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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

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published 11 yrs ago
Visiting SF and wanted to try...
reviewed by
sandman2884

6.7

Visiting SF and wanted to try one of their famous clubs. I was nearby crazy Horse so of I went. Cover was $20. The set up as others have described is like a theater. The…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Only been to here and MBOT...
reviewed by
kmz

7.0

Only been to here and MBOT in San Francisco and found this to be a much better value, and appreciated that I wasn't hassled by the doorman as is so often the case at San…

review
published 11 yrs ago
They said they had 34 dancers...
reviewed by
chingychink

7.0

They said they had 34 dancers when I went. I loved it, it's fully nude and $25 for the cover Friday night. Romi Rain was featured there Friday night and boy, she did not disappoint.…

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published 11 yrs ago
I visited this place on a...
reviewed by
lstrue

6.7

I visited this place on a Friday night at about 9pm and stayed until 11pm.



Girls are very pretty and always ask for private dance. Girls on state got fully naked and some let the…

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published 11 yrs ago
With a stage like set for...
reviewed by
voldemort2016

7.0

With a stage like set for a fashion show with a long ramp, Crazy Horse provides lots of opportunities for close contact with dancers on the stage. The customary tip will have most of these…

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published 11 yrs ago
Like every other weekend, I go...
reviewed by
whodatbe

7.7

Like every other weekend, I go to Crazy horse to have some fun. I make up an excuse for my wife and head out for a couple hours. I have my girls there that I…

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published 11 yrs ago
My experience with this place was...
reviewed by
FML

7.3

My experience with this place was very good. It looks like a theater when you walk in and when you sit in the audience you will be approached by dancer after dancer. But…

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published 11 yrs ago
Was in SF for business and...
reviewed by
ivory69

7.3

Was in SF for business and came here late Wednesday night on my own. I had already known they did not serve alcohol so I had pregamed to be prepared. Walked to club from hotel,…

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published 11 yrs ago
Hit up the club on my...
reviewed by
ea

5.3

Hit up the club on my lunch hour.



In my experience this has been the best value in the city, but it really seems to be foing downhill. Generally the day shift has at least a…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Boyfriend and I went as a...
reviewed by
Vanessawinters

7.7

Boyfriend and I went as a couple. He paid 25 I think, and I got in for 15. Front desk was understaffed. Took us about 10 minutes to wait, pay, and get…

review
published 11 yrs ago
By far the best fully nude...
reviewed by
vision_works

7.3

By far the best fully nude strip club in SF!

The girls are hot. better than those at any of the other fully nude strip clubs and right on par with those at the Mitchell Brothers.…

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published 11 yrs ago
Definitely definitely NOT my style. ...
reviewed by
blowtorch

5.3

Definitely definitely NOT my style. Walked in, paid mandatory cover, and walked out 10 minutes later.

This place had rows of guys sitting theatre style just watching a stage where…