- Little Leah
OG: You're welcome. My vote got review published sooner. Other reviewers have asked you to paragraph space. For my standards, see my reply to dha a few months back. If you're too lazy to hit enter key, I'm too lazy to make comments. A wall of text review is automatic incoherent check box for me. Btw, you're illiterate if you don't spell check.
discussion comment
a year ago
Was this a Square Castle humble brag ? Anyway, here's my good - bad - ugly story joke:
Good: Proud father has a good looking bright teenage daughter .
Bad: He finds out that she's not a virgin anymore.
Ugly: He finds out that she hooks on the side.
Real Ugly: She makes more money than he does.
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minnowAny place that interests me.
^ Yet you took the time to scroll through reviews. Apparently, I'm living rent free in your head if you obsessively troll my already approved reviews just to show people what a dickhead you are.
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a year ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Thanks for the (re ?)post rick. I gave you a thumbs up on prior 911 posts, both here and the pink site.
- Super expensive dance prices for a pastie club….
What would be the "expected tip" on top of the private room prices ?
- Moms has really declined from its heyday!
So which other 3 clubs did you go to ? 1st review in 7 yrs ? This seems like a fake, drive by absolute min effort review to get VIP credit. The Hick made the wrong click.
No mention of VIP booth rental fees or extensive club remodel. Enjoy your 4 wks. free VIP.
- Thursday Evening at Bourbon Street
Thanks, E98, I'll avoid climbing into a barrel. CP, I don't belong to Sam's club. If I go there, I'll only buy enough stuff that I can carry out sans a cart. I'll decline dances from Nikki at night.
Incidentally, a BSC dancer from ~15 yrs. ago stands out as 1 of top 3 gorgeous dancers I've ever seen anywhere, marred only by a sleeve tat.
discussion comment
a year ago
See Muddy's recent thread.
- minimum "club basics" for any Club Desire post, and my monthly update
1) I know that C-GPT, (or others with huge data base) can type in "generate report on xyz", and can spit out a 500 word report while you eat a sandwich. That would include a wordy club review without setting foot in club. Some examples have been posted by other members.
2) I don't know who reviewer is when I adjudicate submissions, and you're not the only one who has submitted "detailed" reviews on R.I. clubs. So, if you actually typed all this shit in boilerplate template (with additions/deletions), well pin a big fat rose on you.
3) I gave you an upvote, go take a chill pill.
- Decent time, ask girl with clip board for extras
Indecisive guy going for clickbait title. Thanks for cliff notes on other clubs, esp. Rio which scans ID's. Could save a lot of people wasted time.
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minnowAny place that interests me.
Gafl, Seattle narcissists.
- Good Value was actually had at HL for once.
Is this desertscrub alter ego ?
discussion comment
a year ago
I don't let strip club visits be the tail that wags the dog. Mostly night time for me, prefer off peak nights, and being finished before midnight on weekends when the "nightclub party crowd" invades the club. The daytime outdoor good weather activities are just too appealing to me. If crappy weather, read a book or go to a strip club. I'm aware of inherent pros and cons of afternoon visits. Few dancers, but if only appealing dancer gets locked down, visit can suck. (See my 2019 review of Mons Venus. Fortunately, it happened to be on my way home from a post business brunch, so little wasted driving time.)
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mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
^ Who are you calling a troll ? Thks. for Tampa area O-pinion.
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a year ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
RIP, Jimmy Buffet. IMHO, a bit of Key West went with him on his new journey. Every time I bought a cheeseburger in a strip club, I smilingly thought of his song.
- New International Talent Has Finally Arrived - “Naked Showcasing To Return Soon”
^ Thanks for reply. So ~ $500 for 15 minutes ? For that price, she'd better iron my shirts and prepare me a breakfast of poached eggs and salmon on toasted bagel, a bowl of fresh strawberries, and a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice.
Then again, I just watched a Jay Leno YT interview on why he hates Ferrari dealers. In the next breath, he compared his good experience with a McLaren dealer, and how they didn't foist a $25K carbon brake option on him because it didn't suit his driving style. (street only, no race track). With a plentitude of THAT kind of money floating around, I can see how L.A. dancers can ask for that level.
Thanks for your enlightenment. How's that for being wordy ?
- New International Talent Has Finally Arrived - “Naked Showcasing To Return Soon”
$235 for 2 dances (songs??) wtf, must have nutted quickly. So, it's $235/15 minutes just for the room, what would be the expected dancer tip ?
discussion comment
a year ago
Time for lowpaw quote: " I will beg for pussy, I will pay for pussy, but I will not beg to pay for pussy."
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mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
18 year member and 279 reviews here, so take that ! I have no way of knowing who reviewer is, but I recognized SYS template from this review, and upvoted with question. (Fave Tampa Club ?)
My impression from this review was you weren't sober when posted, nor apparently in the club after knocking back a few at Riveters. IME, upstairs Spaceship goes for $350 per half hour, downstairs Champagne Rooms go for $500/ 30 minutes. If you were quoted (and took) SS for CR prices you got robbed. The ROB/GPS dancers are more prevalent on weekends. On the regular dances, you should have got a volume discount if you do 3 or more, but need to ask in advance about that.
discussion comment
a year ago
CMI to Muddy: "Surely you jest."// Muddy: "Yes I do, and don't call me Shirley."
discussion comment
a year ago
Agree with several prior posters about Vivek R being a snake oil salesman. Some Wiki cliff notes:
1) Rap videos by VR is nothing new. While in college (03 - 07), he performed rap songs under s/n Da-Vek.
2) While in school, Vivek R did an internship with a hedge fund, and worked for hedge fund after graduation.
That background ( I hold hedge funds on about the same level as crooks) coupled with prior post on going to Soros organization for financial assistance for law school while making ~ $2M/yr raises my eyebrows wrt my vote for him.
3) What really takes the cake is his criticism of a hedge fund managers fraud conviction, calling it a victimless crime. Yeah, right, to the tune of plaintiffs being awarded ~ $64M ? Is this the man I want near the levers of power ?
4) Last year, I looked into his "Strive Asset Management".. (Which had ads running on some YT talk shows).
I liked the anti-woke stance, until I talked with 1 of my financial advisors , who essentially pointed out that "SAM" was nothing more than another 500 Index Fund. (Further research showed that Strive held shares in Disney and some other woke/ESG corporations.) Snake oil salesman indeed.
discussion comment
a year ago
April Fool's is still 7 mos. away.......
discussion comment
a year ago
I recall reading somewhere that USA has more lawyers than engineers. Figure out how to screw people out of money vs designing a new or better product.
- Small Club - Underwhelming Experience
Wtf is "typical security screening" ? Metal detector ? Frisking ? Driver License Scan ?
Another constructive hint: In future reviews, please paragraph space. Hitting the enter key works well for that. Someone showed me how to do that a year or so after joining tuscl. We both joined tuscl in 2005, I think it's time you learned about paragraph spacing online.
Anyway, review only reinforced my lack of enthusiasm for visiting this club. More a nightclub crowds kind of place vs a solo monger friendly place.
- Beach Blonde Bonanza
Proposed tuscl tagline: "Tuscl, a place where the PNW/ Seattle circle jerk crowd come to treat Tuscl as their private chat board and act like a 12 year old towards anyone who criticizes their posts."