Too big. Like so many South...

Too big. Like so many South Florida clubs, the Industrial Revolution has come to strip clubs. Being a business person, I admire that they've standardized an otherwise scattered business and make it work so efficiently. But these are strip clubs. I don't want to see guys in ties with clipboards checking off each girl's movements. You can see these girls have been trained rigorously. They know exactly how to stop walking when someone's crossing their path in the aisles of the club. They march out for the 'cattle call' and line up in order like they're military.

In back, there are enough couch rooms (which is a nice idea compared with just a big bench for everyone, I must say) to turn this place into a 100-bed hospital someday. And my dancer was good, natural tits, allowed good contact even though she chewed gum the whole time. But I don't want to be in a place that needs direction signs "Couches 1-50 on your left, 51-100 on your right." Yeah, the place was nice (if too loud), clean, and the girls looked great. But something's missing. Too big, too ordered, too businesslike. I'll be looking for the smaller, local place next visit to SoFL. A strip club that's listed on the NASDAQ isn't my idea of fun.