Reviews

Had to do some work in the city so I decided to make a day of it. Stopped by CH to check up on the dancers. I only recognized 2 out of the 7 dancers…

This club is different from most I've been to, in that it has more of a theater layout - a bit different from the Chicago, Detroit and Washington Park (STL area) clubs I've been to,…

The location of CH is always a bit sketchy, but nothing out of the ordinary has ever happened to me or my car parked in the vicinity. The place, if you're not used to it,…

Having moved here, I was a bit curious about the San Francisco clubs and have now visited CH, Centerfolds, Condor and Roaring 20s. Although the girls at CH aren't necessarily as smokin as the ones…

Stopped in on a Thursday night, looking for a good dance. When you arrive, the guy at the door asks for $25. I had my doubts. There is a big runway when you walk…

Overall better than I first expected. Good value in perv row and private dances were high mileage. Visited after work ended early on a Thursday (approximately 4 pm). Note that street parking…

A great trip to the Crazy Horse. I usually stop in once or twice a year when I'm in town. My last trip, I wasn't too happy about (didn't post a review) and…

I was in San Francisco on business. I hadn't been there in a few years and I heard that the Market Street Cinema wasn't up to the old days. I decided to avoid going there…

This club is rapidly becoming my favorite in the city. The quality of the dancers is very good and even though the building is average/kinda beat, I believe the reason quality girls come here is…

Back to the Horse. I was here on Oct. 20th to see the porn star performer, Alexis Texas. A few new dancers that I haven't seen before. A plus is they finally fixed the…

This place is a little different, it is set up like a movie theater with a stage at the center, lots of theater seating in rows, no tables. The girls are relentless in asking for dances,…

Been to Crazy Horse a few times when I am in town visiting friends. Usually get there between 1 and 3 am, depending on how the bars are treating me. There is usually a good…

I have been to this club a few times. And I always have a good time. They will have porn star Features on the weekend about 2x a month. I have seen thie likes of…

The description if this club as being run down is exagerated. Likewise the neighborhood. That part of Market St is just blocks from a major downtown shopping area and close to the street car stop.…

I rarely make it into San Francisco anymore, so when I had some time to kill Saturday afternoon, I decided to come in. The door guy gave me a $5 discount and let me in…

There's nothing much to this club physically; it's ugly on the outside, ugly in the general dancing area, and ugly in the (semi-)private rooms off to the side. However, the ladies are beautiful and very…

Stopped in on a Wednesday evening, around 9pm. There were around 15 customers, with only a couple sitting up near the stage. I started out sitting in the 2nd row near the stage,…

My first time in San Francisco and I decide to hit up this club. I parked about two blocks away and ran the gauntlet of interesting characters, hearing vendors if anyone wants some weed…

Great club! Came about a year ago, the set up seemed very strange. I'm not sure why it's like a movie theater almost. I was not a fan of the set up initially, and felt…

Okay. This is one of the best clubs, or at least my favorite kind of club. The decor is a little tacky, but hey, who wants all this ultra-highend furniture and thick carpet…

Was in SF for the night and staying downtown so I decided to give CH a shot. There is $25 dollar cover to get in (IMO, a tad steep) and there is one main stage…

The $25 cover is a little steep and when you first enter, this club looks a little wierd because it feels like a small/ cheap movie theater. However, the quality of girls is surprisingly good…

Crazy horse, first time went with a couple of friends. We actually didnt do much research and just decided to try it. The cover is usually around $20.It was a Sat afternoon and we didnt know how…

This is a cool club. It's not the nicest place around, but the layout is pretty unique. Theater-style seats surround the stage, and if you sit near the stage and tip, the girls will often…

Went to the Crazy Horse on a Thursday evening, around 6:00. There was a good selection of dancers. Dancers continued to show up all through the evening. The runway stage offered good views of…