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11 years ago
And of course, it would end with "...and those talents involve bringing a bucket of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay to da club...who wants a drumstick up their pooper?"
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11 years ago
Motorhead my friend, sometimes the typos/autocorrects are pretty damn funny. "Of the taken" could be the next Liam Neeson action film. "I have a very specific set of talents..."
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11 years ago
Fuck yeah Mikey. But that is really used by Vulcans after they drink hateraide.
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11 years ago
Well, that depends upon whether you want the joke answer or a real answer. Joke answers might include:
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Go get myself a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay 'cos somebody's BFF is gettin' a drumstick up their pooper!
Pretend I'm the Reverend Zippy come to save her soul, 'cos a god upstanding citizen like myself wouldn't be caught in a sleazy club.
Us the ol' Jedi mind trip on her to get some mad XXXtras. (Somehow changing "trick" to "trip" makes it funnier...woo hoo!)
Ask for a LDK when you go back for a private dance but drop trou at the end to show her you jizz. After all, she's almost family...
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Now a serious answer might be "leave before she see you 'cos chance are she'll tell your daughter that daddy is a perv".
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11 years ago
You know what the BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP is? It be da CAD-duh-LACK o' XXXtras my friends!!!
BOOM Zippy wins again!!!
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11 years ago
Well, the dude that posts as SippyCup gets mad XXXtras. That dude can go into a non-extras club and the girls drop to their knees and open their mouths. For free. Fuck, that dude can get a BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP (the Cadillac -- or should I say CAD-duh-LACK -- of extras) in a KFC. All the dude has to do is walk in and order some o' the Colonels's XXXtra KRIS-pay.
OTOH, the dude that posts as ShadowKat (NOT to be confused with Shadowcat, who is a coo-el dude and I suspect mad extras getter) has some issues. The Kat-man (note the 'K') doesn't actually like strip clubs. He's really into Justin Bieber. Follows him around like Deadheads used to follow Uncle Jerry. Has a big Bieber poster on the roof of his van and he jacks to it ev'ry night. Still...he's not a bad dude. There are sadder folk that post here.
So do a consult with the Sipster my man!
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11 years ago
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ndnmanYou got some Indian in you? No? Would you like to?
+1 for the art-man!
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11 years ago
And check out image 5:
www.acclaimmag.com/lifestyle/throwback-emily-ratajkowski-gq-turkey-nsfw/
How much would you pay to be the dude staring right at that poon? I'd see if Miss Ratajkowski would be up for some FIV followed by some groovy anal action. Woo-hoo!
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11 years ago
James dude, you should consider space tourism. Sell that moped and you'll only be $20 million short my friend. You can get that, right?
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11 years ago
Well ATACdawg my bro...the stripper holes will be inviting. My "Club Space Boobs" will have only the hottest hotties. And they will do mad extras. Shit, if i pay $20 million a la Dennis Tito I'm going to want XXXtras!!!
Just don't stick yo' round peg in the CO2 scrubber.
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11 years ago
Seriously though, this is a case where pure capitalism is problematic. Antibiotics make no financial sense to a pharmaceutical company. They require a huge R&D investment to sell a product that only works if it is used as little as possible.
If I had to tell the board of directors of a pharma company "yeah...we're going to sink at least $4 billion into developing this drug, but we probably won't sell that much since the only way it will continue to work is if it is used as little as possible" I'd prepare myself to hear "uh no...maybe you should focus on new boner pills. Every dude wants a boner. And they want 'em as often as possible. Lotsa profit. So...yeah, kill the antibiotics division and expand the boner pill department. Maybe statins too...but DON'T SKIMP ON THE BONER PILLS!!!"
Only hope is that the military will step in and say "we need new antibiotics so bacteria don't kill more troops than bullets".
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11 years ago
Hope you recover soon Ermita_Nights my bro.
However, I tend not to read global meaning into occurrences like that. If there is a god and he wants me to stop clubbin', why did he choose the Juiceman as his prophet? And if the Juiceman is jus' a crazy dude and there is no god, how did Juice come up with Juice 3:16?
Maybe don't return to THAT club.
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11 years ago
True dat Clubber...didn't mean to get all up in yo' grill 'bout the CT man. Jus' sayin' that the dude scares the bejezzus out of me so I was curious. We all inspired by different folks.
