Cloakroom Reviews

1st time there, cover was $20. There was 1 elongated dance area behind a bar, which was near full with ~10 stools including some dancers talking to PL's. There were some tables behind the bar where I sat, so your view was a bit far, looking beyond the bar in...

Where do I start... First is the set up. What kind of a strip club doesn't have chairs around where the strippers are? It is so awkward having to walk up and throw 1 dollar bills at the strippers and just stand there. They have got to...

Things I like: wide variety of girls - different ethnicities and different breast sizes. I’m a white meat guy. And they are nude. I’m not use to places that are nude and serve alcohol. There are three places you can sit. Right against the stage where you can throw your...

I went on a tuesday night at 8pm (when they open) with a work buddy during a trip.  Located on the second level of the  building above a restaurant we were met at the door by a bouncer duo who checked id's and directed us to the entrance of the club. ...

Was walking by this place after an evening work event, and decided to stop in to check it out. It's on the second floor above a restaurant, with a sports bar above it.

Doorman scanned my ID and directed me to the back stairs and elevator. Got to the...

Went on a weekday evening around 8 pm. Got a drink pretty quickly. There were only about 8 dancers working at the time. It was a chill environment. No one cam and pestered me for a dance or anything, so you could sit back and enjoy the stage show. There...

Visited on a weekend trip to DC from New York.

It's in a pretty good location, very accessible by Metro. The club itself is decently spaced out. The chair section can get a little cramped but it gives a good view of the dancers. The high chair section is further away...

Things were pretty dead for a Thursday night, but decide to hit up Cloakroom ahead of a dinner meeting. Layout has been discussed and nothing stood out as being significantly different since my visit a few years ago. Only addition is they now have a sports book on the rooftop,...

Back in DC for work. Last time I was here, I visited Camelot and thought it was a decent time. This time I’m staying a walking distance away from Cloackroom so decided to check it out on a Wednesday and Thursday night. Review below covers both days.

There is security right...

This gentleman’s club located in the Mount Vernon Square area in Washington, DC has been in operation for about three years.

It looks like being remodeled from a warehouse; despite the decor and the advertisement, it smells of fresh paint and cheap furnishings.

That said, it’s a decent club for the...

I went to Cloakroom DC after dinner around 8 PM. The guy in the front stopped me and asked if I had a belt on, I was wearing fishing pants. It seems they're all about the dress code there, so lucky for me, my pants had a built-in belt, and...

Washington, D.C. Friday night. On a DC strip club journey, first stop. You know what for better or worse, whatever happens I really dig places where you can strip club hop on foot. It turns into a whole adventure and you don't have to worry about drinking so much. Anyway...

I visited Cloakroom for the first time recently. I hate going into DC, and know that the clubs are pretty bad, but took one for the team. The neighborhood is fairly busy and safe even late at night. I saw multiple police cars and security guards outside....

The Cloakroom is a classy 'gentlemans club' that delivers on expectations. Upon walking in there were two hot girls dancing on stage, fully nude. Cover is $20 and beers are $14 and mixed drinks $20.

I was soon approached by a smoking hot tall, thin ebony girl who sat...

I stopped into Cloakroom on a recent weeknight. $20 cover. It was early evening and there were very few customers there but there were 20+ dancers. They kept the main stage active despite the lack of customers.

There were a number of very attractive dancers and it was a great mix...

Cloakroom is what you’d get from an algorithm designed to create the feel of an upscale strip club. There are the requisite doormen, pretty barmaids, expensive drinks, fancy interior design complete with color-changing LED lights, and an exclusive upper floor where many a patron has likely descended with disappointment after...

I was in dc having dinner with some non-club friends and afterwards a couple suggested we go to cloakroom. I feigned innocence and said sure, knowing it was dc and there wasn’t much debauchery to tempt me and I could keep my professional persona intact.

The club is right in...

Cloakroom is near the Mount Vernon Triangle area of DC. It's across the street from BarTaco, a LAZ parking lot, and a 7-11. It's a fairly busy/bustling place, with a lot of restaurants and other typical elements of "city life" nearby.

I stopped by on two different Tuesday nights...

The Cloakroom is a pretty classy joint. Definitely feels high end, but has some annoying policies, some of which are just the laws of DC, I assume.

Bouncer scans ID outside and directs you upstairs. The first thing you notice is the decor—it's classy. Lots of nice photography on the walls,...

After briefly stopping in at Good Guys Club (not our style) and Archibald’s (completely dead) my wife and I took an Uber over to the Cloakroom on a Thursday night.

Outside of the building is pretty non-descript with a doorman. Once in you walk down a hallway and down some...

Very nice, clean and upscale looking venue. Standard mixed clientele,standard strip club music, maybe less rap than some places. No dress code to my knowledge (I was wearing a tshirt/jeans/sneakers), But probably like most clubs, they claim to have a dress code but the only thing they actually enforce is...

Went to the cloakroom while in DC for a conference. I have heard that DC clubs aren’t worth the money, and overall I would have to agree. However, I still enjoyed the club and it was better than no club at all. You go up some stairs when you get...

I decided to stop in on a Wednesday evening. I got to the door just before they started charging cover at 6pm. I’m glad I did because I thought I heard the cover was more than the usual $20 because the porn star Kendra Lust was performing that evening, but...

Cloak Room (CR) is a really upscale club right in the heart of DC - within 5 min walk of Convention Center so very accessible for visitors. Neighborhood is 'totally' safe. Entrance, at least at night, has a door man checking ID's - velvet rope type entrance. ...

I had visited here before and was turned off by the $20 cover charge before ordering a +$10 drink. Also I had visited early in the evening and there was only one or two women dancing that weren’t very appealing. I’ve never been a fan of rail-thin girls with loads...