Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

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tuscl12345
Jan 14, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

I love the reviewer below who says he thought Obama being President would have loosened up the strip club enforcement. Yes, I'm sure that right there among the collapse of the housing market, soaring unemployment, and US troops in two hostile theatres of war, the President is shaping policy on how easily you can get smacked off by a Brazilian with great tits. (Hey, it's not the CLINTON administration, for chrissakes!) "Somebody get me Rahm Emanuel!"

Anyway, PH is still the old reliable. Girls are pretty, and hot, and fun, and the place is clean, safe, and friendly. Yeah, yeah, once upon a time you got more. But you still get more at Playhouse than almost anywhere else. If you must tach up your mileage, you can go to smoky, skeevy, crowded, whore-ey BallPark, but I've come back to PH. It compares quite well with anyplace, incl. Tampa, Dallas, and other cities. And the environment beats almost any other club I've ever seen, for comfort and friendliness.

Stop moaning and get down to PH. It's great. Maybe someday you WILL get a blowjob in the driveway as you pull in from Rt 130 before you even park your car, but for my money, it's doing just fine now.

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