Reviews by tuscl12345

Disappointing. All Russian, all the time. These girls could have been on Mars for all the interest they had in being on stage. Just vacant, blank-stares. At 6pm on a weeknight, there were 8 girls…

Always awesome. Hot girls, plenty of contact, privacy like almost nowhere else. What is there to complain about? It's full of girls who get naked and let you touch them, and they touch back. How…

Not bad. First visit. Place doesn't really start til 5pm, they told me on my 4pm arrival. 3-4 dancers eventually made their way out. None perfect, one that looked too young and three that looked…

This is a unique experience. Their bookstore has booths where you can 'bump and grind' with a live gal on the 'bed.' You're in a closed room, but with a video camera that displays at…

Mermaid? Try "Manatee." None under 50 lbs. overweight, some downright huge! Yeah, plump, let's just say "Fat" white trash trailer chicks, all overage and overweight. Only one I could even get it up for. That…

Wow. Fantastic as ever! They don't even have a chart for this kind of mileage. Tents are up, and closed. More girls here at 5pm weekday than I've seen here before, and almost all were…

Incredible! An experience unlike anything else in this region. Fantastically great girls, in an atmosphere that is relaxed, classy, and comfortable. I'm referring to the back room, which has an additional $30 cover. But boy…

A great club, and not rough at all. In fact, I'd say it's safe, comfortable, and easy going. Not luxurious, but never ever uncomfortable. I don't know where the last reviewer hangs out... The Harvard…

Surprisingly, not bad. An absolutely gorgeous Polish girl with smooth, beautiful skin was on stage. Her dance in the back area (which they use for dances even during the day when the nude side is…

Useless! Big sign as you enter: No Contact of Any Kind Anywhere Ever. And that does seem to be the case. Place seemed like it was trying to be dark and mysterious. What was mysterious…

It took two tries to get something good here. At first, a scrawny Brazilian who looked like she'd break in two if she danced any harder. But later I found a nice American brunette who…

The Gold Standard for the Northeast, as far as I'm concerned. Variety of hot girls, with a few 'fuglies' thrown in. Afternoon is best; I saw a dramatic change in talent at 6pm recently. That…

Just great! The best-looking talent in all of PA and NJ, and the atmospere is comfortable, safe, and clean. What's not to like? OK, it's not nude, but the dances are great and the girls…

Huge improvement since I last visited here over two years ago. (Been doing Playhouse) Really, from a place I stopped going to because it took too long to get a dance and it was too…

Really quite a find. Not a pressure place, didn't feel ripped off. Had some great conversation with an intelligent gal who didn't hustle me for more. Eventually, we did a couple of dances in the…

Fantastic! Absolutely great mileage, in a private room with a door. What's not to like? The last idiot to post gave it a 5 but said "I didn't get a dance." That's like reviewing a…

Mileage off the charts! The dance "tents" are totally private, and it's a good thing. These girls are here to please. If you're looking for action, this is the place. Downside: The place, although it's…

Big waste of money. No value. SCORES: Suck Cash Out Rapidly from Every Sucker. $30 dances, with a 'bouncer-watcher" glaring at you every second. These dorks in their junior-executive blazers look like summer interns trying…

The best! I'm so glad I live close enough to enjoy this place occassionally. There is no place with mileage like this, with volume and variety of girls like this, and a totally cool atmosphere…

Excellent. Great girls, great atmosphere. A surprising find, this is absolutely a great place. This was my first visit here, and I was impressed. I've visited many clubs, but this place really is the only…

Great! Best I've found for dance intensity and privacy. Where else can you get a closed door and a beautiful girl!? Still plenty of great girls, even if an occasional bow-wow does slip in. Place…

About the private booths up front: Used to be my ATF. It's a small private room (there's a video camera to the front desk, but...) where you and the girl you choose can bump and…

Upgrading my review: Really, I'd give it an 8.5+. More mileage than a hybrid car going downhill. Whoa! Full complement of skilled professionals who will work to please. No disappointments, to be sure. I thought…

Gotta say I agree with the last post. High mileage, average girls. Best feature is definitely the curtained rooms, which offer a lot of privacy. Worst feature is that you may have to, on a…

Bad part: Skanky. Deserted. Not much ethnic variety (mostly Black). Good part: Mileage you won't find anyplace else in NYC. That's my exp from the one white girl there, anyway. She had rock-hard tits (not…