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There are certain things young women cannot resist. Besides puppies, handbags, Instagram selfies, and shopping, one of those things is boats. My favorite weekend activity the last several years is bringing sugar babies and strippers out on my Lake Mead houseboat for a day of drinking, swimming, sunbathing, fishing, and whatever else we end up doing. I have yet to be turned down. Naturally, these young ladies show up in skimpy bikinis and want to get wild. I will admit that I have been going to the gentlemen’s clubs less and less because taking promiscuous young women out on the houseboat is a much better use of my time and money. The only purpose I have left for trolling the Las Vegas gentlemen's clubs is acquiring new seat covers for my boat.



About half of the sugar babies will come out for free as long as I load up a cooler full of ice cold White Claws and let them bring a friend or two. Usually the strippers need more of a financial incentive, especially the top shelf pussy from Sapphire, Treasures, and Spearmint Rhino. I have shelled out anywhere from a couple hundred dollars to a stack per stripper. One time I invited a few of my wealthy golf buddies out for a cruise. We pooled together thousands of dollars and brought a whole harem onto the boat for the afternoon. It got so wild, I was scared we were going to capsize the houseboat when the wind picked up. We probably should have just stayed in the marina that day.



About 80% of the time I take young women out on the lake, I end up having sex with them. There is nothing better than having hot, sweaty sex amidst the beautiful scenery of the reservoir. Once we have both gotten our orgasms, we jump into the water to swim and wash off the love juices. The 20% of the time I strike out, a bloody tampon or a cockblocking girlfriend is the usual culprit. That is the one downside to letting girls bring their friends. I have managed to do several threesomes and foursomes anchored in one of the many coves. The combination of hot weather, cold drinks, loud music, and chill vibes seems to lower women's inhibitions. There is an attitude of what happens on the lake stays on the lake. Watch the video of Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee’s honeymoon and you will see how much fun having sex on Lake Mead can be.



Unfortunately, my days of partying on the lake look to be numbered. With how fast Lake Mead's water level is dropping, I don’t know if a marina on the reservoir will even be feasible in 3 to 4 years. The marina keeps getting pushed further and further into the lake. A recent episode of Sin City Outdoors on YouTube documented the trials of a guy whose houseboat got stranded on the shore as the lake rapidly dropped overnight. That would be a nightmare. I have looked at moving my houseboat to Lake Powell, but it would be very costly and just not the same. Lake Powell is way out in the middle of nowhere with no local source of strippers and sugar babies to bring out for a day on the houseboat. I don’t know what I am going to do, but one thing is certain. Over the next few years, I am going to boat bang as many young sluts as possible. Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!

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