The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Reviews
Submit a ReviewI was at the Crazy Horse...
I was at the Crazy Horse again recently. I still like this club a lot. Most of the dancers are hot, and the ones who are not are friendly and work hard.…
Mott
Aug 16, 2006, 6:42 AM
I won't go into more detail...
I won't go into more detail about the layout of the club since that's been reviewed to death.
So, I was excited about getting to go to a club in a city where hookers have their…
vetteman
Aug 10, 2006, 2:54 AM
First of all, I arrived at...
First of all, I arrived at Crazy Horse around 1:30 on a Saturday afternoon. I got in for $20. I don't know about the "Editor's Comments" regarding prices. That's OK with me.
Crazy Horse has…
Mr Magoo
Aug 8, 2006, 2:57 AM
I visited San Francisco and had...
I visited San Francisco and had some time so went to Crazy Horse on Mission. The area is not the best but it was in the afternoon so had no problems. Went into…
simple
Aug 4, 2006, 6:11 AM
Decided to try the daytime shift...
Decided to try the daytime shift to see what that was like. A little uncomfortable slipping into 6th street on a crowded day. Went in and met a 25 year old blonde beauty.…
JasonMckin
Jul 30, 2006, 5:04 PM
If you like uninhibited stageside interaction,...
If you like uninhibited stageside interaction, good contact basic lap test drive oppurtunities all delivered in a moderately low pressure atmosphere, this is your club. Went Mo. nite 930-1130PM. $25 cover, $2 non alc. drinks…
minnow
Jul 18, 2006, 2:53 AM
it depends on what time of...
it depends on what time of day you go because i've gone during midafternoon and at night, and literally, it's like night and day, no pun intended. no customers are there during the day,…
tuscl
Jul 17, 2006, 10:51 AM
Was in the club for a...
Was in the club for a Friday afternoon. I've been in on afternoons before, and it can be hit or miss. Sometimes on the afternoon, there are not enough girls working, and you…
doug20032345
Jun 9, 2006, 3:17 AM
Had a good overall time on...
Had a good overall time on uncrowded midweek night. Good stageside interaction, fair diversity of dancers, and at least basic 2 way lap mileage, unobtrusive(almost no) staff, all delivered in unpretentious no-frills setting. If this…
minnow
Jun 4, 2006, 2:44 AM
CH remains my favorite club in...
CH remains my favorite club in SF. Granted, i is in a rather dodgy area, and walking to and back form the club at night is a b it scary. Hopwever, once inside, you feeel…
leonzz
May 18, 2006, 11:07 AM
CHT bring you back in because...
CHT bring you back in because they have great girls and not only that but a little tip money on stage gets you more than a lot of places full lap dance prices...Its a great…
swiftycent
May 18, 2006, 2:45 AM
Went back to this place again...
Went back to this place again Mar 17th. I keep coming back because the price/value/quality is still one of the best in SF. Sure, there are some uglies... but there are a few…
tokyojeffro
May 15, 2006, 10:07 AM

