Reviews

I had very mixed views about this club. I attented this club last Sat and Sun so im reviewing both nights now. (Note to webmasterflash). I saw Charmane Stars show and it was ok. Nothing…

This club was the bomb. I checked it out on a Thursday night just to see Charmane Star's show. She was about a half hour or so late, but a lot of the dancers on…

This club was awesome this time. I went on a Thursday night and the place was pretty packed (not crowded, but busy). There were a large amount of ladies roaming around, and stage shows…

Had a great time here...didnt expect much but the club was really wild and entertaining here...several high ranking girls always on stage very few girls i didnt find attractive, not too much pressure and left…

crazy horse is a great club if you don't mind the seedy neighborhood that it is located in. day trips are usually a bit safer but keep in mind it is located on one…

My first time to an SF club and it was just ok. The Crazy Horse is truly a theater with mostly theater style seats as well as stage side seats. Sit next to…

Got a topless lapdance ($40) from Versace after her two-girl show on the main stage. Pretty boring, just straddled me and grind, that's it. No emotion, no other positions. Hard not to…

Wow -- I have a new favorite club in town. I'd avoided the CH for years, since parking is terrible and it's in a dodgy neighborhood, but I'd done some shopping at the SF Centre…

I recently visited this club after reading positive reviews and not-so-positive reviews of the MSC across the street. It was late afternoon on a Friday, and the club was mostly empty, except for a couple…

This is still my favorite SF club. You can really relax sitting front row at the stage and pay out singles for every song. The girls are 6-10 quality. I went late afternoon last week.…

Was in SF on business in mid Nov and stopped in the CH. Easy to find, but Market is a area where you want to walk quickly through. Was there in the afternoon and I…

Went to CH on a Friday night. Place was pretty crowded with quite a few girls working. Sat for a few hours stageside and watched the parade of ladies. All shapes and sizes. I loved…

Caught the Stephanie Swift feature, and was quite disappointed by how tame the show was. The closest she got to doing anything interesting was to pull the guys up toward the stage and then shake…

Went in on a weekend, it was moderately packed. As I've seen before here, girls vary a lot in ethnicity and size and shape. Finally I saw a beautiful tall blonde named xstacy.…

This club made it to my favorites. I've been recently, 3 times in a row. Once a Thursday, then Friday and again on Tuesday. Thursday: Pretty slow and I got 3 nude dances with a lot of…

I stopped in here before 7 on a Wednesday to catch the $15 cover. I left for dinner and came back later. It is a strange layout with the theater seats and a…

Visited on a weekday afternoon. Sparse crowd, but several dancers, all attractive. Previous reviews are right about the awkward layout of the club, but had paid the cover so I figured I would stay…

On a recent trip to the Bay Area I decided to visit the Crazy Horse instead of MBOT after reading repeated comments in the TUSCL reviews about the extravagant prices at MBOT. This turned…

This club is a perennial favorite. The girls here are pretty (not quite MBOT level, but very nice) and they are friendly. Viperroom is right, tipping well by the stage will get you a lot…

Went with a friend of mine to check about this club. It all depends on the girl but the lap dance is up in the air with price. Personally sitting at the stage style and…

I had an opportunity to stop at the Crazy Horse last week. I'm a semi-regular at the MBOT and I hadn't visited the Crazy Horse for 3-4 years, so my expectations weren't very high. I…

It just goes to show you that you are not always going to have the greatest time, even at a club you like. Crazy Horse has a steep admission ($25) but there is no…

This is by far one of the best strip clubs around S.F., other than MBOT. I went there August 10th to check out the house features. I wanted to see what the…

I went to the club last Thursday. The quality of the girls, while never outstanding, seems to be slipping. There was only one I was really interested in. After not getting her attention for a…

After getting off of work around 5pm on Friday(7/22), I went to CH to relax from my hectic week; it was like a sauna in there as usual. They really need to invest in some…