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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 9 yrs ago
Wednesday Happy Hour
reviewed by
rdsf8786

6.3

I stopped in on a Wednesday because I had some time to kill after work and before meeting up with some friends for an evening drink. From 6-9 on Wednesday's it is Happy Hour and…

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published 9 yrs ago
Low key theater rather than a club
reviewed by
schmoe31415

5.7

Crazy Horse is by itself on Market Street, rather than in the big cluster of other clubs up on Broadway. The cover charge was $25. The club doesn't have any tables or a bar.…

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published 9 yrs ago
Not so crazy about it
reviewed by
jack2019

6.3

I'm not familiar with SF, so I didn't realize I had already passed this place when I was wandering about in downtown. It's only a few blocks away from the tourists, the parades, and the…

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published 9 yrs ago
Good Stage Shows
reviewed by
rogertex

5.7

This was a different sort of strip club experience for me. It was good. I will return.

Crazy Horse is located in a tourist area of San Fran - and cannot be missed. Even on a…

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published 9 yrs ago
Compendium review
reviewed by
Boone

6.3

This is a compendium review of a Monday night visit, and a visit on Thursday afternoon and evening. The theatre part is getting to be an uncomfortable dump. I for one like to be able…

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published 9 yrs ago
Good club but know what you want
reviewed by
helloalllol

5.7

There's a lot that can be had here but there are a number of dancers that will try very hard for a premium upsell. Make sure you know what you're getting before you go into…

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published 9 yrs ago
good trip
reviewed by
DonHo

7.0

Not a ton of patrons there which made the stage-side scene a bit awkward. But dancers were generally friendly and accommodating. The club still has sort of a funky layout, but they make…

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published 9 yrs ago
I'm a regular, but largely for one dancer
reviewed by
ptorrent3

7.0

I'm in town fairly often for business and try to make a point to stop by Crazy Horse once while I'm there. The club in general is decent, and the mini good-contact lap dances at…

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published 9 yrs ago
This place has really gone down
reviewed by
temp_p

5.7

I visited Crazy Horse after a long time. I was hoping that the place has improved. Paid the 25+ cover and entered the familiar looking place. Most of the dancers looked very jaded. The few…

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published 9 yrs ago
Slow Saturday visit
reviewed by
anzaz132

6.0

Visited on a saturday some time before christmas 21$ entry. Day shift was quite unspectacular, but the night shift seemed to improve.
Everybody mentions the stage design so I won't mention it, but apparently girls…

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published 9 yrs ago
Been a while since I originally reviewed
reviewed by
wellwell17

6.7

I reviewed ol CH maybe 6 months back, but I figured an update wouldn't hurt.

There have been a lot of changes at CH over the last 6ish months. The dancer board is gone and replaced…

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published 9 yrs ago
Fun time on a cold afternoon
reviewed by
MrSneaky702

6.7

I walked into CH on a Wednesday afternoon. It was fairly low key - typical for the afternoon shift. The usual dancers were there. I had great lapdances with Sharlette - took her to the…