I have been trying to get...

I have been trying to get to the LY for a long time...finally made it last Saturday night. Overall, I'm sorry to report that I was disappointed and did not have a great time, though I did try. The biggest problem for me was that there were far too many people there (a couple of hundred maybe). Even though there were 30+ dancers working, it was still too busy for any personal attention/GFE with any of the ladies. I was also disappointed with the general quality of the dancers. There was really only one really hot chick there, a cute young blondie by the name of Tina. She has a perfect little pair of c-cups with quarter-sized perncil erasers for nipples, and she features one of the finest asses I have ever seen on a stripper. That paired with her horn-rimmed glasses and a pink thong down around her knees on stage was worth the price of admission. Unfortunately Tina is a prude, and cute as she is, she needs to find another line of work. When she took me for our lap dance, she pulled a pair of terry cloth booty shorts on over her thong first...what a disappointment.

One more mentionable encounter was with a very cute black girl with a great ass but pancakes for titties. She grabbed my ass as I walked by her on the way to get more change - then I tipped her generously when she got on stage. At that point I learned that her name is "Chocolate" (how original!). But she was working it. She flipped around at one point and put her taint on my nose at the tip rail. Then another dancer cornered her on the stage and stuck her tounge deep into Chocolate's vagina...wow. I thought I had seen it all. I've seen a lot of simulated lesbian acts on stage...but this was authentic. I talked to Chocolate twice about a lap dance...and I suspect she would have been a lot of fun, but since she was the most flamboyant girl in the place, she was getting an abundance of attention, and I was simply not patient enough to wait for her.

I did try my luck for another song with a chick calling herself Candy. Though not a stone fox, Candy was holding her own looks-wise, plus she has a terrific attitude, yummy medium-sized nutural breasts and she was much more aggressive and sexy than my first lap dance partner.