Small Club - Underwhelming Experience

It's been quite a while since I've traveled in the Tampa area so I wasn't sure what to expect -- knowing that times have changed a lot and the 'old magic' was pretty much gone. I got there around 10:30 - and opted for the valet because the parking lot is a total #$%^ show - which is one definite negative about the location. Typical 'screening' by security and paid the $20 cover. Get inside and the first impression is 'damn this place is small' ... I don't know if I remember it being bigger but the place just felt cramped and poorly laid out. My impression was probably influenced because they were having some sort of 'party night' (Birthday night maybe?) and they had the area near the front of the stage all roped off for special drinks and games, etc. so that made it feel even more cramped.

I ended up taking a seat at the back of the bar - ordered a domestic beer for $7 and started to scope out the opportunities. The 'party' really clogged up traffic and frankly made it tough for the girls who wanted to circulate to get around. The girls were a quality mix of predominantly latina and the rest a good blend of white, asian and WOC. I didn't see a single 'blonde beach babe' in the mix - LOL ... maybe they only work Fri and Sat nights ...

I got LDs from three different ladies -- basically to test their skills and get a feel for whether VIP would be worth it or not ... all three gave what I would call 'disinterested' dances ... not bad in any way but nothing to make me even consider pulling out any Benjamins for VIP. $20 per LD + avg tip. Seriously girls ... if you're going to push VIP then do something to tease and encourage the upsell. Overall the night was not anything special in any way - and kind of underwhelming. Guess that's what I'll call the review too ...

Would I go back - yeah ... would I go out of my way to visit .. nope ...