Reviews by tuscl12345

Pffft! Value, not! Don't go here. Now, it was late afternoon, maybe shift changes were coming, but this was nothing to write home about. 4 different dancers. Only one even approached me, and when she…

Hurry on down, boys! The place is rocking, the girls are packed in, and it just doesn't get any better than this! This was my first evening visit in quite a long time, and it's…

Could you ask for more? Comfortable, relaxed, safe, and the beauty of Brazil abounds. The private rooms - with doors- make for an experience few other clubs can provide. The rules are liberal and the…

An outstanding, reliable, happy place. Lots of variety, lots of fun. The gals aim to please. Perhaps some of them hold back, but not the ones I've seen. Wait for a good "PH Handshake," the…

First of all, it's GREAT! Friendly, safe, comfortable, with girls of many shapes and sizes all of whom are eager to please. Circular bar with two dancers on stage, and lots of girls circulating,…

Amazing! I expected to find a place on its last legs, but nothing could be farther from the truth. Ten girls working, and some great talent. But of course, the best part about this…

Pretty skeevy in the evening. Three dancers, two A-A. I chose the other, pretty face, seemed OK. Turns out she was hiding the results of her gastric bypass; a large wrinkled sack of skin hanging…

Old reliable! You'll always find something nice here. Good mix of Brazilians, who are very liberal in their willingness to have fun, and Eastern Europeans, who are generally prettier but less accomodating. When you're in…

Love this place. Not the "club," but the private rooms up front. There are usually 4-5 girls on during the day, each standing outside her private room. Inside, behind a locked door, you can take…

Things are way up at the PH. Although I'm a fan, I was struck by the improvement in talent this week. Lots of lookers! A large quantity of pretty blondes, above average looks. PH is…

RUN AWAY!!! This is the nastiest, scariest, creepiest shithole of a club I've ever set foot in. Gives new meaning to "not with YOUR dick." The girls are nasty, worn out crack whores who will…

A surprisingly good place. Girls were friendly and attractive. The place was clean, safe, and pleasant. Plenty of girls, all of whom were pretty and "real" looking. Not too much silicone, from what I could…

Still a fav for me. Yeah, some hit and miss. But it's friendly, comfortable, and safe. Always a couple of gals worth visiting, and more and more, some not. But it's never a complete wash.…

Very interesting. Lots of upclose contact, as the last reviewer described, in the upstairs "bump and grind" rooms. For $200, she gets totally nude, and so do you (except a condom). You can rub, hug,…

OK, Sunday night's not going to be any club's best time. For me, Mons was where it all started, and it was a mind-bending experience. Amazingly hot women who insist you touch them all over.…

OK, so a rainy Sunday night's not the time to go. The selection was sparse. But... the few gals there were top shelf, and the layout is kind of cool. Small dance rooms, very open…

A high-mileage strip club and a safe, comfortable place. Offered a full range of options, and lots of girls. I hadn't been since before the place was raided by immigration, and it apparently cooled off…

Beautiful, beautiful selection of girls. Very safe and very clean atmosphere. Casual, relaxed, not pressured or creepy. Talent is almost as good as any giant Texas club. Had several dances and each had its own…

This is for the private room side, not the bar. A very different experience, where you can "bump and grind" and even lay down on a table with a dancer. The lights are on, and…

Dancers who aren't interested. You can sit here all afternoon and the girls won't bother to get up. They'll hang by themselves. And if you do get a dance, it'll be nothing special in a…

Great as ever! Within moments of my weekday, mid afternoon arrival, I was visited by an adorable blonde Brazilian with a killer sweet all-natural body. And she knows how to use it! Good stuff started…

Always dependable for a good time. High-quality talent, safe and clean place. Reasonably good mileage. The only drawback is a relative lack of privacy in the big lap dance room. You're out in full view…

Great as ever. The doors are on the rooms. The girls are always, always willing to please with just about the most mileage anywhere in NJ, except for our pals in Pemberton. But there's a…

The 8's for mileage. Girls are spotty, none superb, mostly African American with a smattering of Eastern European. But you'll find treats here no other Manhattan venue (save Hot Lap Dance) will provide. The dances…

Oh, Canada! Wow! Huge place, lots of girls, and mileage that goes farther than a beats-the-US Canadian Dollar. Out in an industrial park, it's not easy to find but there's plenty of safe parking. Inside, the…