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Show & Tel
Philadelphia, PA
OK, this is really two places. A regular strip club in back and a bookstore and private dance room place in front. This review is for the private dance rooms. This is a very unique…
tuscl12345· 14 yrs ago 1XXXV Gentleman's Club
Sayerville, NJ
Nice surprising find. Place might be new, discovered it driving by. I was greeted by a friendly gentleman who shook the hands of everyone entering on this weekday afternoon. It's BYOB, which generally makes for…
tuscl12345· 14 yrs ago 2Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, NJ
You just gotta love this place. The girls are friendly, the variety is good, and the private rooms with doors are something you won't find anywhere else. Mileage is definitely up in the last few…
tuscl12345· 15 yrs ago 3Showplace Gentlemen's Club
Dover, NJ
Yecch. That's the club, and the staff. Don't touch anything, this place is sticky top to bottom. Shortest dance EVER. I barely got the money out of my pocket before I heard "beep, beep" from…
tuscl12345· 15 yrs ago 3Flashdancers Downtown
New York, NY
A nice surprise in a lot of ways. NYC clubs have been notorious ripoffs. This one was much better than I expected. There were about 10 dancers on duty on this weekday afternoon. All were…
tuscl12345· 15 yrs ago 3Ballpark Tavern
Bristol, PA
The place is gross. The girls are underfed. It stinks of smoke. So why does it keep getting visits and reviews? Mileage, boys, mileage. On stage, you'll see girls who look like they're waiting for…
tuscl12345· 15 yrs ago 3Maximus Club
Austin, TX
Talent was really nothing to write home about. Two fat white girls and about 4-5 skinny AA girls. Each of the fat chicks got worse on closer inspection. One of the AA's had a great…
tuscl12345· 15 yrs ago 2Tootsie's Cabaret
Miami, FL
Not my kind of place. Just too big, too impersonal, too 'Vegas.' Outstanding facility, a cavernous room with stages and signs and video and neon and a fantastic stage show. Totally nude on stage, and…
tuscl12345· 15 yrs ago 2Scarlett's Cabaret
Hallandale Beach, FL
Too big. Like so many South Florida clubs, the Industrial Revolution has come to strip clubs. Being a business person, I admire that they've standardized an otherwise scattered business and make it work so efficiently.…
tuscl12345· 15 yrs ago 2Heart Breakers
Glen Ridge, NJ
The plus: In the afternoon, there can be very high mileage here. Upstairs, you and your dancer are really free to do as she pleases. Some chairs face each other, reducing privacy, but most dancers…
tuscl12345· 15 yrs agoPlayhouse Lounge
Burlington, NJ
Ol' reliable. Playhouse always delivers a good time, a great dance, and amazing value. Daytime talent is much better, in my opinion, than evening. But there's no place you can find the privacy, consistency, and…
tuscl12345· 15 yrs ago 1Vixens Ybor Strip
Tampa, FL
Outstanding! About as many girls as customers, maybe 15 on this early evening. They did a "dollar dance" where the girls come around and do about a minute of lapdance for a buck, then rotate…
tuscl12345· 15 yrs ago 3Carnival Book Store
Brooklawn, NJ
A high-mileage find. My first visit here. Peep windows like the old 42nd Street places, with a girl in the center of a stage behind windows that open when you put money in. Also girls…
tuscl12345· 15 yrs ago 1Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, NJ
Another OUTSTANDING day at PH. Been many times, but today my knees are still shaking from the angel that I visited there. A body sculpted from clay, it's so perfect. Every curve, every tiny incline.…
tuscl12345· 15 yrs ago 2Heart Breakers
Glen Ridge, NJ
Definitely a "hit or miss" place, but this time was a hit. Sometimes you wait forever and won't get approached by a dancer. Sometimes you knock one out of the park. Not much of a…
tuscl12345· 16 yrs ago 1Les Gal's
Philadelphia, PA
You'll hate yourself after visiting. Three girls working the booths, two AA, one white. Went with the third, who was a bit overweight but had a pretty face. She stank of smoke, as did her…
tuscl12345· 16 yrs ago 2Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, NJ
Excellent! Weekday evening talent was very, very good. In fact, much better than I've seen here before. Club was pretty empty early evening, so ratio was practically 1:1 dancers to customers. But every one working…
tuscl12345· 16 yrs ago 1Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, NJ
I love the reviewer below who says he thought Obama being President would have loosened up the strip club enforcement. Yes, I'm sure that right there among the collapse of the housing market, soaring unemployment,…
tuscl12345· 16 yrs ago 1Ballpark Tavern
Bristol, PA
Not feeling it. Place is smoky as hell. LD room is dirty, dank, and had gum on the floor. And the girls are mostly underfed trailer types who just don't do it for me. Some…
tuscl12345· 16 yrs ago 1Hawaii Theatre
City of Industry, CA
Very possibly, the best club in all of the US. Seriously, I'm thinking about flying 2,000 miles to go back to Hawaii Theatre for another visit. This place is the best thing ever. Better than…
tuscl12345· 16 yrs ago 1Heart Breakers
Glen Ridge, NJ
Mixed. Good mileage, but talent was midrange and can take a long time to get a dance. --> NOTE TO FOUNDER: HOW ABOUT ADDING A MILEAGE RATING? All Brazilian (at least on this afternoon). Dancing done…
tuscl12345· 16 yrs ago 3Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, NJ
Really, guys, what is all this whining about? PH is meeting my expectations quite nicely, and I'm a longtime visitor. Thurs PM the place was full, plenty of top-shelf talent, and action with my gal…
tuscl12345· 16 yrs ago 1Ballpark Tavern
Bristol, PA
First time visit, after many yrs of PH loyalty. Very different experience. Feels kind of like Tijuana on the Delaware. Skeevy little place, hardly marked (Look for the Dallas Diner). Three or four gals working,…
tuscl12345· 16 yrs ago 2Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, NJ
Relax, boys. All is NOT lost. Friday afternoon was absolutely rocking, and it's still better than 95% of clubs anywhere. 10 or more girls around the bar. There was still a nice hug and snug…
tuscl12345· 16 yrs ago 1Hawaii Theatre
City of Industry, CA
A-MA-Zing! Clean, safe-feeling place with mileage. Judged just as a regular strip club, it was really, really good. The topless dances ($20) were on a raised area, all facing the same direction so you're not…
tuscl12345· 16 yrs ago
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