The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Reviews
Submit a ReviewHad a great time there last...
Had a great time there last week. Got dances from Mercedes and Destiny - both were excellent, although I would have to rate Mercedes slightly higher. The inhouse feature with Mercedes and Mykel was lots…
formerATLclubguy
Aug 22, 2006, 7:49 PM
I was at the Crazy Horse...
I was at the Crazy Horse again recently. I still like this club a lot. Most of the dancers are hot, and the ones who are not are friendly and work hard.…
Mott
Aug 16, 2006, 6:42 AM
I won't go into more detail...
I won't go into more detail about the layout of the club since that's been reviewed to death.
So, I was excited about getting to go to a club in a city where hookers have their…
vetteman
Aug 10, 2006, 2:54 AM
First of all, I arrived at...
First of all, I arrived at Crazy Horse around 1:30 on a Saturday afternoon. I got in for $20. I don't know about the "Editor's Comments" regarding prices. That's OK with me.
Crazy Horse has…
Mr Magoo
Aug 8, 2006, 2:57 AM
I visited San Francisco and had...
I visited San Francisco and had some time so went to Crazy Horse on Mission. The area is not the best but it was in the afternoon so had no problems. Went into…
simple
Aug 4, 2006, 6:11 AM
Decided to try the daytime shift...
Decided to try the daytime shift to see what that was like. A little uncomfortable slipping into 6th street on a crowded day. Went in and met a 25 year old blonde beauty.…
JasonMckin
Jul 30, 2006, 5:04 PM
If you like uninhibited stageside interaction,...
If you like uninhibited stageside interaction, good contact basic lap test drive oppurtunities all delivered in a moderately low pressure atmosphere, this is your club. Went Mo. nite 930-1130PM. $25 cover, $2 non alc. drinks…
minnow
Jul 18, 2006, 2:53 AM
it depends on what time of...
it depends on what time of day you go because i've gone during midafternoon and at night, and literally, it's like night and day, no pun intended. no customers are there during the day,…
tuscl
Jul 17, 2006, 10:51 AM
Was in the club for a...
Was in the club for a Friday afternoon. I've been in on afternoons before, and it can be hit or miss. Sometimes on the afternoon, there are not enough girls working, and you…
doug20032345
Jun 9, 2006, 3:17 AM
Had a good overall time on...
Had a good overall time on uncrowded midweek night. Good stageside interaction, fair diversity of dancers, and at least basic 2 way lap mileage, unobtrusive(almost no) staff, all delivered in unpretentious no-frills setting. If this…
minnow
Jun 4, 2006, 2:44 AM
CH remains my favorite club in...
CH remains my favorite club in SF. Granted, i is in a rather dodgy area, and walking to and back form the club at night is a b it scary. Hopwever, once inside, you feeel…
leonzz
May 18, 2006, 11:07 AM
CHT bring you back in because...
CHT bring you back in because they have great girls and not only that but a little tip money on stage gets you more than a lot of places full lap dance prices...Its a great…
swiftycent
May 18, 2006, 2:45 AM
Went back to this place again...
Went back to this place again Mar 17th. I keep coming back because the price/value/quality is still one of the best in SF. Sure, there are some uglies... but there are a few…
tokyojeffro
May 15, 2006, 10:07 AM
Made the long trek to the...
Made the long trek to the city to see if I could catch one of my old favorites, Leela. Yeah, she could be moody, so I heard. But we always had a good time together.…
Mr Magoo
May 8, 2006, 7:04 AM
So I finally made it back...
So I finally made it back to SF in a year. the town is really great and the clubs are better. Looked for this club as I had been there a couple of…
sully99
May 4, 2006, 3:40 AM
The stage configuration of this club...
The stage configuration of this club is a little strange, basically it's a long runway stage and rows of seats like at a movie theater. The people in the front row get a lot…
leisurelarry
Apr 21, 2006, 2:56 AM
Visited the Crazy Horse on 4/7/06...
Visited the Crazy Horse on 4/7/06 to check out Jade Hsu. The house was typically half-full with the stage seats mostly occupied and the back seats mosty empty. A good number of girls were there,…
dirtykrunkboy
Apr 19, 2006, 2:55 AM
Dropped into the CH around dinnertime...
Dropped into the CH around dinnertime last night (Wednesday) to see if my pal Mercedes was in town, and POW, there she was, second girl to approach me. This woman is my stripper dream come…
BaldGuy
Mar 29, 2006, 10:41 AM
I stopped by here on a...
I stopped by here on a recent afternoon, for the first time in a couple of years. It's a little nicer than I remember, but I might just be jaded from all the time…
swv998
Mar 27, 2006, 4:22 AM
I was recently at the Crazy...
I was recently at the Crazy Horse. It was a pretty good experience. It was a rainy evening so there weren't many people inside. I gave tips to all the dancers, some…
Mott
Mar 25, 2006, 4:11 AM
I had very mixed views about...
I had very mixed views about this club. I attented this club last Sat and Sun so im reviewing both nights now. (Note to webmasterflash).
I saw Charmane Stars show and it was ok. Nothing…
PeedPiper
Mar 23, 2006, 4:10 AM
This club was the bomb. I...
This club was the bomb. I checked it out on a Thursday night just to see Charmane Star's show. She was about a half hour or so late, but a lot of the dancers on…
fongsaiyuk
Mar 18, 2006, 4:58 AM
This club was awesome this time....
This club was awesome this time. I went on a Thursday night and the place was pretty packed (not crowded, but busy). There were a large amount of ladies roaming around, and stage shows…
baller008
Mar 6, 2006, 3:57 AM
Had a great time here...didnt expect...
Had a great time here...didnt expect much but the club was really wild and entertaining here...several high ranking girls always on stage very few girls i didnt find attractive, not too much pressure and left…
swiftycent
Mar 1, 2006, 3:31 AM
crazy horse is a great club...
crazy horse is a great club if you don't mind the seedy neighborhood that it is located in. day trips are usually a bit safer but keep in mind it is located on one…
tuscl
Feb 26, 2006, 4:09 PM
