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published 9 yrs ago
Sketchy and depressing
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tuscl12345

4.7

Definitely the worst-looking place I've ever seen call itself a 'club.' Feels like a fraternity basement, and a run-down one at that. But don't worry, the place isn't as run down as the dancers who…

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published 9 yrs ago
What a disappointment! Over and over again!
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tuscl12345

3.7

Heroin thin, spaced out dancers. And those are the good ones. So not worth a trip from anywhere.
Like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football that Lucy just yanks away, I try this place again…

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published 9 yrs ago
Reliable. Private. No Hassle.
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tuscl12345

8.3

PH continues to be a reliable place for a good time. It's unique in its private rooms with doors. That means no goon bouncers staring at you or looking other patrons in the face during…

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published 9 yrs ago
Such a waste of a beautiful club!
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tuscl12345

8.0

It's outfitted like nothing else. Beautiful surroundings, clean, and spacious. Which isn't necessary because no one else was there. Saw one or two come and go, but wow, this place was actually empty! Once upon…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Unpleasant, gets the job done
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tuscl12345

4.7

There’s lots to hate about this place. It’s disgusting, the talent can be frighteningly unattractive, some of the girls are aggressive to the point of molesting you, the bouncer-dance counter is a moron who interrupts…

review
published 9 yrs ago
One very friendly dancer
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tuscl12345

7.3

The minuses: The place charges a cover / drink minimum during the day, when there's two other customers and four total dancers. Why?
Girls don't know how to dance. They just twerk. Hate that. No…

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published 9 yrs ago
Always fun, always reliable
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tuscl12345

8.3

PH is a comfortable, safe, clean place where you'll always leave happy. Private dance rooms are just about the best anywhere. There's no VIP, every dance is done in a private room behind a closed…

review
published 10 yrs ago
Disappointed. Last visit two years ago...
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tuscl12345

7.7

Disappointed. Last visit two years ago was absolutely amazing. Hot blonde dancer with great bod, went in the back and the sky's the limit. It took a while to find one, but that was well…

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published 10 yrs ago
OK, here are the pluses: Lots...
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tuscl12345

7.3

OK, here are the pluses: Lots and lots of girls. $10 lap dance specials and a discounted VIP offer, too. Safe, clean, nice kind of spot, somewhat fancy. Lap dance area isn't private, but it's…

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published 10 yrs ago
What makes this place special is...
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tuscl12345

8.0

What makes this place special is the very, very private VIP rooms and the mileage that accompanies them. They're curtained off, actual little rooms with a couch and some mirrors. Dancer hooked the curtains on…

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published 10 yrs ago
Overall, a classy, comfortable place with...
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tuscl12345

9.0

Overall, a classy, comfortable place with one of the best VIP setups anywhere. A definite keeper.
Didn't seem that way at first, though, since an hour after opening there was no one on stage and no…

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published 10 yrs ago
I'd agree that the talent was...
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tuscl12345

7.7

I'd agree that the talent was better here than at the other two Space Coast clubs during a recent visit. Decent selection and nothing on stage or at the bar that looked like "how did…