Reviews

Dancer quality was solid but not mind-blowing. 7-8 range mostly, a couple legit 9s that were getting swarmed the second they stepped off stage. Mix of body types (mostly on the skinnier side, a couple…

This was my first visit to the Cloakroom. I've been to Mpire and Archibalds before. Cloakroom was the better experience. The dancers were more uniformly attractive with a mix of ethnicities and sizes: a fit…

Dropped by Cloakroom while in DC for the weekend. Been a few years since my last visit and wanted to see how things were holding up, and as far as I have found it is…

I stopped by around 11:30PM on a Tuesday. Location: In a nice part of downtown dc. Plenty of street parking when I arrived but don’t know if it would be as abundant earlier in the evening. Layout:…

Went alone on Friday evening, about 9pm, stayed until 2am. There’s a doorkeeper outside, right in front of the entrance, checking IDs. Tell him you are going to the club, not the rooftop bar. Once…

Visited Cloakroom on a Friday. The club was decently busy but did have 1-2 open seats at the bar when we arrived shortly after 9 PM. The club got significantly more busy after the Capitals…

Hit up the Cloak room after a Sunday Funday of March Madness viewing - admittedly I came into the joint tipsy, which, spoiler alert, led to a pricey nightcap! It was $20 cover to enter -…

Was in DC for work and decided to stop by Cloakroom. It was a Sunday night and several other strip clubs in the city were closed. There’s a doorman out front who asks…

Tucked away on the inside of a brick building that looks like nothing much on the outside save for a tall man sitting on a stool, my friends and I stumbled upon the…

1st time there, cover was $20. There was 1 elongated dance area behind a bar, which was near full with ~10 stools including some dancers talking to PL's. There were some tables behind the bar…

Where do I start... First is the set up. What kind of a strip club doesn't have chairs around where the strippers are? It is so awkward having to walk up and throw…

Things I like: wide variety of girls - different ethnicities and different breast sizes. I’m a white meat guy. And they are nude. I’m not use to places that are nude and serve alcohol. There…

I went on a tuesday night at 8pm (when they open) with a work buddy during a trip.  Located on the second level of the  building above a restaurant we were met at the door…

Was walking by this place after an evening work event, and decided to stop in to check it out. It's on the second floor above a restaurant, with a sports bar above it. Doorman scanned…

Went on a weekday evening around 8 pm. Got a drink pretty quickly. There were only about 8 dancers working at the time. It was a chill environment. No one cam and pestered me for…

Visited on a weekend trip to DC from New York. It's in a pretty good location, very accessible by Metro. The club itself is decently spaced out. The chair section can get a little cramped but…

Things were pretty dead for a Thursday night, but decide to hit up Cloakroom ahead of a dinner meeting. Layout has been discussed and nothing stood out as being significantly different since my visit a…

Back in DC for work. Last time I was here, I visited Camelot and thought it was a decent time. This time I’m staying a walking distance away from Cloackroom so decided to check it…

This gentleman’s club located in the Mount Vernon Square area in Washington, DC has been in operation for about three years. It looks like being remodeled from a warehouse; despite the decor and the advertisement,…

I went to Cloakroom DC after dinner around 8 PM. The guy in the front stopped me and asked if I had a belt on, I was wearing fishing pants. It seems they're all about…

Washington, D.C. Friday night. On a DC strip club journey, first stop. You know what for better or worse, whatever happens I really dig places where you can strip club hop on foot. It turns…

I visited Cloakroom for the first time recently. I hate going into DC, and know that the clubs are pretty bad, but took one for the team. The neighborhood is fairly busy and…

The Cloakroom is a classy 'gentlemans club' that delivers on expectations. Upon walking in there were two hot girls dancing on stage, fully nude. Cover is $20 and beers are $14 and mixed…

I stopped into Cloakroom on a recent weeknight. $20 cover. It was early evening and there were very few customers there but there were 20+ dancers. They kept the main stage active despite the lack…

Cloakroom is what you’d get from an algorithm designed to create the feel of an upscale strip club. There are the requisite doormen, pretty barmaids, expensive drinks, fancy interior design complete with color-changing LED lights,…