My first review of The Lumberyard,...

My first review of The Lumberyard, soon after they opened a couple or three years ago, was quite pessimistic. HOW WRONG I WAS. This place has turned in to a major entertainment center for both men & women. I have never seen so many people in one enclosed space having such a good time. Mustabeen at least 30 erotic dancers, various sizes and shapes, but all full of energy and trying to give the customers some fun for our money. Also, lots and lots of attractive female customers. Some of whom got stripped buck naked on stage. My visit was between 1 am and 4 am on a Saturday night, so this doesn't speak for what it might be like on a Wednesday afternoon. But just a few things to remember --

Females very welcome and well treated by the staff and the strippers. Most strippers take it all off, but that's not guaranteed. BRING YOUR OWN BEER. The private dances are fairly restricted. Limited touching and not in the "special" places, but YMMV of course. Several different stages with different kinds of action. Two girls I got acquainted with - Morgan and Envy - could not have been more different. Morgan had an ordinary female body but was real friendly in a natural way, and had left a bit of hair on her pussy. Envy was what I would call "hot": short, cute, pert titties, walking around on the floor topless soliciting private dances.

Great place for a great time - at least when I was there. Why not a ten? Well, the ambience can be very different from day to day and from time to time. I think I hit it at a very good time. Your experience may be a bit different. Still.... highly recommended.