The LumberYard
1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313

I've dropped my rating to 8...

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Raincoat
Mar 6, 2006, 3:57 AM
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I've dropped my rating to 8 from my previous review where I rated it a 9. They still have some drop-dead gorgeous dancers and many with average looks but they seem to have added some that make you want to step away from the stage. I visited late on a Friday and earlier on the subsequent Fat Tuesday.

On Friday the real action started after 1:00 am. Numerous girls/women bellied up to the bar to have their shirts lifted and nipples sucked by the dancers. I saw 3 different female patrons lie down on stage topless while the dancer crawled all over them, fondled their breasts, and mocked other lesbian activities. In all 3 cases the dancer tried to remove the girls' blue jeans but wasn't allowed access. Extra points for trying! The audience was heavily weighted with a lesbian audience very anxious to watch this activity. There were a few lipstick lesbians but far more of the flannel shirted dyke type.

Around 2:00 am they attempted a very promising lesbian shower show where the girls would only perform if people kept throwing money. I saw a lot of money getting tossed out there and I know I tossed in more than my share but they quit before they even got their g-strings off, supposedly because people weren't throwing enough money. What a ripp-off. The DJ was kind of an ass during the process and the whole thing, while a very nice idea, needs to have the rough edges worked on. Don't tease me like that.

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