The Crazy Horse Reviews

I went when Sophie Dee was feature dancing. I missed her show and found out when I arrived. The layout of the club is just like a movie theater, but instead of a screen...

So this was my first visit to a club in San Francisco. Didn't know exactly what to expect, but did know things were pricey and that held true to form. Spent about...

I went to crazy horse last Saturday hoping to see Precious or Diana, but neither were around. Normally I see at least 3 or 4 girls here that I want a dance from but...

Came on 08/07 to see the Monday day shift dancers (12pm - 5pm). Looking at there schedule online for the past few weeks, I saw they had some old time favorites working. ...

I stopped into the Crazy horse a couple Saturdays ago, when porn star Adriana Chechik was feature dancing. The place was definitely more crowded because she was there. I got there about 1 hour...

Stepped in around 8pm. Most of the girls I wouldn't have taken free dances from, a couple were meh. As the night progressed, however, my luck would increase. "Hey baby would you like...

This has been my primary club for over ten years. As I've gotten older I am there earlier, usually at 6 PM (when admission is $16 until 7 PM). The activity level in the...

I have been visiting Crazy Horse since the early 2000s, and it has always been my go to club...but it has really been going downhill in terms of the girls. The night I...

Dropped by a few weeks back around 4pm on a Friday. There were barely 3 dancers in the seating and one on the stage. Maybe 3 other customers besides me. There was no...

First thing when entering you notice that this placed used to be a theater. It has the classic theater arrangement and a catwalk in the center. Something that also tripped me out was the lighting....

A friend was visiting town and wanted to experience a strip club for the first time. We paid $26 cover each and went inside. I have a feeling the cash did not go into...

Came here on a Thursday afternoon when I was in the city for business. I've been here before, but I was surprised that the area remains a little shady. Still, I encountered no problems...

I try to visit this club every time I'm in the area. Luckily Paige worked tonight. She's beautiful and works "hard" in VIP rooms. Saw her and few of other regular girls. The only...

'm starting this new year of Yelp reviews with a BANG! Well, a lap dance to be more accurate. (No actual banging here. This isn't one of THOSE places.) Full nude strip club means no...

On my recent and last trip to Crazy Horse, I realized this club is finally over with. It used to be a fun place, the girls used to have fun, the management was more...

Haven't been here for a year but its pretty much the same. Upon arriving i like to stop at one of the many dive bars that surround CH and grab a few drinks...

Best full-nude, full-contact club in SF, though that's not a high bar Crazy Horse is what it is. You can look at some of my earlier reviews for extensive details, but basically it's a somewhat...

Come by a couple of Sundays where you get free entry from open till 9. Quality of the dancers is a bit rough, and there's very few of them, probably around 6-8 for the...

Met up with a buddy. Delicious Thai. Walked neighborhood. We decamped after two beers and decided to try CH. They apparently take local ordinances seriously, unfortunately. But the club is actually nice and new and...

Walked to the horse after a SF business lunch today. One thing to note, this neighborhood is improving big time. Lots of new store fronts and retail across the street. Whether...

There's nothing quite like SF. About 8 ladies chatted me up as I sat in the stadium seating. One is an actress who has a show opening soon. Really smart and interesting lady. Several...

It had been a stressful week and wanted to treat myself to heal myself. Drove all the way from Palo Alto to San Fran in peak traffic ....So hear comes the meat of the...

Stopped in at Crazy Horse was I was lounging in SF. The club is not too far from Union Square, so it was a nice easy walk from my hotel. Walked in, paid the...

Highest cover I ever paid, expecially when there is no alcohol, but I knew it before I got there and went anyway. So I got there around 10 and right away it strikes you...

So I decided to try the famous Crazy Horse club one Friday night recently. I arrived around 9pm, paid the cover, and sat down. The club is laid out with a couple of rows...