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published 2 yrs ago
Terrible, and great, in one night.
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tuscl12345

5.3

Tale of Two Titty Clubs: At first, every girl on stage was fat or ugly, usually both. Enough ass opening to do a colonoscopy. Kind of lifeless, no real dancing or even anything seductive on…

review
published 2 yrs ago
You want to scan my license? Nah, that's not happening.
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tuscl12345

5.3

I'd read that this place scanned your driver's license for admission. That can't be right, I figure.
Well, that's right.

The grown-up, not too bouncer-ey guy in a decent suit at the door says "Gotta scan your…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Not Paradise. Purgatory!
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tuscl12345

3.7

Tried twice, couldn't give my money away here! Complete waste of time. Fuglytown!
Had good memories of COI clubs from years ago, but this time, nothing to see in this town, which they've sort of renamed.
(The…

review
published 2 yrs ago
They snuck in a beauty tonight. Taylor Swift lookalike, only younger.
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tuscl12345

8.3

Seriously, not going to do the “describe the place” for somewhere that has 2,870 reviews. It’s safe, it’s clean, it's pink, parking’s easy and free. Wraparound bar with stage in the center. You don’t need…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Scrawny, Chubby, and Fat. Your pick.
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tuscl12345

6.0

Not worth the midweek afternoon visit. The "talent" was absolutely awful.

Arrived not too long after the 4:00pm opening. Three customers, three girls working. Got the talk from the one employee when you arrive: No phones,…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Reliably enjoyable. Afternoons are good.
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tuscl12345

8.7

Still my fave in JAX. Lots on offer, prices aren't crazy, and the set-up for private dances is better than most in terms of privacy.
Not a fancy place. Next to a gas station. You enter…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Couldn't find a dance during daytime
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tuscl12345

7.0

Couldn't give away my money here on a weekday late afternoon. Just a couple of dancers working, neither of which was anything special but I'd have gone in on the deal if I could get…

review
published 2 yrs ago
No reason to go here
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tuscl12345

4.0

Terrible set up. Terrible girls. I really wanted to like this place, but I couldn't.
Reviews had this place as a relaxed, no hassle place to have fun. But the talent was fat and lumpy, and…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Mostly not so great, but a very private option
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tuscl12345

6.7

Not a big place. Small blocky building right off route 35. Parking around back. Standard rectangular bar with two poles. Really dark and the sound system has more bass than any human being should be…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Disappointed. Cons: Not much talent, not much skill. Pros: Mileage.
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tuscl12345

7.0

Wish I'd picked somewhere else.

Not far from the Detroit airport, if you need to squeeze in a visit before or after a trip. Kind of weird location. You drive thru a quiet, suburban neighborhood into…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Great time at a club big enough for an airplane inside
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tuscl12345

8.3

Great experience. Ridiculously gigantic place. And just when I thought I'd seen it all, there was another floor! Crazy!
Place can probably hold hundreds of people, but I arrived not that long after opening,…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Sure thing
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tuscl12345

8.7

High level of service, very private VIP, you might leave broke but you won't leave broken-hearted. Just like a visit here some years ago, this place seems pretty reliable in providing everything you need in…