Reviews

Went on a weekday evening around 8 pm. Got a drink pretty quickly. There were only about 8 dancers working at the time. It was a chill environment. No one cam and pestered me for…

Visited on a weekend trip to DC from New York. It's in a pretty good location, very accessible by Metro. The club itself is decently spaced out. The chair section can get a little cramped but…

Things were pretty dead for a Thursday night, but decide to hit up Cloakroom ahead of a dinner meeting. Layout has been discussed and nothing stood out as being significantly different since my visit a…

Back in DC for work. Last time I was here, I visited Camelot and thought it was a decent time. This time I’m staying a walking distance away from Cloackroom so decided to check it…

This gentleman’s club located in the Mount Vernon Square area in Washington, DC has been in operation for about three years. It looks like being remodeled from a warehouse; despite the decor and the advertisement,…

I went to Cloakroom DC after dinner around 8 PM. The guy in the front stopped me and asked if I had a belt on, I was wearing fishing pants. It seems they're all about…

Washington, D.C. Friday night. On a DC strip club journey, first stop. You know what for better or worse, whatever happens I really dig places where you can strip club hop on foot. It turns…

I visited Cloakroom for the first time recently. I hate going into DC, and know that the clubs are pretty bad, but took one for the team. The neighborhood is fairly busy and…

The Cloakroom is a classy 'gentlemans club' that delivers on expectations. Upon walking in there were two hot girls dancing on stage, fully nude. Cover is $20 and beers are $14 and mixed…

I stopped into Cloakroom on a recent weeknight. $20 cover. It was early evening and there were very few customers there but there were 20+ dancers. They kept the main stage active despite the lack…

Cloakroom is what you’d get from an algorithm designed to create the feel of an upscale strip club. There are the requisite doormen, pretty barmaids, expensive drinks, fancy interior design complete with color-changing LED lights,…

I was in dc having dinner with some non-club friends and afterwards a couple suggested we go to cloakroom. I feigned innocence and said sure, knowing it was dc and there wasn’t much debauchery to…