Reviews

Back in DC for work. Last time I was here, I visited Camelot and thought it was a decent time. This time I’m staying a walking distance away from Cloackroom so decided to check it…

This gentleman’s club located in the Mount Vernon Square area in Washington, DC has been in operation for about three years.

It looks like being remodeled from a warehouse; despite the decor and the advertisement,…

I went to Cloakroom DC after dinner around 8 PM. The guy in the front stopped me and asked if I had a belt on, I was wearing fishing pants. It seems they're all about…

Washington, D.C. Friday night. On a DC strip club journey, first stop. You know what for better or worse, whatever happens I really dig places where you can strip club hop on foot. It turns…

I visited Cloakroom for the first time recently. I hate going into DC, and know that the clubs are pretty bad, but took one for the team. The neighborhood is fairly busy and…

The Cloakroom is a classy 'gentlemans club' that delivers on expectations. Upon walking in there were two hot girls dancing on stage, fully nude. Cover is $20 and beers are $14 and mixed…

I stopped into Cloakroom on a recent weeknight. $20 cover. It was early evening and there were very few customers there but there were 20+ dancers. They kept the main stage active despite the lack…

Cloakroom is what you’d get from an algorithm designed to create the feel of an upscale strip club. There are the requisite doormen, pretty barmaids, expensive drinks, fancy interior design complete with color-changing LED lights,…

I was in dc having dinner with some non-club friends and afterwards a couple suggested we go to cloakroom. I feigned innocence and said sure, knowing it was dc and there wasn’t much debauchery to…

Cloakroom is near the Mount Vernon Triangle area of DC. It's across the street from BarTaco, a LAZ parking lot, and a 7-11. It's a fairly busy/bustling place, with a lot of restaurants…

The Cloakroom is a pretty classy joint. Definitely feels high end, but has some annoying policies, some of which are just the laws of DC, I assume.

Bouncer scans ID outside and directs you upstairs. The…

After briefly stopping in at Good Guys Club (not our style) and Archibald’s (completely dead) my wife and I took an Uber over to the Cloakroom on a Thursday night.

Outside of the building is pretty…