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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 9 yrs ago
I'm a regular, but largely for one dancer
reviewed by
ptorrent3

7.0

I'm in town fairly often for business and try to make a point to stop by Crazy Horse once while I'm there. The club in general is decent, and the mini good-contact lap dances at…

review
published 9 yrs ago
This place has really gone down
reviewed by
temp_p

5.7

I visited Crazy Horse after a long time. I was hoping that the place has improved. Paid the 25+ cover and entered the familiar looking place. Most of the dancers looked very jaded. The few…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Slow Saturday visit
reviewed by
anzaz132

6.0

Visited on a saturday some time before christmas 21$ entry. Day shift was quite unspectacular, but the night shift seemed to improve.
Everybody mentions the stage design so I won't mention it, but apparently girls…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Been a while since I originally reviewed
reviewed by
wellwell17

6.7

I reviewed ol CH maybe 6 months back, but I figured an update wouldn't hurt.

There have been a lot of changes at CH over the last 6ish months. The dancer board is gone and replaced…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Fun time on a cold afternoon
reviewed by
MrSneaky702

6.7

I walked into CH on a Wednesday afternoon. It was fairly low key - typical for the afternoon shift. The usual dancers were there. I had great lapdances with Sharlette - took her to the…

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published 9 yrs ago
No longer old faithful
reviewed by
lapfanatic

6.3

It pains me to write this but Crazy Horse is no longer my go to club. I don't make it here as much as I used to because of my work location, but recently made…

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published 9 yrs ago
The best days have gone . . .
reviewed by
bitterdbag

5.3

My how things have changed. I was a fan of Crazyhorse for a long while but I haven't been back for more than a few months. The girls working the day shift were…

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published 9 yrs ago
Feature Show
reviewed by
franktl

6.7

They had a feature on. Her name is Vicki Chase. She's a cute Latina!

The had a few two girl shows which weren't very interactive with each other just the pervert's row inhabitants.

Finally,…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Good times, but spendy
reviewed by
cwilso

5.3

As others have said, the Horse is not quite a "regular" club. It's set up like a theatre, with rail seating as well, and a lap dance room, private dance areas, and a "naughty…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Mystery love$ company
reviewed by
hurtrussell

8.3

Ive been to this club too many times to count. This is my favorite spot in the bay by far. The mileage has gone down since the tech gentrification boom started hitting and I think…

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published 9 yrs ago
Good times
reviewed by
Fixxers

6.3

As has been discussed this club has a theater style layout. Was impressed with the PS rooms - very private. LD are 20, PS are 100+ depending on the room. There were about 5 dancers…

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published 9 yrs ago
Downhill a bit since last visit
reviewed by
ezcaddis

5.7

I probably shouldn't be qualified to judge this place because I only get to SF now and again but I had a couple of hours to kill last Friday afternoon so I dropped in and…