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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 11 yrs ago
Was in SF for business and...
reviewed by
ivory69

7.3

Was in SF for business and came here late Wednesday night on my own. I had already known they did not serve alcohol so I had pregamed to be prepared. Walked to club from hotel,…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Hit up the club on my...
reviewed by
ea

5.3

Hit up the club on my lunch hour.



In my experience this has been the best value in the city, but it really seems to be foing downhill. Generally the day shift has at least a…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Boyfriend and I went as a...
reviewed by
Vanessawinters

7.7

Boyfriend and I went as a couple. He paid 25 I think, and I got in for 15. Front desk was understaffed. Took us about 10 minutes to wait, pay, and get…

review
published 11 yrs ago
By far the best fully nude...
reviewed by
vision_works

7.3

By far the best fully nude strip club in SF!

The girls are hot. better than those at any of the other fully nude strip clubs and right on par with those at the Mitchell Brothers.…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Definitely definitely NOT my style. ...
reviewed by
blowtorch

5.3

Definitely definitely NOT my style. Walked in, paid mandatory cover, and walked out 10 minutes later.

This place had rows of guys sitting theatre style just watching a stage where…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I made it back to Crazy...
reviewed by
temp_p

6.3

I made it back to Crazy horse after a long time. It was Saturday night. My attempt at picking up chicks at bar had failed. So decided to get myself taken care of at the…

review
published 11 yrs ago
This club continues to offer decent...
reviewed by
rambo10302002

8.0

This club continues to offer decent high mileage experience in a seedy part of San Francisco. Dancers range from 6-9 in quality with a high percentage of Asians compared to other clubs. Private dances are…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I made it back to Crazy...
reviewed by
temp_p

6.3

I made it back to Crazy horse after a long time. It was Saturday night. My attempt at picking up chicks at bar had failed. So decided to get myself taken care of at the…

review
published 11 yrs ago
This place has some pros and...
reviewed by
Rawbers

6.0

This place has some pros and cons. The cover charge is always changing. $20, $30...etc. the place looks like an old movie theatre they turned into a club. The stage had a walkway that comes…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Don't know what to make of...
reviewed by
nicepants

7.0

Don't know what to make of this club anymore. Prices for dances are steep, prices for the private rooms steeper, and that's before tips.

Total positive - the bathroom is renovated and functional. Quite nice really.

Go…

review
published 11 yrs ago
This was my first...
reviewed by
hotmarks

8.0

This was my first trip in several years. The club seemed older, and a bit shop worn, (thread-bare carpeting, some broken seats, etc), than I remembered. The preponderance of Asian dancers…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I actually really like the set...
reviewed by
Jncolo

8.7

I actually really like the set up. Super easy to just hang back for a bit and watch the dancers come out. Most will approach you before or after their show. But not a lot…