Plus, CT would probably be more fun than Souter in the club. Souter is probably all serious whereas CT would be all "BAY-bee, is that yo' pubic hair on muh Bud Lite? Nope...I jus' put my hand down there and the evidence says 'totally bald'. What say you try some oral arguments on muh lil' justice..he's actually the biggest you'll find in da club...LONG DONG SILVER AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME!!!!"
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11 years ago
Right on ATACdawg. You're givin' this project the ol' college try. I mean if I was payin' Dennis Tito kinda scratch to visit "Club Outa Limits" (TM -- motto is "where there are NO limits") I'd be pretty motivated to make zero G sex work. Give me that ol' can-do Apollo XIII "let's make the square CO2 scrubbers fit in a round hole" attitude. Only this time it would be "I paid my $20 million so I'm gonna put my dick in that stripper's holes". Hell, it'll be "those strippers' holes". SODOMY IN SPACE my brothers. Don't get better than that.
But if we must have artificial gravity, hook the club to a counterweight via tether and spin at 1 or 2 rpm. Tether need only be on the order of 25 or so meters to get us in the 0.1 g zone. Have to sit down and do the maths when I get the chance.
Imagine the 0.1 g pole tricks. Woo-hoo!!! Yee-haw!!!!
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Ain't nothin' cooler than space boobs my friends. Strip club on the ISS would be out of this world!
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Can you imaging how fast those cherries would get disgusting? Ewwwww....just ewwwww!
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11 years ago
I still say consult with BigTuna. That dude could really help. Or maybe BagBoyJames...that dude has it going on. I'm sure they've clubbed in all the tri-state areas.
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11 years ago
Just looked up Deming. Died at 93 yeas of age 20 years ago.
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11 years ago
Deming is an interesting choice. A bit unexpected. I think he would be well over 100 now, he was ancient during the Reagan era.
I can't think of anybody. One's imagination regarding an inspirational person would never match the actuality. You would probably meet Nelson Mandela wanting to be all inspired and realize he was actually focused at that point on flirting with the hot chick in the room, not on being "the great man". He was a great man but was also human. Very few people could have navigated a transition from an officially racist policy to a democracy where racial equality is the official policy without the country turning into an abattoir. He did. 'nuff said.
If pushed (and not costrained to pick the living) I'd say Edward Teller was an interesting person in recent history to have met. Not because I think H bombs or X-ray lasers are great. Indeed, Teller was a nutjob and asshole with many failings. But he was an incredible intellect. Having your ideas torn apart by Teller would have been an experience. Plus, the Teller character in Dr. Atomic was incredible. But he never would have lived up to the factionalized version in that work. No one could live up to their imagined versions.
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11 years ago
Why Clarence Thomas? I don't find him inspirational at all. And that "is there a pubic hair on your drink?" line NEVER works.
Seriously though, if you wanted to think of members of SCOTUS I would put Clarence Thomas near or at the bottom of the barrel from an inspirational standpoint. An example of the court becoming hyper-politicized. He mostly concurred on the single worse decision (Citizens United) in modern SCOTUS history -- but his dissent would have made the decision worse. As it is Citizens United basically ensured that the top 0.1% will be buying our elections from now on.
Why not Souter? Since retirement he has written passionately about the need for an independent and (relatively) apolitical judiciary. And he walked the walk as a justice. Thomas is just a partisan hack.
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11 years ago
Esta...you don't care for Star Trek?!!! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
Star Trek is the coolest show ever. lupDujHomwIj lubuy'moH gharghmey.
Seriously man, to each his own. But you should seriously learn about the holodeck. A holodeck would totally rock. But I always wondered if there were controls on the holodeck that prevented users from having naked fun time with the command crew. Barclay did have the episode where he had the command crew in his holodeck program, but I'd have just been bangin' Troi's brains out.
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11 years ago
Bang69 my brother....he ain't a cool & funny dude...HE'S A COO-EL & FUNN-EE DUUUUUDE!!! Sip on SippyCup...sip on indeed!
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11 years ago
@Mo-head...I suspect the dude means NY-NJ-CT, but who knows? Is he talking Cincinnati? Maybe Pittsburg. If Pittsburg do a consult with our resident WV expert, BigTuna. That dude is coo-el.
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11 years ago
But d'ya have a zoot suit, white jacket with side vents five inches long Mr. Tuna? 'Cos if you ain't got a zoot suit you ain't rich.
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11 years ago
Right on ime. Zoot suit, white jacket with side vents five inches long. I bet James would look coo-el and groov-EE in a zoot suit my friends.