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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Reviews

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published 7 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies Review
reviewed by
lmgol075

6.0

Was in the area recently with some friends and after a late lunch and some drinking we decided we wanted to go spend some time at a strip club. Since we were within 15 minutes…

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published 7 yrs ago
Ho humm
reviewed by
jthmq1

4.3

I stopped here about once a month. Things have changed, instead of being $10 to get in, now they ask you to pay $10 or 15 if you pay time they want you to text…

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published 7 yrs ago
I like this place
reviewed by
bing3000

8.0

I like HB the booze is cheap and i dig the girls. Allot of them are amateur like just beginning their stripping career or dabbling see if they like it. Especially shot girls. I agree…

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published 7 yrs ago
Random Monday
reviewed by
Kenlsd

8.3

Me and my friend went there on a random Monday night. Didn't expect much but with the free membership we get in on Monday's for free so why not? It was ok the girls were…

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published 7 yrs ago
Pleasantly surprised
reviewed by
bobo74

8.3

It had been almost 5 years since I had been here and while as a whole the entrance, stages, whole 1st floor hasnt changed much they had a whole 2nd floor and dance options…

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published 7 yrs ago
Good Afternoon
reviewed by
rockstar666

9.3

Afternoons can be hit or miss but yesterday was a hit. A nice variety of dancers this time as opposed to the all too frequent collection of overweight white girl frumps. I saw at least…

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published 7 yrs ago
Trending slightly lower, with enough bright spots remaining
reviewed by
kenrodchitown

6.3

I've been coming to HBs for day shift every few months for maybe the past three years. In that time, it feels like dancer quality on average has dropped marginally, with cover recently increasing from…

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published 7 yrs ago
Things Went From Bad to Worse
reviewed by
JasonVoorhees

4.7

I've been here a bunch the last seven years or so. I am a happy go lucky person that tries to have fun no matter the situation. This place seemed to be on…

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published 7 yrs ago
Decent Time, but nothing special
reviewed by
czmilt7724

5.0

Came up here after work to see what the place was like, but i wasn't too impressed. The club layout was actually pretty reasonable, seemed cleaner than some of the other clubs i've been…

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published 7 yrs ago
There's been a change
reviewed by
VX1100

8.3

I've been going here for years but not too much this past years. Finances have been tight. Stopped in last Friday and they have changed the cover charge from $10 to $20 so…

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published 7 yrs ago
Club name is a tip-off
reviewed by
YahooSerious

4.7

Late afternoon/early Friday evening the place was very busy and lots of girls and occassionally were running three stages and also entertaining birthday boys. Dancer turnover is pretty high here - I think the…

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published 7 yrs ago
Lackluster
reviewed by
DickJohnson

5.3

Heavenly bodies has been around forever and it is located near ohare airport. This club used to be a fun place but appears to be in a downturn,however, my visit was during the day so…