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Comments by metaldude (page 15)

  • discussion comment
    19 years ago
    How much money do you take with you?
    Locally I bring 2-300. Out of town usually 500. Sometimes I spend it all sometimes almost none of it (although that's rare, fortunately!). I never bring any thing in my pockets into a club inculding credit cards, driver license, cell phone etc. Mostly so I don't have to worry about something falling out of my pockets while my attention is elsewhere.
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    19 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    I remember back when I thought...
    ... if I touched a dancer, even though there was a sign that said not to, there was a reasonable chance I'd get my ass kicked by some drunk ex-NFL bouncer. ...only perverts went to strip clubs and only complete degenrates got lap dances.. wait a minute, I still think that, its just that now I'm ok with it. LOL
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    19 years ago
    Beavers
    Ralphyboy: took the words right out of my mouth!
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    19 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    Imported Strippers
    We have some clubs around here with the Russian/Eastern European girls but most of the non American dancers here are Spanish of some origin. There are more than a few clubs that predominantly have strippers from Puerto Rico. In this area those clubs also attract a mostly (but not exclusively) Spanish clientele. My limited experience in these places is that they are strictly about the extras and as such get busted fairly often. There are others that have a mix of Columbian, Brazilian, Central American and Puerto Rican girls along with the Americans. Like I mentioned in the other thread, in clubs with a high percentage of Brazilians it seems to have raised the level of contact/extras depending on the club. The highest rated club on this site is a perfect example. The couple of times I've been there the Brazilian strippers out-numbered the Americans 3 to 1 or more. The mileage/extras are what give it the high reviews, there's nothing else extrordinary about the place. For me I don't care if the girl is American or not as long as she speaks English. Most of the time when I go to a club I'm planning on being there a few hours. This can be difficult in a club where most of the girls only speak limited English.
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    19 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    Imported Strippers
    FONDL, just for the record, on both my trips to the place in NJ there were an ample number of brazilians who, to me anyway, appeared to be less than 30 and very attractive. Of course there were also quite a few who fit your description. Both my trips were weekday afternoons. I've heard the evenings can be slim pickings. In any case your dead on about the focus of that place, not that I'm complaining. I will be making another trip to Philly in a few weeks if you'd care to let me know your rankings. Thanks.
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    19 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    Imported Strippers
    FONDL, thanks much for the report I will do my best to put it to good use.
  • discussion comment
    19 years ago
    metaldude
    Connecticut
    frequency of visits and ATF's
    Shotdisc: I know what you mean about the smoke. Fortunately CT has gone smoke free except in the BYOB places.
  • discussion comment
    19 years ago
    Non-pseudanonymous stage names
    I've had the same experience recently with girls giving me two names right away. I agree with Chandler on both points. As an aside I've gotten in the habit of using a fake name myself in the local clubs and that has become a habit I use on the road as well. It started because one day I was in a store with my wife and thought I saw a girl who did a dance for me a couple nights before. I thought "Oh shit what if this girl says hello to me and calls me by my name". At least if that ever happens I can deny it by saying she used the wrong name. What is it the politicians say - plausible deniability? Hopefully its plausible enough.
  • discussion comment
    19 years ago
    Non-pseudanonymous stage names
    AN, thanks for the link, yours were hysterical (Paris, London, etc) as was Chandler's "car payment". I think I would use that if I thought a stripper would get it. No offense TH2O. I just think it would be so esoteric no one would make the connection.
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    19 years ago
    AbbieNormal
    Maryland
    What's the worst stripper name you ever heard.
    In Atlantic City a few weeks ago, stripper told me her name was Satisfaction. I got the point but I still think its stupid. Good looking blonde, deserved to give herself a better name, got her on her first night of dancing ever, maybe she's come to her senses.
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    19 years ago
    Non-pseudanonymous stage names
    Chi perhaps I'm a little paranoid, but I envisioned the meeting going more like "Hi, (insert my real name here), that was a lot of fun last night, when are coming back back into the club so you can blow your wad (your choice of definition) on me again"...ok maybe I didn't picture her saying all that, but you get the point.
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    19 years ago
    metaldude
    Connecticut
    Stripper orgasms, fake or real?
    TH2O, I just reread my post and wanted to clarify I wasn't implyingy that yours were fake.
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    19 years ago
    Taking the initiative for dances
    I think the only times I've been the one to ask I haven't been the first one. In other words the dancer had already asked me and I either told her something like I had just gotten there but would be interessted later or I turned the conversation without actually answering the question. In those cases though the onus was obviously on me. Of course I have also been the persuer in situations where the dancer I wanted was never available, but when finally getting a chance to approach her, I think I've always been beaten to the punch.
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    19 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    Village Weirdos
    There used to be a club near here, since closed, and an older gentelmen would come in frequently with a wad of singles. He would immediately go up to the girl on stage and start stuffing dollar bills into the front of her gstring. He would do this fairly aggresively, so from the outside it looked like he was shoving the bills right up her twat. Although I assume it was something other then the bills that were entering. Anyway he would do this with about 20 singles, one right after the other and as soon as he was finished he would turn around and walk out. He wouldn't be in the place more than 2-3 minutes tops.
