off for you? Or is there no such thing as…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 57

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Negotiating Revisited

I asked about this a few weeks ago, and we had a good discussion about the general pros and cons of clubs with negotiable dance prices. I'll be going back to one of these clubs soon (okay, it's Platinum Plus…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 14

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Reviews: General Statements vs. Personal Experiences

Which type of TUSCL review do you prefer? General assessments that describe what the club has to offer from a detached point of view, or accounts of the reviewer's personal experience on a visit to the club? I prefer the latter,…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 44

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Pros & Cons of Negotiable Dance Prices & How to Handle Them

I'm used to clubs where you always know the price, so all you do is find a girl who turns you on, and when she asks if you want a dance, say yes. She keeps dancing until you tell her…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer17 yrs ago 2 57

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NEW DANCER LOOKING FOR ATTEN-, ERM, FEEDBACK!!!!

hi guyz! im a new dancer!!!!! just wondering what u guyz think about a 26 y.o. chick taking up stripping. am i too old? everybody tells me i look like a teenager. also, im only a 34b. do u guyz think i…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer17 yrs ago 34

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UK/US Terminology Differences?

This one might be just for Londonguy, unless some other world traveller here can chip in. I was wondering if there are any terms used in British strip clubs that don't translate across the pond. Things like "knickers" = "panties",…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer17 yrs ago 10

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RU Goal-Oriented?

Do you go to a strip club with a specific goal in mind (e.g., get a blow job) or just to try to enjoy whatever experience you have?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer17 yrs ago 24

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The Unofficial TUSCL Discussion Board FAQ

Yeah, Founder has his own FAQ, which I'm sure covers the stuff he gets asked all the time in messages. But it does nothing to cut down on all the questions that keep showing up on this board. So here's…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer17 yrs ago 2

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Things You Aren't Supposed to Say to a Stripper

1) Are you pregnant or is that just a beer gut? 2) Maybe later, after the cum in my pants has dried. 3) Don't do anything illegal. I don't want to go to prison and get anally raped. 4) Hold still, baby, while…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer17 yrs ago 4 29

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The Secret Revealed: Why some board posters haven't reviewed any clubs...

I received an interesting message from my good pal Founder recently. Knowing I'm sort of a connoisseur of amateurish, unintentionally funny reviews, he often shares with me some of the bad stuff that gets rejected. A couple of recent submissions…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer18 yrs ago 22

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What do yo talk about with strippers? (cont.)

(Started as a reply to the recent topic before realizing it was too old to be added to.) Maybe it's just me, but I like to talk with strippers about sex. I go to strip clubs for sexual entertainment. For…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer18 yrs ago 1 17

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TUSCL's New 3-Part Ratings

Forgive me if this has already been gone over here. What do you think of the new rating system? Do you find a useful distinction between the three categories? Do you think fractional ratings improve on the old 10-point scale? I…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer18 yrs ago 1 12

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Robotits Time Waster

For a few moments of virtual fun, go to: http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html Be sure to select the largest cup size and the most vigorous exercise, then look at them in wireframe view. Weeee!!!

chandlerVeteran Reviewer18 yrs ago 1

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Faves Who Change Their Look vs. Faves Who Never Change

I guess I'm asking mainly about hair and makeup, so let's please leave surgery, piercings and tattoos out of this. Most faves of mine never change their hairstyle or hair color. That's usually fine with me, because I liked the way…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer18 yrs ago 9

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Rank the 5 senses for enjoying a lapdance.

Sight Sound Smell Touch Taste (Not my ranking, just a reminder.) Like the title says, rank their importance in contributing to your pleasure, evaluating the dance, etc. (Or do you consider any of the five irrelevant?) A little explanation of why would be nice, too.

chandlerVeteran Reviewer18 yrs ago 4 12

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Are strippers good in bed?

So many of us are obsessed about wanting to fuck strippers, but are they really that good in bed, or is for some other reason?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer18 yrs ago 13 30
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