Reviews

Caught the Inari Vachs feature show last week - I was amazed, a pornstar who actually danced instead of walking back and forth waiting for tips! Anyway it was my first visit to this place.…

This place is a rundown old theatre, no booze and a $25 cover charge. Inside, there's one long runway with theatre seating facing the runway on both sides and about 10 rows of theatre seats…

This club was decent. I went on a late Wednesday afternoon and the place was pretty much dead. There were only about ten guys in the place, and they all looked pretty bored.…

This place turns out to be inconsistant, it all depends on which girls happen to be working here. But I dropped in a Friday afternoon, and the mix of girls just about blew my…

$10 to get in with coupon wasn't bad, forgot I gave the manager $20 bill, but he caught up with me to give me the $10 change--pretty cool move. Once inside, three black women…

Was in SF for a day and a half, and had never been to the Crazy Horse. Be warned: You may have to wind your way through some of the city's winos and drug dealers…

Went to the club on a Friday night when porn star Kaylani Lei was performing. Arrived about midnight and club was packed. 30 girls working and they were kept busy for the 3 hrs I…

The atmosphere of this place is just different. The theatre seating by the stage feels kind of wierd. I was there on a Friday night. Had dances from 5 dancers. The…

My previous San Francisco experience was at Mitchel Brothers and it turned out less than spectacular, and I felt somewhat of a ripoff. By comparison Crazy Horse proved to be a much better deal.…

I offer a grateful nod to all the recent posters here at tusl as I found nearly all info pertinent, very current and accurate. To summarize: As a gentleman that prefers asians I was not…

this is still the best SF club in my opinion, in terms of the mileage per dollar. I have spent more elsewhere and gotten more elsewhere, but dollar value here is best by far.…

Went back to the CHT in late January. I lapped with a cute Filipinno woman who had long gorgeous dark hair. We tried 4 clothed first for $20 each, and then went on to (3…

Checked the website one saturday and saw that my old friend Tiffany was working, so I rushed off to the club to catch up with her since I hadn't seen her in a few months.…

I was able to get the last day of 2004 off so I decided to spend my time surrounded by naked women. What a way to end the year. My intention was to sit stage…

The place is in a rundown area and the inside is pretty rundown as well. But most of the girls are pretty. I thought the private dances were average but at least they…

I keep coming back to this club, and it is becoming my favorite. The club is in a bit seedy block of San Fran, although only a couple blocks from the shopping center of…

I loved this place. True enough that the location is rough but let's talk positives. There are no expensive drinks. There is no smoke (after all, we are in California). Nice…

The club is on market street in SF which is not the best part of town but the club is definitely good. I have been here many times. Some girls are a bit pushy…

attended during the day last year. Not a great selection and a bit scarey to be in there alone. I did get solicited by a very cute little asian number. Tight little…

Visited on a Tue night when they had about 8 dancers on stage - and I would rate them 7-8. Ran into Angelina, an asian dancer I had seen years ago - still hot…

All other reviews about this place are basically true. The quality of the women varies pretty greatly. The layout doesn't loan itself to being able to sit and chat with the women first. The…

Went here on a weekend night - park at the garage at 5th and mission. Cover is 25, walk into a threatre seating. Girls coming in every shape, size, and ethnicity - which…

In town for a conference, reviews recommended it so tho't I would check it out. I would have given this place an 8 but the neighbourhood (the Tenderloin district in SF) is a rough part…

Interesting place, although located in a pretty bad neighborhood (nighttime is downright scary). Club has a long rectangular stage with three or four rows of theater seating on both the long sides. There…

See earlier review from Friday, October 01, 2004. Went back in on Saturday October 2 to see what other talent worked at this place. I do appreciate that these girls are cool with "no" or…