The place is gross. The girls...

The place is gross. The girls are underfed. It stinks of smoke. So why does it keep getting visits and reviews? Mileage, boys, mileage.

On stage, you'll see girls who look like they're waiting for a UNICEF airlift of needed food and supplies. They're scary sometimes. Mostly tatooed white trash types. Sometimes a cutey but often with a look that's more glazed over than Dunkin Donuts. Place is a dump, filled with smoke. Oh, and the rap they dance to on the jukebox is also great (not!). A pool table keeps a couple of guys busy usually, and the bartender ladies are certainly pleasant enough. But what keeps it all going is the private dance room. There, in a room with a clear view of the pool table and bar, you can sit on a very, very scary couch for dances that go way beyond those of mortal dancers. It's all there for you, if you don't mind your dancers teeth, the couches teeming biology, or the fact that you can (from one of the two couches) see everyone at the pool table and so they can see you. Kind of a buzz kill. But if your goal is to score a goal, you'll find that here like no place else. A very full menu, and even the ones that don't do stuff do more stuff than most places. Just be prepared to skank up, and you can find lots of things to do to, er, with, your dancer.