Reviews

The dancers at this club come in all forms. Black, white, Asian, and Hispanic. Tall, short, curvy to petite. The dancers are not topless while walking the floor or on stage. When you get a…

While this club differs from what many expect, the dancers on the floor are never topless. Nor are they topless on stage. When you are viewing the hot ladies, nothing is unclothed and all of…

I've been here in the past but it's been a few years so I thought I would give it a go as I remembered that it usually has a decent number of dancers on a…

So, it has been quite a while since my last visit to bodies. I usually club alone when I can take a moment from wife and kids. I usually go to blackjacks as there can…

It has been over a year since I visited HBs. Happened to be in the area and thought I would grab lunch a few beers and a few lap dances. I recalled now why I…

The building itself isn't much and isn't flashy. The inside is predictably dark with some good lighting and a solid sound system. There's 3 stages (1 main in the middle and 2 side…

I went to this place last Saturday. The parking lot is big and I easily found a place to park. I paid $10 cover and had to check my coat. This place…

Stopped into hbs a few hours before my flight out of ohare....This club is really unique...Some ways good, and some ways not. Back in the day, about 5+ years or so the beer was…

The was reasonably crowded after Monday night football maybe 10 dancers and 30 patrons The usual conditions prevailed. A few hot dancers. A few averages ones. The wait…

This club is one of the best that Chicago has to offer. It is located south of the city and conveniently off 294. The dances on stage are either topless or bikini at…

I spent most of the evening with my CF, but there's some new talent! An MILF spinner named Lizzette. She said she only works Fri and Sat night so that's the time to see her,…

Heavenly Bodies should be given an award for most effective use of interior lighting! Anytime you enter a club from bright sunshine until afternoon, you end up feeling blinded in the dark when you…

I hit up quite a few spots over the past few days to re-determine who is my present favorite. I think the vibes of clubs ebb and flow so frequently that you fav one week…

I went on a Thursday afternoon, and there was only one dancer I knew, so she monopolized my time. And a good thing, because the quality of the new girls on this visit was quite…

Went in on a Sunday night after landing at O'hare. The inside isn't bad as far as clubs in this area goes, easily the best club within convenience of O'hare. There's a large stage in…

The good things about this place: Some of the dancers are lookers and fun. Dances are cheap Drinks are cheap Its self park, and its located in a normal/safe area The bad things about this club: Service is poor, mediocre at…

I usually visit in the day as that's when my regulars work, but I was in the neighborhood last night so I popped in to see how the other half lives. I had a great…

Strike three for this club. Used to be a great club: friendly, lots of pretty girls, good lap dances, private rooms. Best of all you received a great value for your money.…

So I went here with some friends for the first time the other night. Upon walking in, I was a immediately disappointed with the look and feel. But after a while, it started to be…

This club is a bikini club but the girls go topless during private dances. The dances generally are pretty good with some one way touching....don't try and touch any of the dancers' off limit…

HB is the only club that's anywhere near where I live, so I've gone several times. Sometimes I've been disappointed, but really it's important to be patient and discriminating. There are girls here…

Made the visit with coworkers the following week after the 4th. We were all able to get free entry by joining Hb's text club. Drinks with house liquor are still $1.50 and most beers range…

It was a pretty slow day, even for a Monday but one of my regulars was there so I had a great time. I saw a couple new faces of interest too; not the usual…

I went into Heavenly Bodies shortly after lunch. they allowed me in free if I texted them and asked them to text me back , which they never did. There were originally three dancers working…

Travel was supposed to take me into Michigan, within shouting distance of Detroit, but plans got derailed and I ended up only going as far as Chicago. Half-literally from the Penthouse to the outhouse.…