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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 11 yrs ago
I made it back to Crazy...
reviewed by
temp_p

6.3

I made it back to Crazy horse after a long time. It was Saturday night. My attempt at picking up chicks at bar had failed. So decided to get myself taken care of at the…

review
published 11 yrs ago
This club continues to offer decent...
reviewed by
rambo10302002

8.0

This club continues to offer decent high mileage experience in a seedy part of San Francisco. Dancers range from 6-9 in quality with a high percentage of Asians compared to other clubs. Private dances are…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I made it back to Crazy...
reviewed by
temp_p

6.3

I made it back to Crazy horse after a long time. It was Saturday night. My attempt at picking up chicks at bar had failed. So decided to get myself taken care of at the…

review
published 11 yrs ago
This place has some pros and...
reviewed by
Rawbers

6.0

This place has some pros and cons. The cover charge is always changing. $20, $30...etc. the place looks like an old movie theatre they turned into a club. The stage had a walkway that comes…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Don't know what to make of...
reviewed by
nicepants

7.0

Don't know what to make of this club anymore. Prices for dances are steep, prices for the private rooms steeper, and that's before tips.

Total positive - the bathroom is renovated and functional. Quite nice really.

Go…

review
published 11 yrs ago
This was my first...
reviewed by
hotmarks

8.0

This was my first trip in several years. The club seemed older, and a bit shop worn, (thread-bare carpeting, some broken seats, etc), than I remembered. The preponderance of Asian dancers…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I actually really like the set...
reviewed by
Jncolo

8.7

I actually really like the set up. Super easy to just hang back for a bit and watch the dancers come out. Most will approach you before or after their show. But not a lot…

review
published 11 yrs ago
After a day of watching football...
reviewed by
RuthsChris

6.3

After a day of watching football in the city a couple of buddies and I decided to check out what all the fuss was about at Crazy Horse. The club had a set up…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I went to this club on...
reviewed by
leog28

8.0

I went to this club on a Thursday night. There were a plenty of girls in the club, most of them are young with only a few really old one. The girls are not pushy,…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Wow...been here a few times times...
reviewed by
ThumperCA2

6.7

Wow...been here a few times times but never a night like this.  Usually on a Wednesday near midnight there will be 8-10 dancers the I would rate 6-8s and usually Asian and Black. Tonight was…

review
published 11 yrs ago
OK, went to a place in...
reviewed by
dualau

5.7

OK, went to a place in San Francisco. Thought this might be a good spot. Right off of Market street. Some nearby parking and the Bart is good if that is your…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Crazy horse is the only strip...
reviewed by
temp_p

7.7

Crazy horse is the only strip club I go to in San Francisco. Some times it is a hit and some times it is a miss. There was some decent talent on a Sunday. As…