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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 8 yrs ago
Enjoy It While It's Here
reviewed by
MrJDW1

6.3

Crazy Horse has been my San Francisco strip club of choice for years. While there were elaborate plans for expansion prior to the last recession, that never happened. Now Mid-Market is finally happening, even between…

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published 8 yrs ago
My thoughts on crazy horse
reviewed by
Hmongboy89

6.0

So I've heard the hype about a special dancer who dances only in the morning shift for this location. For those who have visited this location, you guys should know who I'm taking about when…

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published 8 yrs ago
Ehh
reviewed by
PredragDr

4.7

I used to consider this a decent club a few years ago mostly due to its value. I was able to get in without a cover (strong negotiation skills), complimentary extras (if you have game)…

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published 8 yrs ago
At One Point The Best
reviewed by
gkstkdgus

6.3

I've been coming here for a couple of years and seen a progression of a quite amazing place in SF. Generally cover is $2x, pretty standard for san francisco. This place is still a great…

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published 8 yrs ago
Burn notice!
reviewed by
gujames

4.3

Came in at around 2pm on a Friday afternoon. Entrance fee was $26- paid since I knew all I'd be doing is hanging out and watching the action. Theatre seating with a large stage. Lighting…

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published 8 yrs ago
Miss or Hit?
reviewed by
xseattle

7.0

I saw staying nearby so I walked over. It was still light out so I didn't mind, but this is a sketchy neighborhood to be sure.

I paid my cover and went in to the…

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published 8 yrs ago
Meh
reviewed by
SavvySav

4.3

This review is a combo of 2 visits in the past couple months.

I've been a patron of CH for a few decades and sad to say but I think the club is way past its…

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published 8 yrs ago
No longer worth it
reviewed by
Fumanchi88

4.0

This used to be my favorite club in San Francisco. Once you pay cover ($20 I believe), you enter to a theater type setup with rows of six or so seats on each side…

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published 8 yrs ago
The best I've ever seen in terms of talent
reviewed by
tuscl

8.7

Made an impulse decision to go to the Crazy horse after a few years of having not been there. It was the last night of Jennifer White's visit to the place, which was probably the…

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published 8 yrs ago
5 years later, ehhh.....
reviewed by
roadmikeleak

5.3

Haven't been here for 5 years and nothing has really changed. For those that don't know it is theatre seating. Very uncomfortable chairs. Lap dances are done in the back. I recommend grabbing…

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published 8 yrs ago
Tarnished Gem?
reviewed by
eye4dancer

5.0

I went on a feature dancer night - Asa Akira was on stage and her show around 1:30 am (60 minutes after posted time) was worth the wait. There was a ton of female talent…

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published 8 yrs ago
Out with the old in with the crappy new
reviewed by
daniel99

5.0

Been going to Crazy Horse for a long time. I went back when they had some great dancers, and now when they have changed up management. Recently went on my visit and this place has…