Reviews by tuscl12345

Overall a good experience, with some limitations. At 5pm on a weekday, the place was packed. Lots of girls (I'd say 20 on the floor and the stages) and lots of customers. The crowd was…

PH is consistently the best thing going. It's friendly, it's safe, and the girls aim to please. Plus, the private, closed-door dance rooms are just about unmatched anywhere in the country. The girls are almost…

Complete waste! Intolerably loud music. Not just strip club loud, but the kind you can FEEL THE VIBRATIONS from OUTSIDE THE CLUB. Stupid, stupid loud. But let's move on. Just a handful of girls. Two ugly,…

Early afternoon visit was a complete bust. Not the good kind. One dancer who they had to call onto the stage at 1pm, when it was me and one other customer. She was hardly worth a second…

Drop in on the tour of what Tampa's got to offer. Lasted just a couple of minutes before the 'hood got to feeling a little tense for me. And the smoke. The smoke was gonna choke me,…

I wish I could give this place a better rating. There are three things that should go into rating a club: Girls, Mileage, Atmosphere. Well, the atmosphere at Champagne couldn't be nicer. It's new, it's…

Wow, go try this place. Could be the new champion. Can't believe I waited this long to check it out. It's without question the nicest, cleanest, best-outfitted club I've ever visited. Interior is as nice…

Oh yeah! Great visit on a weekday, shortly after noon. Place was busy already. No cover, and their 'host' showed me to a chair, which is a good thing because it's really really dark in…

Not great. Gotta say this was a Sunday, early evening, which is not a good time to visit any club. But there was one girl on stage, then no girls when she came out and…

Updating, and downgrading, my review from 6 months ago. I had a good thing there for a while, with a couple of dancers who were decent looking and lots of fun. Not happening anymore. Daytime lineup,…

A real nice surprise. Overall, I'd definitely recommend. Two great looking girls were dancing on stage when I came in. Both blonde, young, and both fully nude on the stage. One had a fantastic smile and…

THE BEST! Really, this is everything a club should be. Friendly, relaxed, safe, AND it's got rooms with doors that close and girls who get close to you. Recent mileage trend is definitely UP, which…

A nice surprise. No club should be reviewed based on a Sunday night visit, but even there, it scored well. Well done interior, although a little dark. Two stages working, each with seats around them. That's important…

I think this place is probably better than my Sunday night visit would make it seem. Here's what's unique: They keep the lights on inside, bright. So unlike the usual dark club, you can see everything…

Sketchy doesn't begin to describe the place. It's down a long dark road which leads to another long dark road which leads to a building in the process of being demolished (literally). And once inside, it's…

Just gotta talk about this town. It's population is shows as less than 5,000, and it's got six strip clubs. Male population is 2400, which means there's one strip club for every 400 male residents.…

OK, the bad part: This place scores a zero for physical club. Dancers are all over the map. I had to shoo a couple away. And while I don't usually mind a 'dollar parade' that…

"Breathless" describes the girls. As in, 'they have no breath.' My industrial park Spidey Sense said there must be strip club nearby, and I discovered this place. Inside, I thought I'd mistakenly wandered into a…

Always the best! Finally discovered what all the Erica buzz is about. I generally go for a curvier type, but wow! She's slim, tight, and super fit, but with enough softness to make it great.…

This is a great place. Not sure when the previous poster visited, but I arrived before 8pm and there was no cover and no parking charge. This is now the second time I've found a…

"Is not needing to go to big club for Russian girls." That's what I'd say, anyway. The Russian Robogirls are shipped in here by refrigerated trailer truck straight from the eastern bloc, and they probably…

What a waste of time. Literally. Might as well call this place "Club Frustration," as they've spent years perfecting what has to be the absolutely fucking stupidest way to get lap dances ever created. It's…

Skeeeevy! That's the overall feel for a place that's dirty and girls who have virtual tire tracks across them. Always the optimist, I tried one more time to find a way to stomach this place…

All's good at Playhouse. Confirmed after dances with two different fave's that almost nothing's changed as far as the enthusiastic offerings. No one seemed to be holding back from what's been there in the last…

Quick summary: Place is dark, dirty and disgusting. Girls are high mileage, and the short dances are $20. If you're looking for mileage, it's here. If you're looking for GFE, it's not. Place is an…