tuscl
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 19 yrs ago
Went to CH on a Friday...
reviewed by
Stubbie

7.0

Went to CH on a Friday night. Place was pretty crowded with quite a few girls working. Sat for a few hours stageside and watched the parade of ladies. All shapes and sizes. I loved…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Caught the Stephanie Swift feature, and...
reviewed by
formerATLclubguy

5.0

Caught the Stephanie Swift feature, and was quite disappointed by how tame the show was. The closest she got to doing anything interesting was to pull the guys up toward the stage and then shake…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Went in on a weekend, it...
reviewed by
JasonMckin

9.0

Went in on a weekend, it was moderately packed. As I've seen before here, girls vary a lot in ethnicity and size and shape. Finally I saw a beautiful tall blonde named xstacy.…

review
published 19 yrs ago
This club made it to my...
reviewed by
simon

9.0

This club made it to my favorites. I've been recently, 3 times in a row. Once a Thursday, then Friday and again on Tuesday.

Thursday:
Pretty slow and I got 3 nude dances with a lot of…

review
published 19 yrs ago
I stopped in here before 7...
reviewed by
trumpeter

8.0

I stopped in here before 7 on a Wednesday to catch the $15 cover. I left for dinner and came back later. It is a strange layout with the theater seats and a…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Visited on a weekday afternoon. Sparse...
reviewed by
foxblocker

6.0

Visited on a weekday afternoon. Sparse crowd, but several dancers, all attractive. Previous reviews are right about the awkward layout of the club, but had paid the cover so I figured I would stay…

review
published 19 yrs ago
On a recent trip to the...
reviewed by
johny

6.0

On a recent trip to the Bay Area I decided to visit the Crazy Horse instead of MBOT after reading repeated comments in the TUSCL reviews about the extravagant prices at MBOT. This turned…

review
published 19 yrs ago
This club is a perennial favorite....
reviewed by
CCRiderm

8.0

This club is a perennial favorite. The girls here are pretty (not quite MBOT level, but very nice) and they are friendly.

Viperroom is right, tipping well by the stage will get you a lot…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Went with a friend of mine...
reviewed by
viperroom

7.0

Went with a friend of mine to check about this club. It all depends on the girl but the lap dance is up in the air with price. Personally sitting at the stage style and…

review
published 19 yrs ago
I had an opportunity to stop...
reviewed by
bigchill56

8.0

I had an opportunity to stop at the Crazy Horse last week. I'm a semi-regular at the MBOT and I hadn't visited the Crazy Horse for 3-4 years, so my expectations weren't very high. I…

review
published 19 yrs ago
It just goes to show you...
reviewed by
raya

7.0

It just goes to show you that you are not always going to have the greatest time, even at a club you like. Crazy Horse has a steep admission ($25) but there is no…

review
published 20 yrs ago
This is by far one of...
reviewed by
8you

7.0

This is by far one of the best strip clubs around S.F., other than MBOT. I went there August 10th to check out the house features. I wanted to see what the…