Reviews

Visited Crazy Horse for the first time during the day shift, and had a good experience. For those unfamiliar with the club, Crazy Horse is located on Market Street and is about a ten…

I'm not a connoisseur but this is probably the finest club I've been to for overall quality of hotties. Only a handful of duds in the bunch. And one girl - Asian, can't remember her…

Crazy Horse is right on Market near the SF civic center. Walking over there can be interesting.... most of the street people are quite stoned but don't be surprised if people ask you…

Had been to the Crazy Horse before and had a great experience and was looking forward to an equally great second trip. Not so much. Walked in and was immediately approached by a mocha colored…

I got out of work early due to the holiday and headed here to get the long weekend off right. Even though my office is walking distance to the Broadway clubs, I consider all…

I was here on May 6th around 2pm. Made it back to Crazyhorse after a long absence and things have changed, not really for the best. They re designed the VIP dance areas. Now there are…

I have been here several times over the past few years. The club is different than any other club I have been to with a theatre style set-up that has been well described here.…

Went here on a Friday night, and wasn't disappointed. Well...for the most part. Dancers on stage were quite energetic, and as long as you kept the ones flowing then they'd pay attention to…

Had a pretty good time with jasmin. She's a bit of a ROB but those giant (and fake) tits made up for it. She's down for a lot if you have the $$$. I…

I swung by on a saturday night for a couple of hours or so and there was around 5-6 dancers sitting around (it changed throughout the night) with 1-2 on stage. The diversity was good…

I stopped in at this club because it was around the corner from the hotel I was staying at for a business trip. The environment of the club is pretty low key. It's…

Beautiful and friendly girls, interesting theater set up, not too much emphasis on pole dancing but lots of contact at the runway/stage (lap dances were given at the runway). One engaging dancer pulled a female…

The good old crazy horse. This place has a lot of reviews so I would not waste time on the physical descriptions but the recent changes in the price structure. Earlier, the nude private dance…

Visited on a Friday night around 10pm. There were probably 10 girls on shift. There were 3 that were attractive. The dancers were diverse - black, latina, asian. Did not get a lap dance, just…

I have not been having good experiences at this club. This place is too crowded for me. The dancers (at least the good ones) are always very busy or when they come and talk to…

This is my go-to strip club in the SF Bay Area. Place is a bit run down, weird theatre style. Went down here on a Monday evening, around 15 or so dancers, ranged from 5…

The Crazy Horse is an excellent strip club that offers what connoisseurs refer to as ''HIGH MILEAGE'' lap dances. As opposed to alcohol clubs such as the Gold Club, Hustlers, Broadway Showgirls etc, the presence…

Lots of girls rating 5-8 one or two nines. Sitting by stage is great with brief lap dances for tips and the occasional motorboat. This is where there is big value at the…

Was in the area on 3/9 weekend and visited this club twice. As I was in the area, it was a few minutes walk on market street. The block this club is on is a little…

The review is for 2/9. This was the second day in a row, I had visited the club. There were about 18 dancers in total at around 8 pm. Got dances at different rooms of…

Well I was back in the city and thought I deserved a little celebration. Off to my favorite club in the city after checking the line-up from the club's website. As I approached…

Came here in the afternoon -- not too crowded and there were still plenty of dancers working. The problem is there is like 15m between each dancer on stage. Also, the seating is arranged kind…

superb place to go....dancers are very beautiful.Lots of good music was there played by the DJ. Music was loud. Went there after midnight with 4 of my friends..we had a great time out there..Lap dances…

Crazy Horse Theatre is on Market Street between 5th and 6th Streets. Mid-Market as it's called has been less successful than the booming capitalism just a block away. But things are changing. Soon Twitter employees…

Go during the daytime when it is crowded and splurge a little bit. The dancers will take quite some time over you. Surprisingly good conversation. My favorite was this dancer with glasses (sorry forgot her name)…