Reviews

Visited Cloakroom on a Friday. The club was decently busy but did have 1-2 open seats at the bar when we arrived shortly after 9 PM. The club got significantly more busy after the Capitals…

Hit up the Cloak room after a Sunday Funday of March Madness viewing - admittedly I came into the joint tipsy, which, spoiler alert, led to a pricey nightcap! It was $20 cover to enter -…

Was in DC for work and decided to stop by Cloakroom. It was a Sunday night and several other strip clubs in the city were closed. There’s a doorman out front who asks…

Tucked away on the inside of a brick building that looks like nothing much on the outside save for a tall man sitting on a stool, my friends and I stumbled upon the…

1st time there, cover was $20. There was 1 elongated dance area behind a bar, which was near full with ~10 stools including some dancers talking to PL's. There were some tables behind the bar…

Where do I start... First is the set up. What kind of a strip club doesn't have chairs around where the strippers are? It is so awkward having to walk up and throw…

Things I like: wide variety of girls - different ethnicities and different breast sizes. I’m a white meat guy. And they are nude. I’m not use to places that are nude and serve alcohol. There…

I went on a tuesday night at 8pm (when they open) with a work buddy during a trip.  Located on the second level of the  building above a restaurant we were met at the door…

Was walking by this place after an evening work event, and decided to stop in to check it out. It's on the second floor above a restaurant, with a sports bar above it. Doorman scanned…

Went on a weekday evening around 8 pm. Got a drink pretty quickly. There were only about 8 dancers working at the time. It was a chill environment. No one cam and pestered me for…

Visited on a weekend trip to DC from New York. It's in a pretty good location, very accessible by Metro. The club itself is decently spaced out. The chair section can get a little cramped but…

Things were pretty dead for a Thursday night, but decide to hit up Cloakroom ahead of a dinner meeting. Layout has been discussed and nothing stood out as being significantly different since my visit a…