Yecch. That's the club, and the...

Yecch. That's the club, and the staff. Don't touch anything, this place is sticky top to bottom. Shortest dance EVER. I barely got the money out of my pocket before I heard "beep, beep" from the bouncer's timer. Private dances are done in 'rooms' made from office cubicles lined up on one wall, some have a few beads across the opening for "privacy," most don't. (Don't go to the cubbies up front by the door, you'll be listening to the bouncers talk to each other your whole dance.) Dancers: Couple of fat Brazilians, one was about 3 1/2 feet tall. They know three things: Buy me a drink, give me money, where should I put your d*%k? No pretending here. It's get in, get off. This is no girlfriend experience. About as sensual as a bus depot. If you absolutely have to bust a nut, and there are no farm animals around, try this. Otherwise, no.