Reviews

First off, it is a bikini bar with 3 stages of women dancing in bikinis for singles or more if you have it. Been a couple of years since i've been to this club, though…

It’s been a few years, but I found myself at O’Hare with a long layover, so thought I would see what was going on at HB. Glad I did! I think the cover…

I checked out this spot for the first time last month but I'll try to recall for any visitors. First off, cover wasn't bad, I believe it ran me $10. I walked in and the…

I visited this club over the course of a weekend, in November. I have been there numerous times over the years and try to pop in and check things out. I had plenty…

Pizza got a minor upgrade. So there's that, I guess.

Sad that the first comment I can think about is the crummy free pizza is a bit less crummy than it used to be.

Girls don't…

In the area for work figured i'd stop in since its been about 6 months. Was not dissapointed.

Used the text deal off their website to enter half price. Not bad. There were 6 girls working…

I stopped into HB recently on a Friday night a little after 11pm and I can't say that I was too impressed. I heard from a co-worker that the dancers had now become mainly…

My girlfriend and I attended a theater performance downtown Chicago, then decided to visit a strip club as we usually do. This time we chose Heavenly Bodies.

Upon arriving, the parking lot had a few spaces…

Went in the afternoon on a Tuesday and got a dance from a smoking hot girl named McKenzie. Was only 4 or 5 dancers working, and McKenzie was by far the hottest. Had…

Decided to check this place out again, with the text you get in free before 1 pm. Tipped a black girl named Sage who was dancing on stage when I came in, I was…

So, haven't been here in a while. Stopped by in the afternoon, and should have gone else where. Place was empty and freezing. Two of the 5-6 ladies walked up to talk…

I decided to stop in to HB recently after work. My last couple of visits had been disappointing but I decided to try again because I keep thinking that things will improve. Unfortunately,…