Very DC - overpriced and underdelivered, but probably someplace I will return to

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., DC

Awful time and I will not be back. I showed up on a Tuesday night around 9 pm and paid a $20 cover. The place must have just opened because nobody was on stage and…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, NY

I went to this place twice over three nights (Monday and Wednesday) with similar experiences on both nights. I was staying on the other side of Times Square and this place was a 15…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, MN

In from out of town and decided to visit this place on a Wednesday. I had been here once before on a Monday and it was dead but the vibe was good and I figured…

I was visiting DC and Cloakroom came up as a a recommended option for a fun club to visit. I decided to go give it a shot and see what is it about. Found the…

Dancer quality was solid but not mind-blowing. 7-8 range mostly, a couple legit 9s that were getting swarmed the second they stepped off stage. Mix of body types (mostly on the skinnier side, a couple…

This was my first visit to the Cloakroom. I've been to Mpire and Archibalds before. Cloakroom was the better experience. The dancers were more uniformly attractive with a mix of ethnicities and sizes: a fit…

Dropped by Cloakroom while in DC for the weekend. Been a few years since my last visit and wanted to see how things were holding up, and as far as I have found it is…