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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Reviews

review
published 7 yrs ago
Busy Tuesday
reviewed by
rockstar666

9.0

I'd written how a Tuesday afternoon was pretty dead, but yesterday couldn't have been more the opposite. there was a pretty good crowd and plenty of girls to go around. Some pretty new faces, and…

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published 7 yrs ago
sat night after midnight
reviewed by
almister

3.0

Just flew into ohare and checked into a nearby hotel and figured what the heck, got nothing to do till i fly out tomorrow lets checkout the nearest club. Parking lot had a decent…

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published 7 yrs ago
Been a few months
reviewed by
brian2240

8.0

First time here since the summer. Overall the dancer quality was better than it has been, but sometimes it's just good to be away from a club while turnover changes the scenery. I…

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published 7 yrs ago
Great time
reviewed by
towelking

9.0

Price changed think its 10 during day and maybe 15-20 for night. Parking seems safe, staff seems very professional. Girls may not all be 10s but i prefer an 8 with grinding than a 10…

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published 7 yrs ago
Didn’t get a dance
reviewed by
jthmq1

7.0

OK I was at the club last month and had a really good time. The club always has a group of customers and about 6 to 8 girls working. There are two dances either two…

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published 7 yrs ago
Nice Food Choices
reviewed by
garye144

6.0

I haven't been at HB for over a year so I decided to check it out a couple of weeks ago. I now remember why I haven't been there recently. The best…

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published 7 yrs ago
Not so Heavenly
reviewed by
PaxsonFor3

5.3

Have heard the commercials for years of this place and never came in.

Well we got in and I couldn’t believe who they allow to dance. I mean come on. One girl looked like she…

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published 7 yrs ago
It was ok
reviewed by
Jerry87

6.3

Stopped by recently on a Wednesday night. I haven't been here in quite a while, probably a year or so. Nothing has really changed in terms of physically. The dancers however, didn't impress very much…

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published 7 yrs ago
Avoid..I'm No Longer A Shill
reviewed by
rockstar666

4.0

I've gone here for over 20 years and have spent $10K+ a year here but no more. I was kicked out for a "normal" activity that this no extras club has always allowed. Something has…

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published 7 yrs ago
A lot for your money!
reviewed by
Kellyfox

8.3

This place is cheap cheap cheap! You can get $1.50 drinks and there are .50 beers on certain days of the week. There are so many different girls to choose from. A lot of the…

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published 7 yrs ago
Worth the visit anytime
reviewed by
railroadguy

9.3

As other reviewers have mentioned, this is a bikini club, not a topless club. It's also the first club in the Chicago area that I've been to, so I only have clubs in other areas…

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published 7 yrs ago
Sunday
reviewed by
rockstar666

9.3

One of my regulars said I should try Sunday, because unlike Fri and Sat nights, Sunday is more like a weekday afternoon as far as being more laid back in general. So for the first…