Reviews

I bid adieu to my afternoon CF and stuck around for the evening. As usual, the quality of dancer is noticeably higher. I can't remember too many names, but there were several black girls and…

This joint has gone significantly down in the last few years. Drink prices are best in the country, however the dancers are some of the worst! At most places there are a few dancers that…

I'd say that your time at Heavenly Bodies can be hit or miss, but in this case it was a hit! Went after work so early evening, not too crowded. Maybe 10 or so…

I've been going to HB's for many years. First understand that Chicago area strip clubs are pretty weak. On the other hand, because I have been going here for a long time I know a…

I visit the area for work monthly and always squeeze a visit here. Dancers are mostly white but always has a black or Latina on shift (love having some type of variety). Entry is $10…

I was looking over my hotlist and trying to see if my last review matched my last outings and they didn't so obviously I hadn't told you about my last time out. My best last…

Like most guys, I prefer natural breasts, but as a group, the dancers working Thursday afternoon really needed some work. Most were plain looking, 20 lbs over weight, bad body tone in general and small…

A friend of mine was in town and his hotel was near O'hare, so he wanted to go club not too far from where he was staying. I normally like to go the the…

Went here on a Saturday night. Got there around 830. $10 to get in. There's free pizza, kinda stale. Only about 5 or so girls at that time, but that soon grew to 15 or…

There are not many options on the NW side of Chicago, but I have checked this place out a few times. The beer prices are amazing, only 1.50. The waitresses are really friendly,…

HBs was and is a good starting point for dancers that seems to be common theme then they "graduate" to "real" strip clubs. The free food, free views, and Cheap drinks keep this place…

Traveling out of state from O'Hare and made the stop at the HB's to see if I could get my groove on before I made that 2 hour flight in the sardine can. Geez,…

I haven't been to the club in a couple months, and a new wrinkle is dollar shots of premium booze for an hour in the late afternoon. They are small but it's still a pretty…

This is a review of a visit from about 3 weeks ago. I haven't been at H.B. in awhile so with nothing to do one night and being nearby I thought that I would…

I had a great time at HB's for my 21st. I was brought up on stage and given quite a show. I had my boxers ripped off while my pants were still on and a…

A pretty nice place to visit. I was in town for business and decided to make a stop over here. It's pretty convenient because its so close to O'hare airport. I had some friends that…

Decided to try the place out. Like the title says, the place was not too bad. I went in, they checked my coat and hat, gave me a token after paying the entrance fee, and…

I used to go to HB at least once a week. Now it's barely a couple of times a month because of the lack of quality options to get dances from. I go…

$10 cover, they hand you a subway style token and then you go through a turn-style gate. Domestic Beers were $5, Shots were $2 from the shot girls, or $5 for a booby shot (they…

I checked out HB's club web page, now don't get me wrong, this place probably is my favorite club, but the web page doesn't reflect the club in any way. Although they did some…

I unexpectedly popped by the club for the first time in several months for a drink and say 'hi' to anyone I might happen to know. It was pretty empty but the girls that were…

Out to HB I did venture Seeking a grind, Needing drink mixtures Free parking and a ten-dollar cover fee the place dark and inviting enticing me me me Beers are cheap A buck fifty apiece Mixed drinks too At a price sure…

I do not recommend this strip club. There are many others in the Chicago area that are a better. The girls are average to below average looking. The private rooms are not very comfortable. I…

Stopped by Friday night after work and nothing out of the ordinary this visit...same crowd always decent size and the music is always to my liking. I think more then any other club, to me,…

So I arrived right before the evening shift started and what I do like about the HB is that they have an evening parade of the dancers with the DJ announcing their name with…