Reviews

My first time to an SF club and it was just ok. The Crazy Horse is truly a theater with mostly theater style seats as well as stage side seats. Sit next to…

Got a topless lapdance ($40) from Versace after her two-girl show on the main stage. Pretty boring, just straddled me and grind, that's it. No emotion, no other positions. Hard not to…

Wow -- I have a new favorite club in town. I'd avoided the CH for years, since parking is terrible and it's in a dodgy neighborhood, but I'd done some shopping at the SF Centre…

I recently visited this club after reading positive reviews and not-so-positive reviews of the MSC across the street. It was late afternoon on a Friday, and the club was mostly empty, except for a couple…

This is still my favorite SF club. You can really relax sitting front row at the stage and pay out singles for every song. The girls are 6-10 quality. I went late afternoon last week.…

Was in SF on business in mid Nov and stopped in the CH. Easy to find, but Market is a area where you want to walk quickly through. Was there in the afternoon and I…

Went to CH on a Friday night. Place was pretty crowded with quite a few girls working. Sat for a few hours stageside and watched the parade of ladies. All shapes and sizes. I loved…

Caught the Stephanie Swift feature, and was quite disappointed by how tame the show was. The closest she got to doing anything interesting was to pull the guys up toward the stage and then shake…

Went in on a weekend, it was moderately packed. As I've seen before here, girls vary a lot in ethnicity and size and shape. Finally I saw a beautiful tall blonde named xstacy.…

This club made it to my favorites. I've been recently, 3 times in a row. Once a Thursday, then Friday and again on Tuesday. Thursday: Pretty slow and I got 3 nude dances with a lot of…

I stopped in here before 7 on a Wednesday to catch the $15 cover. I left for dinner and came back later. It is a strange layout with the theater seats and a…

Visited on a weekday afternoon. Sparse crowd, but several dancers, all attractive. Previous reviews are right about the awkward layout of the club, but had paid the cover so I figured I would stay…

On a recent trip to the Bay Area I decided to visit the Crazy Horse instead of MBOT after reading repeated comments in the TUSCL reviews about the extravagant prices at MBOT. This turned…

This club is a perennial favorite. The girls here are pretty (not quite MBOT level, but very nice) and they are friendly. Viperroom is right, tipping well by the stage will get you a lot…

Went with a friend of mine to check about this club. It all depends on the girl but the lap dance is up in the air with price. Personally sitting at the stage style and…

I had an opportunity to stop at the Crazy Horse last week. I'm a semi-regular at the MBOT and I hadn't visited the Crazy Horse for 3-4 years, so my expectations weren't very high. I…

It just goes to show you that you are not always going to have the greatest time, even at a club you like. Crazy Horse has a steep admission ($25) but there is no…

This is by far one of the best strip clubs around S.F., other than MBOT. I went there August 10th to check out the house features. I wanted to see what the…

I went to the club last Thursday. The quality of the girls, while never outstanding, seems to be slipping. There was only one I was really interested in. After not getting her attention for a…

After getting off of work around 5pm on Friday(7/22), I went to CH to relax from my hectic week; it was like a sauna in there as usual. They really need to invest in some…

I liked the crazy horse, they had a lot of pretty good looking girls, I went on a Friday night about 6 pm. I there was a Asian girl on stage and she had an amazing…

This place is not as seedy as the other Market Street clubs, but is not exactly the Taj Mahal either. Some very attractive and friendly girls, some high pressure saleswomen. It pays to…

This is my favorite club to hang out in SF. There's a variety of women and most of them are pretty friendly. I once spent like $500 in one night; this trip I held myself…

Having never been to a club in California, I wasn't sure what to expect. You know, you go into a new club in a new town and you're not sure what the rules are,…

I hadn't been to CH in a couple of years, so I stopped in on a weekday night while I was in town. $25 admission fee, which I thought was pretty high. The…