Trump Turns Self In To Atlanta Strip Club
ATLANTA—After being indicted by a grand jury in Georgia for his attempts to overturn the 2020 presidential election, Donald J. Trump reportedly traveled to Atlanta Thursday and turned himself in to a Fulton County strip club. Trump, according to multiple witnesses, could be seen exiting his heavily barricaded motorcade, giving a thumbs-up to his supporters, and walking with his hands up toward the Tiger Lounge Gentlemen’s Club. Upon reaching the entrance, Trump then opted to give a short impromptu press conference, where he thanked the brave bouncers, exotic dancers, and topless hostesses for serving their country, all before having a feather boa wrapped around his neck and being somberly led inside. At press time, Trump was seen leaving a private room with his shirt unbuttoned, red lipstick marks on his collar, and pink handcuffs around his wrists after giving several exotic dancers over $200,000 in singles.
Photo: theonion.com
I had a bitch of a time getting to my favorite Atlanta club(Vivide) today because my normal route goers right past the Fulton County Jail. My GPS went wild trying to find away. Everything with in 1 mile of the jail was blocked off. Jen the bar tender told me that she managed to get through with a police escort. It took me an additional 25 minutes. There were a lot of pissed off employees and dancers and they were pissed at the DA and not Trump.
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Shadowcat, did you see the (real) news that Trump hired Steve Sadow as his lead Georgia attorney today? Two decades ago, Sadow represented the Gold Club's owner in the RICO case that shut down ATL's most successful strip club.
April Fool's is still 7 mos. away.......
For The Onion, every day is April 1st...
Trump's angry mugshot is fuckin great. They should put it on the dollar bill. He looks like he belongs among the founding fathers. images.foxtv.com
Trump’s mugshot is great but not as great as the coming photo of his first day in prison.
^^^ Trump will never serve any time inside an actual prison.
Doubtful he will even get convicted, but IF he did, he'd serve his sentence on some type of house arrest. Still living his best life.
As it stands, there is a higher chance he is elected president again than of being convicted.
It will be interesting to see what if any states use the 14th Amendment to not allow him to be on the ballot and will disqualify any write-in votes. No convictions necessary.
^^ The answer is zero.
The answer should be zero. He should’ve been convicted at the second impeachment but McConnell is a coward, put his own career above the country and punted the issue back to us voters. It’s up to us to decide.
^ McConnell is another drooling dementia patient. He belongs in an assisted living facility.
Trump's mugshot reminds me of the kind of shots Kubrik took of his deranged characters. That head cocked forward, angry eyebrow, eyes staring into the camera thing.
So, not at all inappropriate. Deranged is a decent description of Trump.
"McConnell is another drooling dementia patient. He belongs in an assisted living facility"
Okay, the pot keeps calling the kettle black.
^ you never get tired of being an ass do you ?
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