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10 years ago
To answer shark dude -- it's the money. Turns out it CAN buy you love, conta John, Paul, George, and Ringo.
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10 years ago
+1 Slick
@LDK -- you're a major dude with half a heart that'll surely your friends
How to LDK when their minor world breaks apart
yes, 'twill falls together again
When the demon is at their door in the morning
After they LDK it won't be there no more
Any major dude will tell you
KING! KING! KING!
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
^^^
True dat jerikson40 dude.
Hell, even if alabegonz were fucking the vacuum cleaner he'd be able to adjust the suction.
But dude, if you try it you should use a wet vac.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
^^^
Fair enough Clubber and jerikson -- prog rock isn't everybody's cup o' tea. And Rush is an oddball even for prog rockers.
But those guys are seriously amazing musicians. Fuck yeah!
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10 years ago
Juice time for strippers is sort of like dog years -- a minute with the Juiceman is like seven with a normal customer.
Juice! Juice! Juice!
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10 years ago
Juice dude, just stick with MySpace.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
BTW Mo-head, how do you find shit like that?
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Hmmm... There is a Wikipedia entry that chick should have read -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect
Regardless, it strikes me that revealing two dancer names (both of which could be pseudonyms) for a stripper with a twitter isn't exactly that revealing.
I would hope that founder would remove clearly identifying info like "the strippers real name is Norma Jean McItchycrotch and she lives at 666 NE Mockingbird Lane in South Bumfuck OH". But "[random name] who used to go by [random name] is a ROB" doesn't cut it.
(full disclosure for the benefit of the stupid but energetic -- the address listed above DOES NOT EXIST so don't try to find it)
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10 years ago
Jerikson40 dude... Depends on whether you're paying. If you pay, you're payin' for an orgasm.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
^^^
Steve dude, I know you're a hardcore hip hop fan. You're fierce dude. You're one of the criminales on the board.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I dig the full on face fucking -- some o' that good ol' irrumatio just like the groovy ancient Romans enjoyed. Fuck yeah!
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Right on Mo-head. There is no other band qute like Rush. One of my faves...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnC88xBPkkc
I'm sure all the libertarians on here will dig the full on Ayn Rand rock.
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10 years ago
As long as you feel good about yourself Douqsta. Keep on keepin' on.
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10 years ago
A den of prostitution? Heaven forfend!
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10 years ago
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sawxfanncLooking out for Becca from Twin Peaks 🥰
You really need to talk to the Juiceman. He knows everything 'bout the North Carolina clubs.
Dude told me that the trick is showing up with a bucket of fried chicken -- KFC my man. The Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay is the signal that you're serious about gettin' some XXXtras!
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10 years ago
OK...OK... I'll take off the joker hat for a moment.
Personally, I don't dig the dudes 'cos I'm straight. If I'm fuckin' anybody up the butthole it's going to be a chick. WEEE-YAWWW!!!
Well, I guess I didn't fully remove the joker hat. What I was referring to was your previous threads about homosexuality being immoral because it makes you want to throw up. There are a lot of things I don't want to see or do (among them fucking another dude) that I'm fine with other folks doing. As long as everybody is over 18 it ain't nobody else's business.
And my personal stance on rimjobbies? WEEE-YAWWW!!! (As long as a chick is doing the licking)
But I'm not going to judge another dude that wants his rimjobs served with a moustache on the side.
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10 years ago
Alrighty then jerikson dude. Perhaps I've misunderstood your stance. So...let me get this right. You're a big fat "no" on the whole "fuckin' another dude up the butthole". Correct?
How 'bout rimjobbies?
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10 years ago
@pineconedude - you're thinking of Dougsta. He specializes in calling folks faggots. jerikson seems to have some issues with gay dudes, but he doesn't call folks faggot that much. Perhaps ironically, Dougsta doesn't seem to have similar issues with gay dudes. Just digs callin' his rivals faggots.
@sharkdude - sonic screwdriver? I'll raise you a frickin' Dalek!
Doctor Who companion naked with Dalek:
www.blastr.com/2010/08/image_of_the_day_dr_who.php
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10 years ago
^^^
Shit. Jestrite50 sussed me out.
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10 years ago
@Shark dude... plenty of aliens go 'round with a big hoopajupe that they put up your ass my man. Aliens are totally into the rectum.
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10 years ago
I'm totally serious dude. Serious as a heart attack. Or the case of the clap you can avoid with the steel wool my brother.
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10 years ago
CJ dude - do they sell a baker's dozen? My doughnut holder needs more than six.
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10 years ago
@ATACdawg dude... Did they consecrate the ground too? Wouldn't want any strippers to rise from the grave.
@Mikey -- being feisty tonight, eh?
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10 years ago
^^^
Aravas dude, don't pay attention to those that call you a troll. The discerning and intelligent TUSCL readers all know your antics are 100% serious. Totes McGotes.
Anyhoo... if you really want to avoid STDs you should really use bleach and steel wool. The hydrogen peroxide is also good, but only after using the steel wool. And tincture of iodine is also helpful. If your dick turns orange it's working dude!