Trump Turns Self In To Atlanta Strip Club
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Trump Turns Self In To Atlanta Strip Club
ATLANTA—After being indicted by a grand jury in Georgia for his attempts to overturn the 2020 presidential election, Donald J. Trump reportedly traveled to Atlanta Thursday and turned himself in to a Fulton County strip club. Trump, according to multiple witnesses, could be seen exiting his heavily barricaded motorcade, giving a thumbs-up to his supporters, and walking with his hands up toward the Tiger Lounge Gentlemen’s Club. Upon reaching the entrance, Trump then opted to give a short impromptu press conference, where he thanked the brave bouncers, exotic dancers, and topless hostesses for serving their country, all before having a feather boa wrapped around his neck and being somberly led inside. At press time, Trump was seen leaving a private room with his shirt unbuttoned, red lipstick marks on his collar, and pink handcuffs around his wrists after giving several exotic dancers over $200,000 in singles.
Photo: https://www.theonion.com/trump-turns-sel…
I had a bitch of a time getting to my favorite Atlanta club(Vivide) today because my normal route goers right past the Fulton County Jail. My GPS went wild trying to find away. Everything with in 1 mile of the jail was blocked off. Jen the bar tender told me that she managed to get through with a police escort. It took me an additional 25 minutes. There were a lot of pissed off employees and dancers and they were pissed at the DA and not Trump.
ATLANTA—After being indicted by a grand jury in Georgia for his attempts to overturn the 2020 presidential election, Donald J. Trump reportedly traveled to Atlanta Thursday and turned himself in to a Fulton County strip club. Trump, according to multiple witnesses, could be seen exiting his heavily barricaded motorcade, giving a thumbs-up to his supporters, and walking with his hands up toward the Tiger Lounge Gentlemen’s Club. Upon reaching the entrance, Trump then opted to give a short impromptu press conference, where he thanked the brave bouncers, exotic dancers, and topless hostesses for serving their country, all before having a feather boa wrapped around his neck and being somberly led inside. At press time, Trump was seen leaving a private room with his shirt unbuttoned, red lipstick marks on his collar, and pink handcuffs around his wrists after giving several exotic dancers over $200,000 in singles.
Photo: https://www.theonion.com/trump-turns-sel…
I had a bitch of a time getting to my favorite Atlanta club(Vivide) today because my normal route goers right past the Fulton County Jail. My GPS went wild trying to find away. Everything with in 1 mile of the jail was blocked off. Jen the bar tender told me that she managed to get through with a police escort. It took me an additional 25 minutes. There were a lot of pissed off employees and dancers and they were pissed at the DA and not Trump.
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Doubtful he will even get convicted, but IF he did, he'd serve his sentence on some type of house arrest. Still living his best life.
As it stands, there is a higher chance he is elected president again than of being convicted.
So, not at all inappropriate. Deranged is a decent description of Trump.
Okay, the pot keeps calling the kettle black.