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21 years ago
CS your line of questioning begs to ask, ...How many gerbils have you owned named "Raggot"?
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21 years ago
Amen J23. Very well said. The haters have ignorance, pain and emptyness eating them inside and lash out at the world trying to mask it.
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21 years ago
CS i think they wanted to make you feel at home. It was merely lacking a cum stained blowup doll, a card board tube with a few gerbils, and a DVD porn collection consisting of various directors cuts to make it perfect "Clean and Sober feng shui".
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21 years ago
CS, how many different STD's have you spread?
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21 years ago
CS, how many years of enjoying lap dancing did it take you before you realized those 1000 strippers damaged you?
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21 years ago
I order appetizers.
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21 years ago
CS he said it because he (and you) do not understand federal/state harassment laws or company harassment policies.
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21 years ago
Only in yours and RLs delusional mind, CS.
RL you never discuss anything so asking others "to post for discussion" is pointless. Have'nt you figured that out yet?
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21 years ago
"Clean and Sober" which state are you registered as a convicted Sexual Offender?
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21 years ago
CS we learned nothing from this post except what sick pediphile like thoughts or rape fantasies you have.
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20 years ago
Forget the dreaded work-out
New year fitness regime? Ticky Hedley-Dent suggests some wacky but effective alternatives to the gym
Published: January 9 2004 15:12 | Last Updated: January 9 2004 15:12
For me, going to the gym is one of those dreaded activities put off until absolutely necessary, like going to the dentist or leg waxes.
Not only is it dead boring but stressful too - the rush for the treadmills (there are never enough), the realisation that people are craning their necks to see if your bottom is bigger then theirs, the shower rituals.
Talk about "working out" at a party and your fellow guests will write you off as sooo-1990s. These days, that perfect figure has to come from Pilates, hatha yoga, ballet or something more exotic. So turn your back on the gym this year and give those new year's resolutions a chance with one of these alternatives.
Urban Shock Dance
Want to see if you can give Beyoncé a run for her money? This hip-hop and street-style dance class is bound to teach you some new moves for the dance-floor.
Filled with a host of beautiful young women clad in combat gear, this class is not ideal for self-doubting days. However, after an embarrassing start, I began to get into it - leaping and shimmying along in a vaguely convincing manner. Good exercise too - I left feeling invigorated, as if I had been clubbing, but without the hangover.
Danceworks, 16 Balderton Street, London W1K, www.danceworks.net
Riding
Riding may remind you of teenage Sloaney girls or trigger painful childhood memories of that not-so-cute Shetland pony that left you in an undignified heap on the ground - but it is an excellent way to tone the body. "My week's riding holiday was excellent for love handle erosion and nutcracker thigh development," confides Luke, a 31-year-old advertising executive. Not only is it a great way to see the countryside but the kit is also cool.
Erotic Dance
This must be the only exercise class taken in high heels and knee-high boots - I like it. Because of the nature of the class, there was an air of childlike excitement and naughtiness, people were leaping around and giggling in anticipation.
Jo King, our teacher, had the look of the cat that got the cream, and in no time had released the inner showgirl in all of us.
A casual observer would be amused to see 15 grown women leaning against the mirror doing "bottom work" - wiggling your bottom in a seductive manner, for those not up on stripper terminology. We covered writhing, wiggling, waving, touching, and the art of good performance . . . Definitely good value for money - you never know when those moves may come in handy.
www.londonschoolofstriptease.co.uk
www.gymbox.co.uk
www.danceworks.net
Gardening
Don't be fooled into thinking this is a sedentary activity for country bumpkins. Gardening is not only fashionable but also excellent for toning up your arms, stomach muscles and back - no wonder Charlie Dimmock is the thinking man's crumpet. The fresh air cleans out those lungs, leaving a healthy glow.
The only problem, according to amateur gardener Pinny Grylls, is that it is seasonal: "You find yourself getting fitter in spring with all the planting, whilst the pruning in autumn is less strenuous, although there are all the leaves to rake up.
"But best of all, it is creative. Within just a few months of weekly two-hour work sessions in a small garden, you really begin to see the benefits of your labour not only in the form of a developing garden but also in the body you used to make it that way."
It's economical too, and so much nearer than the dreaded gym.
Circus Space
Want to try something completely different? Why not learn one of the performing circus arts? At Circus Space in Hoxton, you can learn acrobatics, tight rope walking and static and flying trapeze.
"People enjoy classes such as static trapeze, not just for physical exercise and to build and maintain muscle but also because they are in a position to create a routine which can be performed at one of our cabarets. It's much more creative than going to the gym," says Charlie Holland, programme director.
If you think the trapeze and acrobatics classes are too ambitious, why not try something very unusual - the clown course. It "aims to nurture your innate sense of play, romance and anarchy" - a chance to be mischievous after a long day at the office.
They do corporate days here too, a perfect opportunity to tweak the nose of a tiresome colleague.
www.circusspace.com
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20 years ago
I doubt strippers are in denial about wanting to harm you RL or CS.
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20 years ago
...wrong thread RL.
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20 years ago
...only in your delusional mind RL.
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20 years ago
RL, are you registered with the Houston Police Department as a convicted Sexual Offender?
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20 years ago
That would be you RL because no stripper wants anything to do with you.
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20 years ago
RL you have already admitted to contracting a STD. Was it Herpes, Chlamydia, Genital Warts, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis B, Syphilis or HIV? How long ago did you contract it?
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20 years ago
Hey thats me!!!!! ...and loving every minute of it.
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20 years ago
I was up there a few weeks ago. What kind of club scene do you prefer? Silver City seems very popular. The new Baby Dolls looks good but did not seem to have as many people as the old days. But its bigger too and the location is not great and not right on NW Highway. Penthouse Club looks good on the inside/outside but had few cars out front. The club is nice but it reminds me of a big gymnasium. The next three on the list are probably Lodge, Cabaret Royale, and Mens Club.
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20 years ago
My feelings are hurt. I thought i was Mousy's favorite "disruptive" person.
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20 years ago
That was toooooooooo easy. It only took a mere two sentences to show that that Mousy could'nt follow his own advice. ....I think i need to step out and smoke a cigarette for a minute. The rush i get from all the attention and credibility Mousy gives me is overwhelming sometimes.
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20 years ago
I personally know it does work out. Never say "never" i guess.
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20 years ago
Kingpenny said: "Michigan has more stripclubs that practically any other state." Your stories never seem to add up.
http://www.tuscl.com/sc-Listings.ASP?mode=S&ID=co0000&Display=USA
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20 years ago
JimJazz, i think Kingpenny use to own or work in a bowling alley.
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20 years ago
Kingpenny, struggling to translate the meaning of "practically" everything you post here is a sign of being on the defensive. Sadly, fools never are able to express themselves clearly. Learn from Yoda, niceass, JimJazz and a few others and maybe there will be hope for you too.