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    19 years ago
    Comments by a former "pimp" on Stripclubs
    Sorry to be so cynical, but it sounds to me like this guy is just trying the same hustle as the strippers.
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    19 years ago
    AbbieNormal
    Maryland
    What's the worst stripper name you ever heard.
    There used to be a feature dancer with the name Ora Lee. Of course I asked her if her sister was named Ana, she wasn't amused.
  • discussion comment
    19 years ago
    What club to try- min age 19 - going from boston to philli.
    Gold club in Hartford has a no liquor side, not the best but not the worst either.
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    19 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    What's the worst strip club name you've ever heard?
    Golden Banana in Mass. Not much of a club either. Also, in CT although I've never been there - Kitchen Cafe. Nothing like making sure your name does some advertising for you.
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    19 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    A thread for posting more quotes from other people's reviews
    From BADBOB about Charlie's Dream in Philly This is the kind of club that gives you a choice in women -- lice or fleas. I read somewhere that Charlie's Nightmare is more like it. Somebody should wake Charlie up, ain't anything this scary in the day light. FWIW, this is an erotic "emporium" with a stage show, peep boths, video boths and an adult book and video store. It's enough to make you give up on the whole idea and join the priesthood. One might say that the girls are "earthy." I don't think any of us wants to smell whatever it is that the scent of bleach is covering. From what I read below regarding the prices, it's over- priced, but y'know, I didn't stick around long enough to find out.
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    19 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    A thread for posting more quotes from other people's reviews
    And this one from anonymous about the Purple Orchid in Philly "the club overall is a real cool spot though some of the girls are a bit manish lookin. and make it seem like i'am watchin gay porn. but i must say their are some great girls who get all my money like Paris great girl nice tit's sweet person.Gabriel and Raven them three alone could run this club on there own" LMAO over the "gay porn" line.
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    19 years ago
    metaldude
    Connecticut
    Stripper orgasms, fake or real?
    I don't know about GK but I've had three lapdances where it appeared the dancer came. Two of those I look at skeptically. There was none of the fake "Oh Baby" moaning crap but I think they were faking because the one time I count as real the payback was extrordinary. This would be the only reason I would worry about trying to make a stripper cum. Its like any other part of the experience. The better the stripper feels about you the better the dance, otherwise its just about the cash.
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    19 years ago
    enquiz2001
    Florida
    The Lap of Luxury (From A Stripper)
    Here it is: Costly night at topless club Ap, New York The husband of a diplomat has filed a lawsuit saying he has no memory of spending nearly $130,000 for drinks and other services charged to his credit cards during the seven hours he was in the Manhattan topless club Scores. Tauhidul Chaudhury, husband of a senior diplomat at the Bangladesh Mission to the United Nations, is the second Scores client in two weeks to claim he was stripped of thousands of dollars by staffers who registered bogus charges on his credit card. Chaudhury says in court papers that after he arrived at the Upper East Side club about 9pm on Oct 23 he became "obviously intoxicated" but Scores staffers continued serving him alcohol and "took advantage of his intoxicated state." The directory of the permanent mission to the United Nations lists him as the husband of Bangladeshi official Faida Muna Tasneem. Three people who went to the club with Chaudhury left at 11pm. Afterward, court papers say, Scores staffers continued "supplying Chaudhury with the alcoholic beverages and other services, including causing Chaudhury to be admitted into a private room." Around 4am, as the nightclub was closing, Scores registered charges totalling $129,626 on four of Chaudhury's credit cards, according to his lawsuit, filed in Manhattan's state Supreme Court. That's enough to buy 6,500 lap dances -- without tip. At about five minutes per performance, a client would be entertained nonstop for 22 1/2 days. Or he could buy each of 40 guests a bottle of the Krug champagne Scores sells at $3,200 each. "Chaudhury cannot recall authorising these charges," say court papers first publicised on the smokinggun.com, "and if the credit card receipts do contain his signature he did not possess the requisite mental capacity to authorise these charges." Chaudhury's court papers complained that the credit card statements he received "only reflect a general total amount billed and do not contain an itemisation as to what service Chaudhury allegedly received from Scores for the charges." Chaudhury accused Scores in court papers of "wrongful conduct" and asked the court to award him $129,626 plus interest.
  • discussion comment
    19 years ago
    enquiz2001
    Florida
    The Lap of Luxury (From A Stripper)
    This is not the first time this has happened at Scores. I remember reading a similar story about a foreign diplomat that had about the same bill. If I find an article I'll post it.
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    19 years ago
    enquiz2001
    Florida
    The Lap of Luxury (From A Stripper)
    One of the reasons I never even bring a credit card with me into a strip club.
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    19 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    A thread for posting more quotes from other people's reviews
    Just came across this on about the Red Raven, this was only only part worth copying "The girls vary between "Why aren't you at the city clubs?" good-looking and the "I just threw up a little in my mouth" ugly."