Really, guys, what is all this...
Really, guys, what is all this whining about? PH is meeting my expectations quite nicely, and I'm a longtime visitor. Thurs PM the place was full, plenty of top-shelf talent, and action with my gal was quite nice, thank you very much. No, she didn't put on a miner's hat and dive head-first into my pants as I walked through the door. And come to think of it, no one stripped naked and did me right there on Rte 130. But for crying out loud, PH still beats 99% of the clubs I've been to anywhere in the country, and I'm including Dallas, Tampa, and elsewhere. There's privacy (the door cutoffs really don't make a difference, except that now there's a little light to see the hot dancer you're in with), there's great Brazilian talent with hot bodies and a great attitude, and there's plenty of choices. What's all the whining about? No, you won't have Ruby doing her pull-out-the-weeds deal, but hey, I don't find her grab and go deal all that great. But my absolute fav was in top form, feet did leave the floor, and she was even willing to push the envelope a little. If you're complaining, then I want to know what you're comparing to. It's not Cheeks, but they're gone. And I did finally try the nearby alternative, Ball Park. It was seedy and skeevy. So be glad for the wonders that are Playhouse. And get out and support them. You'll have as great a time as ever.
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