Cloakroom Reviews

Cloakroom is the club I frequent most often and there are a number of reasons why. First off, I like the variety and diversity of the dancers better than the other clubs in the area. There’s a little something for everyone. Speaking of the dancers, I find them to...

Got stuck in the area on a layover, thought I would explore the scene. Did not know about the restrictions in DC, may not have gone out.

My experience - bouncer advised me of a $20 cover, and once I agreed invited me in and directed me up the stairs...

It was my first time visiting this place since it opened up last year. It's located not too far from Chinatown and the Convention Center, and is on a street with some nice restaurants. Fairly safe area, but you might watch your back if it's after midnight.

Anyways, I walked...

Stopped in to reward myself after completing a certification. It was near my hotel so I figured what the heck, it’s a short walk. It was a Tuesday night so I didn’t expect much. Bouncers were extremely friendly and professional. One gave me a mini-tour as it was my...

My evening started at Bluejacket before a Nats game. It was there that a cute asian chick in a largely see-through halter top caught my eye. As she left, she and her colleagues stopped by our table and gave us their cards / slash free admission to the...

On my visit to DC, I knew there were two clubs that I especially wanted to visit: this place and a black club that both have lap dances, nudity, booty shaking, and alcohol.

I took the metro to get to this club, but it appeared that there was sufficient street parking...

Ok. Finally checked out this place after the reviews on here and online. Came around 10 pm and thought it would be pretty empty. I was wrong. Before that, was able to find parking around corner with no fee which was cool. Entrance is small and paid 20 bucks...

If you're looking for a comfortable place to hang out this is it. First thing to note, the bag check is free which is a big thing for the DC crowd. I was greeted by a very friendly host named Evo. The women consisted of a great mix of ethnicity...

I went late on a saturday night and it was packed. The layout was a little odd, felt a lot smaller on the inside than it looks from the outside. On the main floor, there's one large stage with two poles. For most of the night, two dancers...

This club reopened in 2018 with the goal of bringing the high class Vegas style club to DC. With the lights, music, and women, I’d say that it comes pretty close. The place is clean without any traces of trashy. There are two floors with an impressive moving light fixture...

Was in DC for business and went to a Capitals game. The Cloakroom is within walking distance of Capital One Arena and the metro, so that's great.

After walking through the door, a security guy checked my ID and spoke into his wireless mic "one coming up". There are a...

Club has been described, layout/ambiance etc. What has not been clear is what happens in the upstairs VIP. Here to tell you it is worth it and surpasses anything else in DC. $100 for 10 minutes gets full two way contact, the only catch being it is done with pasties....

I was in the DC area recently and decided to check out this club. This was my first time in a DC club so I’m not sure how it compares. I got there around 9 PM so I wasn’t sure what to expect.

When you first enter you go up some...

Cloak reopened this summer and is a unique spot in the DC club scene. The layout on the second floor (main floor) is a bar, several small tables and several table dance couches.

Private dances are upstairs. They were $100 for 10 minutes when I was there and well worth...

Despite living in DC for years I go to Baltimore for strip clubs because the DC ones have so far been uninspiring. I went to Cloakroom on a whim when I realized it was a block away from where I was then and I loved it. Super nice interior, great...

So I reviewed this place after it reopened, but they deleted that page along with my review. So I’ll review it again here.
Went to this place once before the building collapsed and just returned now that they’ve rebuilt and were out in dC handing out free admission passes. ...

Not sure what happens, but by 8pm on Sun night, only a handful of dancers are working, and the DJ is only switching dancers almost every 20-30min. It was not busy even until 10pm. It seems to me they are having issues with scheduling, and some of the dancers were...

Stopped in to check out the newly reopened cloakroom around 12:30 on a Tuesday. The place is really nice and it looks like they spent a lot of money on it. There is one center stage with a bar around it, and seating with tables around the edges. There is...

Just left. 3o+ Dancers. So I spent a couple hundo and didn’t get anything special. Drinks felt like they were close to $20 each. A dancer talked to me for 10 minutes and then the waitress came around and I felt like I had to buy her a drink. A...

This past Monday and Tuesday marked Cloakroom’s “Grand Opening” with performances by Stormy Daniels. With Ms. Daniels safely out of DC, I stopped by Thursday to see an old favorite who now dances there. Cloakroom had been closed since the building partially collapsed in 2014, and began a...

I entered this review at a prior listing but it got taken down and now this new one listing for this club is up. is up. So I’ll repeat it with a couple of additional insights.

This is a reopening of the club after a four year interval when...

This is a reopening of the club after a four year interval when it had to close due to the collapse of the building next door. From the pics on the FB page it appears to have been gutted completely and rebuilt from the ground up with only the front...

This is a reopening of the club after a four year interval when it had to close due to the collapse of the building next door. From the pics on the FB page it appears to have been gutted completely and rebuilt from the ground up with only the front...

Went to this place once before the building collapsed and just returned now that they’ve rebuilt and we’re out in dC handing out free admission passes (apparently there’s a $20 cover charge). Didn’t really care for it before, and not much is any different. The layout is mostly...

Hope it reopens. It was the best option in a city of poor options. Girls were hot and pretty friendly, loved sitting at the bar and tossing cash over the bar and onto the stage. drinks were spendy, but if you're nice and tip well, they pour very heavy. Three...