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There are certain things young women cannot resist. Besides puppies, handbags, Instagram selfies, and shopping, one of those things is boats. My favorite weekend activity the last several years is bringing sugar babies and strippers out on my Lake Mead houseboat for a day of drinking, swimming, sunbathing, fishing, and whatever else we end up doing. I have yet to…
I met up with a new sugar baby a month ago, and we ended up having sex at her apartment complex. I did not use a condom, just stuck it in. She said she was on birth control and clean of any STD’s. She said she got tested monthly. I had my doubts about the ‘monthly’ thing because her place…
The topic of mass shootings and gun control have been all over the news as of late. In the last few years we have seen mass shootings in churches, elementary schools, high schools, grocery stores, theaters, and nightclubs. Read the news on Google and you will see at least a few violent crimes taking place at gentlemen’s clubs every week.…
(Expanded from 80 to triple-ones, with some good new content) On strippers and clubbing in general… 1. They'll say anything to separate you from your money, but it still might be worth it. 2. She might like you as a person, but she doesn’t love you. This is her way of paying the bills. You. Are. A. Customer. 3. Be a normal human fucking being to her.…
Like the discussion board thread, these are 80 things I wish I would have known (or at least internalized) before going to a strip club. On strippers in general… 1. They'll say anything to separate you from your money, but it still might be worth it. 2. Dancers couldn’t be…
This isn’t going to be your typical how-to-get-more-mileage or Penthouse Letters story. It’s advice to the younger generation (20s and 30s) on how to keep control of your hobby rather than the other way around. I see some younger guys on the discussion board struggling with it, and a few real life friends. Lastly, I myself struggled with it for…
I saw another 'first club experience' so I thought I'd give mine a go. Club: Lou Turks right outside Philly, year 1981. I believe it was the summer I first graduated high school. I had heard older guys talk, mostly joke about this club and guys 'eating pussy' and giving dollars to the girls. This place was also known…
Background New member here, but longtime lurker and also longtime LDKer. I have been LDKing since before the term existed. My first LDK was at Deja Vu in downtown San Francisco back in the 90s. I can't remember the details but I'm pretty sure it was unintentional. But over the years of PL life I have learned…
"Bullshit. It's *my* dance, he's just going to sit there and watch," she said as she grabbed my hand and dragged both Felicia and me to the back. No sooner was the door shut, but Becky had this girl on the couch and was playing with her boobs, kissing her all over and sliding her panties off. I had…
I hereby lay my claim to the title of "Pathetic-est Loser of All Time" before the court. My SB (Becky) called a couple of weeks ago and said she was coming to town to visit and take care of some unfinished baby daddy issues. Sans hubby. Sans kids. After my heart started beating again, I far too casually asked her where…
I've seen this topic come up in some form many times in my relatively short time here, and all I can say is, probably the latter, though who really knows besides the woman involved? But let me tell you about a friend of mine who's been seeing strippers for a lot of years. It started like any of his other flings,…
Most customers have the same questions; these answers only pertain to my personal feelings and experiences, every gal is different :) So in no particular order (they don't tend to come in any particular order): Have you ever done it with another girl? Kissing, cuddling, fondling, sure! Why not, we got all the pretty parts! :) But I only ever went down…
I am an entertainer and know that there are certain things a guy can do that will make you want to go the extra mile and things that will make you refuse another dance no matter how slow the night is. I realize not everyone has the same idea of what makes the best dance or best time at…
"Hello, my name is Georg, and I'm a Pathetic Loser." I do not *believe* I'm writing this shit. I've been seeing my current favorite, let's call her "Becky", for a little over a year now, and for all that time, she's maintained that I am the only guy she's fucking. Not just fucking for money, but fucking, period, not even a boyfriend.…
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