The Crazy Horse Reviews

I had an opportunity to stop at the Crazy Horse last week. I'm a semi-regular at the MBOT and I hadn't visited the Crazy Horse for 3-4 years, so my expectations weren't very high. I was very pleasantly surprised. A very good mix of attractive, but perhaps not quite MBOT...

It just goes to show you that you are not always going to have the greatest time, even at a club you like. Crazy Horse has a steep admission ($25) but there is no smoke in California and the nonalcoholic drinks are not expensive. The theater-style seating is...

This is by far one of the best strip clubs around S.F., other than MBOT. I went there August 10th to check out the house features. I wanted to see what the weekday was like, and I must say, I was NOT disappointed. As you may...

I went to the club last Thursday. The quality of the girls, while never outstanding, seems to be slipping. There was only one I was really interested in. After not getting her attention for a while, I decide to try another. She was tall, slim, and decent looking. Her dances...

After getting off of work around 5pm on Friday(7/22), I went to CH to relax from my hectic week; it was like a sauna in there as usual. They really need to invest in some AC; it would really help the LD experience. In anycase, I had LDs from Olivia,...

I liked the crazy horse, they had a lot of pretty good looking girls, I went on a Friday night about 6 pm.
I there was a Asian girl on stage and she had an amazing ass. She dance was great on stage, and me and my buddy sat in front...

This place is not as seedy as the other Market Street clubs, but is not exactly the Taj Mahal either. Some very attractive and friendly girls, some high pressure saleswomen. It pays to hang out a while and pick and choose who to spend some VIP time with....

This is my favorite club to hang out in SF. There's a variety of women and most of them are pretty friendly. I once spent like $500 in one night; this trip I held myself to $400 and it wasn't easy.

I lost count of all the laps I paid but...

Having never been to a club in California, I wasn't sure what to expect. You know, you go into a new club in a new town and you're not sure what the rules are, so you just kind of hang back.

Well, I sat in one of the front rows...

I hadn't been to CH in a couple of years, so I stopped in on a weekday night while I was in town. $25 admission fee, which I thought was pretty high. The place is laid out kind of like an old fashioned porn theater, with a single...

Caught the Inari Vachs feature show last week - I was amazed, a pornstar who actually danced instead of walking back and forth waiting for tips! Anyway it was my first visit to this place. I was surprised by how small the club is, and I'd never been to a...

This place is a rundown old theatre, no booze and a $25 cover charge. Inside, there's one long runway with theatre seating facing the runway on both sides and about 10 rows of theatre seats along the back where you first enter. The girls range from 6-9. The stage dancer...

This club was decent. I went on a late Wednesday afternoon and the place was pretty much dead. There were only about ten guys in the place, and they all looked pretty bored. The seating is like a movie theater, with a stage (and catwalk) up front...

This place turns out to be inconsistant, it all depends on which girls happen to be working here. But I dropped in a Friday afternoon, and the mix of girls just about blew my mind. It was durring the day, and I wasn't sure what it would be...

$10 to get in with coupon wasn't bad, forgot I gave the manager $20 bill, but he caught up with me to give me the $10 change--pretty cool move. Once inside, three black women and one white girl. The black girls are all tryin to get you to...

Was in SF for a day and a half, and had never been to the Crazy Horse. Be warned: You may have to wind your way through some of the city's winos and drug dealers to get there, though at 9:00 p.m. on a weeknight, I didn't feel threatened. I...

Went to the club on a Friday night when porn star Kaylani Lei was performing. Arrived about midnight and club was packed. 30 girls working and they were kept busy for the 3 hrs I was there.
Music has improved from almost all hip hop and R & B to more...

The atmosphere of this place is just different. The theatre seating by the stage feels kind of wierd. I was there on a Friday night. Had dances from 5 dancers. The mileage varied wildly. More action was had in the back room - no extras...

My previous San Francisco experience was at Mitchel Brothers and it turned out less than spectacular, and I felt somewhat of a ripoff. By comparison Crazy Horse proved to be a much better deal. The other reviews describe the setting pretty well. It is seedier than MBOT,...

I offer a grateful nod to all the recent posters here at tusl as I found nearly all info pertinent, very current and accurate. To summarize: As a gentleman that prefers asians I was not dissappointed; theater seating, mostly facing a long runway that protrudes out into the center of...

this is still the best SF club in my opinion, in terms of the mileage per dollar. I have spent more elsewhere and gotten more elsewhere, but dollar value here is best by far. The only caveat is perhaps the exorbident cover at night -- particularly when these a...

Went back to the CHT in late January.

I lapped with a cute Filipinno woman who had long gorgeous dark hair. We tried 4 clothed first for $20 each, and then went on to (3 full nude for $100). She lent a helping hand where needed, but wasn't overly...

Checked the website one saturday and saw that my old friend Tiffany was working, so I rushed off to the club to catch up with her since I hadn't seen her in a few months. She was as gorgeous, sweet, and sexy as I remember so I pretty much monopolized...

I was able to get the last day of 2004 off so I decided to spend my time surrounded by naked women. What a way to end the year.

My intention was to sit stage side and maybe get a lap dance or two or three or four, depending on...

The place is in a rundown area and the inside is pretty rundown as well. But most of the girls are pretty. I thought the private dances were average but at least they don't rip you off here like they do in other nearby clubs like the Market...