The Crazy Horse Reviews

I keep coming back to this club, and it is becoming my favorite. The club is in a bit seedy block of San Fran, although only a couple blocks from the shopping center of Market Street, so no biggy. It is a theater inside, just seats and a...

I loved this place. True enough that the location is rough but let's talk positives. There are no expensive drinks. There is no smoke (after all, we are in California). Nice looking girls: 7 to 9, and they seem to be having a very good...

The club is on market street in SF which is not the best part of town but the club is definitely good. I have been here many times. Some girls are a bit pushy but most are OK i.e. will not bother you if you say no politely.
Although this...

attended during the day last year. Not a great selection and a bit scarey to be in there alone. I did get solicited by a very cute little asian number. Tight little body with perky fake boobies. I opeted for the 80.00 dances in the back....

Visited on a Tue night when they had about 8 dancers on stage - and I would rate them 7-8. Ran into Angelina, an asian dancer I had seen years ago - still hot :-). There was a vyer cute brunette going by Nadia (?), another oriental, a...

All other reviews about this place are basically true.

The quality of the women varies pretty greatly. The layout doesn't loan itself to being able to sit and chat with the women first. The stage/theatre design is a little different than most places, but common for SF.

Having said that,...

Went here on a weekend night - park at the garage at 5th and mission. Cover is 25, walk into a threatre seating. Girls coming in every shape, size, and ethnicity - which is good for selection, bad if you want to get a lot of girls of...

In town for a conference, reviews recommended it so tho't I would check it out. I would have given this place an 8 but the neighbourhood (the Tenderloin district in SF) is a rough part of town. I didn't feel as safe walking around there as I did up to...

Interesting place, although located in a pretty bad neighborhood (nighttime is downright scary). Club has a long rectangular stage with three or four rows of theater seating on both the long sides. There is additional theater seating at the front end of the stage (six or seven rows)...

See earlier review from Friday, October 01, 2004. Went back in on Saturday October 2 to see what other talent worked at this place. I do appreciate that these girls are cool with "no" or passing on them. One, Mystery was even cool enough to get Raya for me who...

Checked this place out because of all the great reviews. Bottom line. this place was very disappointing. There was only one stage and probably 5-10 girls on a Thur night. The private dances were $20 ($30 for topless) and they were pretty weak. Even worse, the...

New to the San Francisco area and one of my buds reccomended that I try out the Crazy Horse. So Friday night it was. This place is different from what I am use to but definitely worth hitting again. No booze - completely nude. $20 lap dance with their outfit...

In town for a conference...took a long lunch and hit the CHT for an extended "break"... Paid 15 bucks to get in (Wed afternoon). The stage is as previously described....kinda weird, as I am used to the east coast, Tampa club scene. Wasn't hassled, like I...

I decided to make a rare Saturday trip to the City. Usually when I pay Crazy Horse (CH) a visit, it's on a weekday. I used to think this place would be packed on the weekend with college kids, usually drunk and obnoxious. Well, at least that...

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon. It's a wierd club - theatre seats, a lap dance room with no bouncer, and the private dance area with a bench, chair and tissue box.

Had several average dances from the 6 or so dancers working - YMMV. Ended up having a private...

Hadnt' been to CH in a few years, but I'm happy to report it's pretty much still got it going on. Plenty of hot Asians, if that's your thing. The girls are friendly for the most part, but it was pretty crowded and not enough girls to go around (probably...

Had a chance to go CHT again on a Tuesday night - went there because TUSCL reviews said it was a happening place even on a weekday and that's no lie. Tons of girls were working, tons of clients as well. This time I parked in the garage...

I was here a couple of weeks back on Thursday night. The layout of the club is as described by others. This night, there were a couple of groups of guys having a great time with the dancers on stage - the dancers jumping them, pulling off shirts, and generally...

Was there Monday about 4pm. $20 entry fee. Hot big breasted babe on stage. Another girl quoted a price of $100 for a two-song private dance while i did myself. WAY too much. I walked out....

Sunday night. Get there before 7pm. Entrance only $15 with a $5 off voucher for a future visit. This was the highlight of this visit.

I've written about this place before, so I'll skip the blurb. Basic deal that night - 4 girls. 4. That's it.

First up - Vanessa. Looks latino....

This place is my favorite in San Francisco. It is a little lighter than the "hardcore" clubs. There is one long stage that looks like a runway that supermodels would use. Normally you can get right next to the stage. I guess due to the bad economy quite a few...

I always make this the most frequent visit strip club in SF when I come into town for conferences, etc. While every club has its pros and cons (OK, some only have cons!), Crazy Horse has a nice balance to it. It's sleazy enough, but not too sleazy....

One of the large clubs in the Market St area - not an upscale place at all. The Market St area is a pretty shady looking area, so be careful when walking around. Best to park a few blocks away near the Civic Center and University. The...

Got a lousy dance from Mystery the other where she effective just sat on my lap and worked hard to make sure her (beautiful) breasts did not fall out. At the end, she was obviously flustered that I did not want to go into the back room with her....

One of the better SF clubs for lapdances. It's a fair compromise between the super-sleazy MSC and the extremely pricey MBOT. Personally I can't get off to a lapdance unless I'm really wound up, but in that case this is the place to go for a relatively safe,...