Reviews

I was in dc having dinner with some non-club friends and afterwards a couple suggested we go to cloakroom. I feigned innocence and said sure, knowing it was dc and there wasn’t much debauchery to…

Cloakroom is near the Mount Vernon Triangle area of DC. It's across the street from BarTaco, a LAZ parking lot, and a 7-11. It's a fairly busy/bustling place, with a lot of restaurants…

The Cloakroom is a pretty classy joint. Definitely feels high end, but has some annoying policies, some of which are just the laws of DC, I assume. Bouncer scans ID outside and directs you upstairs. The…

After briefly stopping in at Good Guys Club (not our style) and Archibald’s (completely dead) my wife and I took an Uber over to the Cloakroom on a Thursday night. Outside of the building is pretty…

Very nice, clean and upscale looking venue. Standard mixed clientele,standard strip club music, maybe less rap than some places. No dress code to my knowledge (I was wearing a tshirt/jeans/sneakers), But probably like most clubs,…

Went to the cloakroom while in DC for a conference. I have heard that DC clubs aren’t worth the money, and overall I would have to agree. However, I still enjoyed the club and it…

I decided to stop in on a Wednesday evening. I got to the door just before they started charging cover at 6pm. I’m glad I did because I thought I heard the cover was more…

Cloak Room (CR) is a really upscale club right in the heart of DC - within 5 min walk of Convention Center so very accessible for visitors. Neighborhood is 'totally' safe. Entrance, at…

I had visited here before and was turned off by the $20 cover charge before ordering a +$10 drink. Also I had visited early in the evening and there was only one or two women…

Cloakroom is the club I frequent most often and there are a number of reasons why. First off, I like the variety and diversity of the dancers better than the other clubs in the area.…

Got stuck in the area on a layover, thought I would explore the scene. Did not know about the restrictions in DC, may not have gone out. My experience - bouncer advised me of a…

It was my first time visiting this place since it opened up last year. It's located not too far from Chinatown and the Convention Center, and is on a street with some nice restaurants. Fairly…

Stopped in to reward myself after completing a certification. It was near my hotel so I figured what the heck, it’s a short walk. It was a Tuesday night so I didn’t expect much.…

My evening started at Bluejacket before a Nats game. It was there that a cute asian chick in a largely see-through halter top caught my eye. As she left, she and her colleagues…

On my visit to DC, I knew there were two clubs that I especially wanted to visit: this place and a black club that both have lap dances, nudity, booty shaking, and alcohol. I took the…

Ok. Finally checked out this place after the reviews on here and online. Came around 10 pm and thought it would be pretty empty. I was wrong. Before that, was able to find parking…

If you're looking for a comfortable place to hang out this is it. First thing to note, the bag check is free which is a big thing for the DC crowd. I was greeted by…

I went late on a saturday night and it was packed. The layout was a little odd, felt a lot smaller on the inside than it looks from the outside. On the main floor,…

This club reopened in 2018 with the goal of bringing the high class Vegas style club to DC. With the lights, music, and women, I’d say that it comes pretty close. The place is clean…

Was in DC for business and went to a Capitals game. The Cloakroom is within walking distance of Capital One Arena and the metro, so that's great. After walking through the door, a security guy…

Club has been described, layout/ambiance etc. What has not been clear is what happens in the upstairs VIP. Here to tell you it is worth it and surpasses anything else in DC. $100 for 10…

I was in the DC area recently and decided to check out this club. This was my first time in a DC club so I’m not sure how it compares. I got there around 9…

Cloak reopened this summer and is a unique spot in the DC club scene. The layout on the second floor (main floor) is a bar, several small tables and several table dance couches. Private dances…

Despite living in DC for years I go to Baltimore for strip clubs because the DC ones have so far been uninspiring. I went to Cloakroom on a whim when I realized it was a…

So I reviewed this place after it reopened, but they deleted that page along with my review. So I’ll review it again here. Went to this place once before the building collapsed and just returned…