Heart Breakers
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615 Bloomfield Ave, Bloomfield, NJ 07003, USA*

Mixed. Good mileage, but talent was...

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tuscl12345
Dec 18, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Mixed. Good mileage, but talent was midrange and can take a long time to get a dance.

--> NOTE TO FOUNDER: HOW ABOUT ADDING A MILEAGE RATING?

All Brazilian (at least on this afternoon). Dancing done with complete absence of style or sensuality. They just stick out their bubble butts and shake back and forth. To me, that's not just not sexy, it's downright boner-shrinking. Girls cluster onstage and in the back, really don't circulate. One pretty blondezilian caught my eye but it didn't look like she'd ever make it up my way at the bar. So I went for the bird in the hand and took another blonde with way-way-stupidly too big tits upstairs. Mileage was very good. Things were open and grabbed in the back ($30 booth, which is out of view of the very bored attendant). Chairs kind of inhibit some possibilities (big boxy chair arms keep you in bad position), but there was more here available than currently at Playhouse. Still, the dancers are hard to get, the dancing is sexy, the upstairs was good but not great. These gals could use some training down at PH or somewhere else and they'd be much hotter. Seemed 'just off the boat.' But there was mileage, which might have just been luck, since in my past trips it has been very luck of the draw. Maybe pick the second tier gals, who are more giving. And I've wasted time here waiting for dances that never materialize. Can't give it an enthusiastic recommendation either way. But I'd try it again. You make the call.

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