The Crazy Horse Reviews

Entry fee is 21$. You get your money’s worth as the stage dances are hands on compared to other clubs. Club can definitely use an upgrade. Dingy seating and theatre setting is not comfortable....

But also exactly what it used to be. That’s part of the problem! I went on a Thursday afternoon and there were about half a dozen dancers, of which the most attractive were the...

Had an okay time. Cover was $15, and the place was empty. The few dancers there (I counted 4 before they were repeating on stage) were all friendly, but none of them were above a...

It's been years since I've been to Crazy Horse, or any other Bay Area club for that matter. Decided to give another try. I didn't want to burn the cash, nor did...

I like to visit the Crazy Horse when I visit SF. I think of it is lying on a spectrum between the Gold Club and MBOT. The Gold Club is full of hot girls...

This club isn’t a bad club but I think if you’re looking for cheap high mileage, you’re in the wrong place. But it can be had with the right girl and negotiation skills. I...

I had some time to kill on a Thursday early evening so I popped in for a quick visit. (Full disclosure: I tried MBOT first but the lineup was scant so I changed plans.)...

This was my first time going to a sf club. I brought 100 dollars and trie to make it stretch, to be short it didn't last long. I was first approached by a curvy...

There's a lot of clubs in SF to choose from, but I think CH is the only one going back to, maybe O'Farrell's Theatre too but that one's a bit pricier. Anyways, the...

Decided to check this place out after I had spent some time at the Gold club, but man I wish I had just gone back to my Airbnb. Expensive cover (like 30 dollars), the...

The place is on Market on a somewhat seedy looking block but nothing exceptional by SF standards, the area is definitely safe. It was 20 to get it when I went. There's a stage...

My second visit to Crazy horse. The line up was usual mix of Asians with few white girls. I met 2 of the most beautiful strippers in my life in this visit. Dulce -...

Sorry, Tuscl, this review will be brief because my experience was brief - maybe 8 minutes max. I don’t know what possessed me, because the reviews of this club are bad and my...

I go here on occasion during lunch time to get away from work. Depending on who is working during the day, you may be able to take care of business. I've been...

This is the only SF club I’ve been to, but compared to other cities it makes me feel how the tenderloin makes me feel. Afraid to touch anything, and avoid eye contact unless you...

My first time here was just amazing. Came with just a friend. We are not regulars of places like this, so we started by watching the show for a few hours. The show is...

Was visiting SF for a week and a couple of my friends highly recommended this place. Convenient location right on Mission, so three of us decided to check it out on a Friday evening....

Originally came to see Dillion Harper's show, which was great. Got in for free through a coupon the Dillion shared online. Caught the end of her set. She was fully nude and rubbing herself...

My friend and I were clubbing in SFO and we decided to end the night by visiting crazy horse.We went around 1.30 am and paid entry of 27$.We got in and it was...

The CH recently did a price increase which to me, comes across as a pure money grab. Club layout with theater seating remains the same. Areas for dances remain the same – there is...

The club was pretty sad on a Tuesday night. I think I saw a PL falling asleep at one point. A handful of dancers were sitting around looking at their cellphones. I was then...

Usually don't even bother to go to sc's anymore in san francisco but Vicki Chase was feature dancing so I decided to hit it up. Arrived little after midnight to catch her last show....

Came in during the afternoon to check out the vibe. Surprisingly there were a lot more people than expected. I saw 10 other PL's of which around 4 were actively tipping. Kind of annoying...

Was in town for a convention and based on reviews I decided to stop by here. Was immediately give a hand held tour of the place by a very hot black/asian mix girl, ending...

This is my go to place in SF but as of late the place seems to be in a state of being run down. Was there on a Thursday night recently. Overall the dancers...