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39 articles by tuscl

Doing the Deed on Lake Mead

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There are certain things young women cannot resist. Besides puppies, handbags, Instagram selfies, and shopping, one of those things is boats. My favorite weekend activity the last several years is bringing sugar babies and strippers out on my Lake Mead houseboat for a day of drinking, swimming, sunbathing, fishing, and whatever else we end up doing. I have yet to…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 15 7

STD Paranoia

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I met up with a new sugar baby a month ago, and we ended up having sex at her apartment complex. I did not use a condom, just stuck it in. She said she was on birth control and clean of any STD’s. She said she got tested monthly. I had my doubts about the ‘monthly’ thing because her place…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 75 13

Surviving a Club Shooting

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The topic of mass shootings and gun control have been all over the news as of late. In the last few years we have seen mass shootings in churches, elementary schools, high schools, grocery stores, theaters, and nightclubs. Read the news on Google and you will see at least a few violent crimes taking place at gentlemen’s clubs every week.…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 7 9

111 Rules for Strip Clubbing

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(Expanded from 80 to triple-ones, with some good new content) On strippers and clubbing in general… 1. They'll say anything to separate you from your money, but it still might be worth it. 2. She might like you as a person, but she doesn’t love you. This is her way of paying the bills. You. Are. A. Customer. 3. Be a normal human fucking being to her.…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 222 23

80 Pearls of Strip Club Wisdom

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Like the discussion board thread, these are 80 things I wish I would have known (or at least internalized) before going to a strip club. On strippers in general… 1. They'll say anything to separate you from your money, but it still might be worth it. 2. Dancers couldn’t be…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 67 11

You Got a Problem?

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This isn’t going to be your typical how-to-get-more-mileage or Penthouse Letters story. It’s advice to the younger generation (20s and 30s) on how to keep control of your hobby rather than the other way around. I see some younger guys on the discussion board struggling with it, and a few real life friends. Lastly, I myself struggled with it for…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 6 yrs ago 8 5

My first Strip Club Experience

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I saw another 'first club experience' so I thought I'd give mine a go. Club: Lou Turks right outside Philly, year 1981. I believe it was the summer I first graduated high school. I had heard older guys talk, mostly joke about this club and guys 'eating pussy' and giving dollars to the girls. This place was also known…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 6 yrs ago 12 1

The Art of the LDK

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Background New member here, but longtime lurker and also longtime LDKer. I have been LDKing since before the term existed. My first LDK was at Deja Vu in downtown San Francisco back in the 90s. I can't remember the details but I'm pretty sure it was unintentional. But over the years of PL life I have learned…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 133 21

You All Can Relax Now (Part II of II)

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"Bullshit. It's *my* dance, he's just going to sit there and watch," she said as she grabbed my hand and dragged both Felicia and me to the back. No sooner was the door shut, but Becky had this girl on the couch and was playing with her boobs, kissing her all over and sliding her panties off. I had…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 4 18

You All Can Relax Now (Part I of II)

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I hereby lay my claim to the title of "Pathetic-est Loser of All Time" before the court. My SB (Becky) called a couple of weeks ago and said she was coming to town to visit and take care of some unfinished baby daddy issues. Sans hubby. Sans kids. After my heart started beating again, I far too casually asked her where…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 5 12

Strippers. "Is she into me, or just playing me?"

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I've seen this topic come up in some form many times in my relatively short time here, and all I can say is, probably the latter, though who really knows besides the woman involved? But let me tell you about a friend of mine who's been seeing strippers for a lot of years. It started like any of his other flings,…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 7 20

Things Strip Club Customers Always Ask

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Most customers have the same questions; these answers only pertain to my personal feelings and experiences, every gal is different :) So in no particular order (they don't tend to come in any particular order): Have you ever done it with another girl? Kissing, cuddling, fondling, sure! Why not, we got all the pretty parts! :) But I only ever went down…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 13 yrs ago 27 32

How to Get the Most Out of Your Money

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I am an entertainer and know that there are certain things a guy can do that will make you want to go the extra mile and things that will make you refuse another dance no matter how slow the night is. I realize not everyone has the same idea of what makes the best dance or best time at…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 13 yrs ago 3 27

Pathetic Losers Anonymous

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"Hello, my name is Georg, and I'm a Pathetic Loser." I do not *believe* I'm writing this shit. I've been seeing my current favorite, let's call her "Becky", for a little over a year now, and for all that time, she's maintained that I am the only guy she's fucking. Not just fucking for money, but fucking, period, not even a boyfriend.…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 14 yrs ago 11 40
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