Heavenly Bodies
Closed
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Reviews
Submit a ReviewMoney to burn and no dancers...
Money to burn and no dancers to party with. This club seems to be sliding down hill. I actually hope the club manager and owners read this review. I used to really…
arousedexec
Jun 24, 2015, 12:00 AM
If you're looking to just chill...
If you're looking to just chill around, get cheap drinks, and not look a whole lot for dancing, this is the club for you.
Otherwise you should look elsewhere.
Be aware, this is a bikini bar, so…
SpaceRocksMars
Jun 17, 2015, 12:00 AM
Went on a Tuesday night. ...
Went on a Tuesday night. Good experience, easy to stay on budget, but don’t expect extras. They have a tiered system for girls, 2-3 purely waitresses/bartenders, 10 drink girls, 4-5 pole dancers.…
profret
Jun 15, 2015, 12:00 AM
Visited last Saturday and was hoping...
Visited last Saturday and was hoping to find a place near Ohare without heading Downtown or to the South Side. Only 10 minutes from the airport. Was I ever disappointed. The club is old and…
DenverSteve
Jun 10, 2015, 12:00 AM
Friday afternoon before Memorial Day might...
Friday afternoon before Memorial Day might have been dead, but in fact the place was quite busy. One of my regular dancers said she didn't know anyone though; none of her regulars were there besides…
rockstar666
May 26, 2015, 12:00 AM
I’ve been here a few times,...
I’ve been here a few times, both during the day and at night. It is really the only strip club in the area, and being in a pretty good location, it can get crowded. The…
jaman111
May 25, 2015, 12:00 AM
I have been to HB many...
I have been to HB many of times. It's my favorite club..do to its great dollar value and close proximity to where I live. Anyways..... you can always get in for free if you…
skrippalover
May 24, 2015, 12:00 AM
I think its a Nice club...
I think its a Nice club with lots of dancers on a saturday night. It's $20 to get in they usually have a food bar. It gets really busy so make sure you get there…
tuscl
May 22, 2015, 12:00 AM
I visited on a Monday during...
I visited on a Monday during lunchtime. They only had three dancers on shift, and they were spending about half of their time in the VIP, so there were long stretches with no dancer on…
TheGentleman
May 21, 2015, 12:00 AM
This is place is not worth...
This is place is not worth the money, when you get inside you pay like 10 or 15 i don't remember, then its like 1-2 dollars for the coat, after you get inside you would…
1 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(ReplyToCraig)
alex902
May 17, 2015, 12:00 AM
Went on a Saturday afternoon. Wasn't...
Went on a Saturday afternoon. Wasn't very crowded, which is something I want to get more personal time with the strippers. The best part of this club is that everything is cheap!
Bottle beer is only…
SpaceRocksMars
Apr 27, 2015, 12:00 AM
Have not been to a club...
Have not been to a club in over a month, not as many opportunities to go this past month, so I was near O'Hare and decided to swing into HB's since I had a few…
heshootsandscores
Apr 27, 2015, 12:00 AM
So I will start by saying...
So I will start by saying I am a semi regular here...that should tell you a bit about how I feel about this club. You don't become a regular unless you like a place.
First,…
slickvick0303
Apr 27, 2015, 12:00 AM
When I visit SCs, I tend...
When I visit SCs, I tend to prefer those that I feel the need to shower when I get home. I prefer somewhat seedy, high mileage, extras-type clubs. Or, at least, VHM clubs…
pensionking
Apr 22, 2015, 12:00 AM
Monday afternoons are slow so there's...
Monday afternoons are slow so there's often a lot of new girls, because the veterans take Monday as an off day. So it's buyer beware when buying dances. Be sure you get an idea of…
rockstar666
Apr 14, 2015, 12:00 AM
I went there on a weekday...
I went there on a weekday unplanned when I happened to pass by this place and my GPS alerted me based on my interest setting.
I moved from San Francisco see my reviews there cribbing…
AAR
Mar 6, 2015, 12:00 AM
Lots of "girl next door" type...
Lots of "girl next door" type talent Tuesday night. The place was fairly empty but the few hotties still managed to spend their time with regulars, so I just hung out at the bar and…
rockstar666
Feb 18, 2015, 12:00 AM
This is a three stage club...
This is a three stage club with a handful of suburban girls dancing at any given time. The appeal? If youre looking to eat some pretty good bar food, drink a few drinks, and…
moehollywood
Feb 11, 2015, 12:00 AM
After passing this place for years...
After passing this place for years decided to give it a try. Coat checks were required on entering the club, which made me think it was a more upscale place than it…
1 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(ReplyToCraig)
Tat2lou2
Feb 2, 2015, 12:00 AM
I went here for my last...
I went here for my last birthday party and plan to come here again. The girls are top-notch. You have girls of different shapes, sizes, and ethnicities to fit any guy's taste. I came here…
Baller93
Jan 31, 2015, 12:00 AM
So, I had some extra time...
So, I had some extra time and I went to HB. Printed off of their website a free lunch special, so there was no cover and free food and non-alcoholic drinks. (The beer is cheap…
chayasora
Jan 28, 2015, 12:00 AM
It has been a while since...
It has been a while since visiting HB but it was always my favorite in Chicago area because although stage dances were usually bikini on, the lap dances were the best in the area. And,…
Gold007
Jan 27, 2015, 12:00 AM
HB is a great time if...
HB is a great time if you do not have a ton of money, want to relax and drink for cheap, and get some topless dances on the side. HB is a 3 stage club…
clone23
Jan 24, 2015, 12:00 AM
Stopped by here on a Friday...
Stopped by here on a Friday night on my own whilst in brief transit limbo. It's close to the airport but not great transport options without a car. I stayed in a motel right next…
BadgerSF
Jan 23, 2015, 12:00 AM
I went Tuesday night at 8...
I went Tuesday night at 8 was somewhat disappointed. Way too many 'girl next door' types with limited conversational skills and not a lot of physical beauty. There were about 3-4 girls I did want…
rockstar666
Jan 21, 2015, 12:00 AM


